#and also rtsoot

[poltergeist-coffee]

nothing matters to me anymore except for the silly ships that exist solely in my head

[maigetheplatypus57]

Something I love about rtgame is that when i watch other people play unpacking and they get to the toxic boyfriend's apartment and they find out that they can't hang up their diploma anywhere, most of their reactions are usually along the lines of "awwwww that's so sad :(" and be understandably upset for the mc... but rt? he takes it a step further and starts messing with the boyfriend's shit, mocking his male living space, actively cheering for this relationship to end as soon as possible "'so are you done unpacking-' 'i want to break up'" and most importantly hiding the bf's ties in random, hard to see locations.

absolute king shit right there

[pinketine]

RTSoot Masterpost

I figured I might as well, considering I've seen a lot of people not even know they've interacted before, and I just think they're fun together

Any vods or povs not linked seemingly do not exist, but I tried my best to piece it together

Soothouse

This doesn't necessarily have purely solo Wilbur + RT interactions, but Soothouse is just a lot of fun regardless

Cursed Comments

Watching Videos With No Views

Ninja's Fortnite Comment Section

WikiHow Images

Minecraft DeathSwap

RT's POV

Wilbur's POV

RT's VOD

Wilbur's VOD

SMP Live

RT's POV, part 1

RT's POV, part 2

Wilbur's POV, part 1

Wilbur's POV, part 2

RT's VOD

MCC 3

In MCC 3, Wilbur and RT were in a team, alongside with TechnobIade and T0xiccSupport (names are censored because of tumblr's fascinating search system)

Wilbur's POV

Wilbur's VOD

RT's VOD

TechnobIade's VOD

Miscellaneous

Let's Hide From My Friends in Garry's Mod

Let's Murder My Friends in Garry's Mod

RT's VOD of the Garry's Mod video

Four Friends Yell At Each Other In Minecraft Survival Island

[conarcoin]

didnt rtgame and wilbur have an e-date on smplive or am i misremembering this

they did they were minecraft bfs its also why i dont understand why schlattbur was like the prevalent smplive ship bc at least in schlatt's pov (i haven't actually watched wilbur's in full) they didn't actually interact all that much and when they did schlatt was just trying to use wilbur in various ways

i think rtsoot is cute and not enough people remember it was a thing

[strifesolution]

manifesting rtsoot made it into the rarepair bracket because i need them to loose pathetically. it’d be poetic because their relationship is also always doomed to fail!

[fallow-foot]

Look at her go!

[justtrashperson]

a shitty cliche highschool au we made where one of it is them joking that they're dating, but when people believe them insist it's a joke, but they later on realizing wait. it's not a joke. oh no. and now it's not a joke.

it all started as a joke.

[sootneo]

i basically wrote the main selling point of tv show hannibal but hear me out,

in all his career and life, wilbur had never seen something nearly as creepy, weird, nauseating and fucking mental like his new case. he was an amazing and reliable investigator, known throughout all of europe, so of course he was the one the italian police called when they found the freakiest crime scene ever seen in the history of that country: a freezer in sapienza, filled with corpses of hundreds of people – they had to count after retrieving them because at one point four mortuaries still weren't enough for some reason – that were presumably killed by one single person. he obviously accepted to be the head investigator of it, being paired with a few guys: seán jack, brian terroriser and alex quackity. some police officers that were helping them out were george notfound and nick sapnap.

first and foremost, he had two suspects, one being clay dream, based on some background checks and his involvement with the whole case, being seen close to the crime scene, and his closeness to he officers which seemed really shady. and the other being a local, based on criminal record, also being seen close to the crime scene and knowing the owner of the establishment. the second guy gets a public defender, meanwhile clay has enough money to hire a professional criminal defence attorney: daniel condren.

while clay doesn't get proven innocent and walks free, daniel gets in contact with wilbur and notifies him he has started conducting his own investigation, which sounds and is normal, until they start crossing paths way too often, principally when daniel seems to be so incredibly friendly towards him – and even though will is sure there is something illegal about being the head investigator who's having a coffee with the main suspect's lawyer, he doesn't mind having him as background when he's doing research.

but will does start caring when evidence start to sound weird, wrong or not like he first remembers seeing it as. witnesses telling different stories, objects so small and barely noticeable disappearing, things appearing too, new clues, new paths, new names, the victims barely having anything to back him up even though he, at some point, felt like he had everything in his hands – it's like he was hallucinating some things, like he didn't hear them, seen the right way, like he was going crazy. now he's just doing everything while keeping his eyes glued on every move daniel makes, on every word he says, he even starts secretly investigating daniel himself, but why can't he find any proof of his involvement and only proof of the fact that maybe he is indeed going insane?

