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#and a blephoplasty and double eyelid surgery snd lammelar repositioning
parasiticstars
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6 months
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“lipstick on an pig” this, “don’t cast pearls before swine” that, are we forFUCKINGgetting about our lord and savior Miss Piggy?
#me to myself trying to force myself to put any effort into my appearance without feeling ugly
#damned if I do and damned if I don’t
#on one hand im trying too hard and I need to drastically change my face and nose and eye shape to look acceptable
#and on the other I look like a literal orc
#oUGH
#not a vent I’m just overcaffienated and thinking too hard
#the parker has spoken
#but it’s cool it’s fine i just need to wait until I can get a nose job and skin lightening cream and my acne clears up [starts weeping]
#and a blephoplasty and double eyelid surgery snd lammelar repositioning
#and Botox and a jawline shave and buccal fat removal and a face lift and an eyebrow lift
#and lose 20lbs and cut my hair
#or maybe gastric bypass
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