he doesn't know that clay has nothing to do with anything. nor does the second suspect. actually, he is right about daniel. he has been the one behind the butcher of sapienza, and his friend alex, quackity, has been helping him carefully manipulate stuff behind the scenes.

also, because i can't live without some crime boys input into aus, so i wanna say that wilbur was kinda glad he didn't let his pupil, tommy, follow him to the scene and left him out of the case. such a young man didn't deserve to witness the same horror will did.

also also, i don't know much about the whole crime world 👍🏻 LMAO so i don't really know how to write about these things. i think i'd have to watch hannibal to get a grip on how he was that good at hiding it. and i know hannibal was like. a psychologist. which makes stuff easier for him. but rt is way too smart to not be able to do the same stuff as him in an au where he's just an evil phoenix wright.

[pinketine]

Build mart but RT and Wilbur are in creative and force you to do some meaningless task or the most elaborate fucking builds. You’re not getting fed. The objective is to survive

my proposals for the hypothetical build mart game change:

goodtimeswithscar and bdoubleo100 make a build and everyone has ten minutes to recreate it as much as possible

goodtimeswithscar and bdoubleo100 are given netherite sharpness 5 swords and are let loose in a small arena with all 40 players. the objective? survive.

players must actually build something and pro builders judge them like simon cowell

build mart but all the materials are in one big unorganized pile in the middle so players don't have to fly too far to obtain them

players get in a line and apologize to scott smajor. most creative methods win. singing is allowed and encouraged

players must construct a life size pixel art of grian

build mart but xornoth is let loose on the server. the objective? survive.

[pinketine]

I see them in every textpost. It's my personal hell

[pinketine]

I think it'd be unfair to my younger self who'd loved Wilbur since Soothouse and my self of last week who loved RTSoot if I didn't make a final post saying my piece and giving myself closure.

As I've said earlier, I won't be supporting Wilbur anymore, as the memories will be too bitter, and his apology when compared to Shelby's story comes off as completely insincere. I'm aware of the difference between c and cc, but the lines are way too blurred in this case for me to feel comfortable.

Furthermore, I'm not mad at myself or anyone else for loving his content or missing any red flags. A lot of us were young, and found deep connection with his candidness about the uglier sides of mental health. He was also charismatic, and made good, enjoyable content. It's not a sin to say a bad person is talented, or made good things. It's more productive than anything else, because labelling all bad people in a certain way just makes you more likely to be blindsided. Don't feel guilty, you didn't know.

In addition, I thoroughly despise any arm chair diagnosing/demonisation of Wilbur's mental health. It's ableist to try and say he has a cluster b personality disorder, full stop. No mental condition makes someone an abuser. Also, Wilbur isn't a bad person because his mental health led to him not taking care of himself, he's a bad person because he's an abuser. While poor mental health can make someone lash out, it's disingenuous to remove Wilbur's agency in violating Shelby's boundaries and the like by blaming it all on his poor mental health.

I also think you guys need a bit more nuance when regarding how others didn't speak up about Wilbur's abuse until Shelby did. On one hand, some people probably were complicit in it up until it was safe to start virtue-signalling. On the other, some others might've been gaslit or manipulated or were simply too scared to speak out against one of the biggest, most beloved names in the sphere. Some people may have not even known about it. And even the people who haven't said anything, that doesn't mean complacency, or that they support him. They might still be reeling, or in denial, or gathering their thoughts.

At the end of the day, I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but we don't know these streamers. This is to say both that you shouldn't assume that they could never be horrible, and that you shouldn't assume everyone in the mcyt sphere is horrible. It's a large community, and every community has people, some more vile than others. That's just the nature of humanity.

Of course, the most important part is supporting victims, especially Shelby. She has been incredibly brave, and revealing something so awful to help protect and warn others is so very kind as well. This is about her, first and foremost.

Everyone make sure to take care of yourselves, this has definitely been hard for a lot of people. 💗

[strifesolution]

KPDR[GLFR,DPGK,!!!!!! THE END OF AN ERA...

We actually got to read the epilogue together on voice call, which felt like a fitting end to it all. We don't know what to do now, we're gonna miss this book club so much you can't even believe :sob:

So in honour of the book club we've formed, here are some fun facts about us while reading:

-I read the chapters incredibly fast, twice the pace of Alto

-Alto, when a scene would get emotional, would go onto your RTSoot playlist and listened to Buzzcut Season

-We both agreed that them sharing a kitchen was a miracle because it's SO stressful irl

Anyways this fic has completely rewired our brain chemistry, the book club system is genuinely so good and we're gonna miss this fic sososo bad, we cannot wait for the oneshots. I wish I could be more concise and precise with how we feel but orz. That's it. Orz. o(-(. OTL. I love my farmer boys :(

BOOK CLUB MY BELOVED 🫡 You will be missed...... until next time......it's very fitting you did that because that's how me and Van edit HAHA the amount of times they would swap up Daithi and Dan's names reading a sentence with both of them around was incredible. Also that time they pronounced Spiff as Speef.

Anyway. You are so right tbh i do not know how anything gets made in that kitchen. Dan probably kicks people out all the time. But tbh it was originally built with three kids in mind, so,

Bonus: there's multiple foreshadowing/setup moments for our future plans in the last couple chapters, this is most certainly one of them

[pinketine]

did you get an ask about rtsoot for the ship bingo because if not this is that ask. if you did, komahina. if you also got that, shuake. if you also got tht oumasai. I hope three layers of backup is enough

I didn't get asked about any of those three omggg ^-^

I can't do omasai for spoiler reasons but yeah 💗💗💗

[pinketine]

Since my last summoning post didn’t work, I decided to revamp it ^-^ I’m sure we’ll get an RTSoot team next mcc lads

[sootneo]

no one gave a fuck when i posted this on twitter but hello, this is my personal au for what rt's character would be like in the dsmp:

— i think the role that would fit rt in the dsmp the best is a simple resource-full kind of character. i don't really see him engaging in like elections and wars. because of smplive, i like to think he'd make lots of potions and sell them around for cheap prices. i also REALLY like the idea of rt selling and trading some materials like diamonds and such, consequently having to mature a bit more on that to be able to get netherite.

+ a good main "characteristic" could be that. with time, he becomes professional at digging holes and progresses until he's able to build huge underground spaces, raising an entire empire while hundreds of blocks under the earth. he could have scars from his adventures to the nether, from exploring caves and ravines, and have his clothes go from the suit to a more simple look since he gets dirty easily, only switching to an usual snazzy attire when it comes to going around selling his beloved potions.

+ he could be good friends with techno over that! they'd probably trade a lot, and since they would go well together personality wise, it would develop into an "i'm actually just straight away giving this to you just do this silly favor for me and you can have it."

+ he'd probably get interested in building (before making his empire and everything), he was so dedicated when building the spire in that one smp that it was cute, and the 100 players streams are always about builds, so he would start making little dirt houses, then more cool wooden houses, then progressing through tutorials until he's able to make somewhat of a castle to live in. he'd probably take inspiration from past builds his scribers had made and maybe cc rt could ask for consent to recreate it.

— about the three lives: i think rt would be very scared of losing them, but not in a "i don't wanna die i don't wanna die i don't wanna die" way, but in a "man if i lose a life it's gonna SUCK ASS and i'm gonna be FUCKED pretty soon."

+ he doesn't like getting involved in any kind of pvp, with mobs or people, but he's not scared when it happens. i think he can be quite good at pvping (judging by that one charity stream he did with kevin with the natural disasters happening because that's also all i remember). he's also really good at fleeing from it, like parkouring around, so people would have to hunt him down to get him.

+ about losing them: i think he'd rather lose them in a dramatic situation than simply mining or getting killed by a mob. i wanna think he'd become more and more neurotic everytime he loses one. with 3 he's just chilling and talking to everyone. with 2 he's a bit too cautious of who he approaches or stays close to. with 1 life left he would actually just "go missing" and live underground, away from everyone; i think it would make a cool arc to have someone go look for him and end up stuck in all the mazes he has built and stuff, and it could end in them either becoming good friends or... rt killing them and people getting a confirmation that he's alive because the "_____ was slain by RTGame" would appear in chat. >:)

— about the relationships, rt with wilbur and techno is basically inevitable. but he'd befriend everyone, even if only to a "oh yes, we've talked once! it was nice!" point.

+ he'd be a bit too anxious to talk to tommy, but he'd probably try and befriend him over building stuff, that when he was still a newbie, making cute gardens and tents here and there with the little guy. he'd probably attempt to act like an older sibling just like he watched wilbur and techno do, not exactly soft-spoken but not being too loud so tommy could find a bit of peace in him, still laughing at his jokes and going "tommy, please..." between giggles when he's being mischievous. he'd be someone to suddenly crawl out of a hole just to help tommy when he was in exile, giving him food and some things dream wouldn't notice are different.

+ i like to think that the "tutorials" he'd use were actually lessons from phil. he'd visit him often and ask to help whenever he could, to which dadza couldn't say no to, getting proud whenever rt made something cool by himself or followed his tips while making something impressive for a newbie. they'd spend time building, but i think he'd end up asking rt for materials as well after techno had mentioned it to him one day. i don't think both ccs would like to get heavily involved in lore, so they'd probably talk about others just like they talk about them irl, except maybe once or twice for techno lore or wilbur lore.

+ he'd be good pals with eret too, being protective with him over fundy. they'd be the "we barely know each other but i respect YOU" duo. i think fundy would also really like him to the point of being a very present friend, visiting him often just to talk, maybe going on walks just to mess around. these two would come as package deal.

+ techno and him would act like they "just know each other," but they're actually almost best friends at that point. even though rt understands techno would rather be alone and do things on his own, he shows how he cherishes him by paying visits while bringing useful gifts, staying a bit to help techno here and there with like farming stuff or anything that is considered "not too much" as techno would say. if he called, techno would probably come running to help him. techno also likes the fact rt is good friends with phil, takes care of tommy and is someone who deeply cares about wilbur. i would like to think he'd actually help techno during the butcher happenings because of how close they could've gotten.

+ rtsoot. how do i get started on rtsoot. i don't think he would be the reason for rt to show up at the dsmp, i think rt actually would've wandered there and accidentally found a home for himself, but he'd have arrived just as soon as l'manberg would start counting down its last days. wilbur wouldn't have seen him yet, but rt had heard of his friend being there. the first time wilbur sees him, he has already become unhinged, throwing a "you've gotta be fucking kidding me. you, out of all people, rt?" at him and making him already notice something's happening. i don't like thinking they'd interact much other than wilbur visiting him once and acting very weird, saying things that would make rt worry even more, all while they're just picking berries outside in the forest. after that, wilbur dies, ghostbur comes along, rt helps tommy deal with that while he himself has to deal with the fact he saw wilbur's own father kill him. he feels incredibly depressed whenever he sees ghostbur, and even though the ghost treats him with lots of kindness, even bringing him berries with a huge note half apologizing half trying to understand what he's apologizing for one evening, he's not able to look at him in the eyes. it's not even a shell of his best friend, it's just a blurry image of his face staring right back at him, nothing about the man rt loved (/p) behind those eyes. when revivedbur comes back, he ends up getting closer to him, and when he notices something is ten times worse, he desperately tries to fix him (personally loving the idea of rt going "this isn't you, wilbur! this isn't my wilbur!" and will being so pissed off at him that he grabs his hand and puts on top of his chest just to go "feel this, rt? you don't, right? because i'm dead. your wilbur is fucking dead. i'm the walking corpse of your beloved best friend and everything he wasn't enough to be. you're facing an illusion, but when you look into my eyes you're facing reality. snap out of that pathetic fairytale of yours.") but after getting manipulated to hell and back, he just completely turns on wilbur. would also like to have him take maybe his 2nd life, the fall to a single life remaining and having wilbur as the one who pushed him would be soooooo good. maybe towards the end, if rt is still mentally stable (lol) wilbur could come back and try to apologize, not really knowing how to make it up for rt ("i hated it whenever you looked into my eyes. because i was here. he is. he never died, you know? your wilbur. and i'm sorry that i made it look like i killed your best friend, when he had been standing right in front of you this entire time.")

+ quackity is his "right person, wrong time and wrong judgment." it starts with something silly, like they're having a conversation with someone they both know but they keep saying stuff that clashes, so they're just weirded out by each other since the start. it gets worse when rt helps techno with the butcher thing – fundy easily forgives him, while ranboo and tubbo are understanding of rt's motives, but quackity just gets incredibly mad at him to the point of growing some kind of hatred towards him. they have peak tension after quackity finds out rt has been getting manipulated by wilbur, drama ensues, but quackity ends up saving his life at one point because he doesn't actually hate him, their feelings towards each other were simply messy since they barely ever talked. from then on, it starts to get better, and i think they'd make a good pair. i'd like to think he'd join las nevadas at some point with the sole reason of gambling his ass off but he'd rather do bets with quackity.

[maigetheplatypus57]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself to become the villian...

Daniel 100% learned this from Wilbur IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-