#and de swole

[invalidname19]

Cant wait to watching Spider-Man 2099: Across the Spider-Vers🙏

[mercisnm]

Something based on @ehay's Centaur!AU

me: just a quick doodle also me, an hour later: this is an equine slash female centaur anatomy study now

[hoooebot]

[crossculturalmadness]

Watch "De La Soul - Ring Ring Ring (Music video, high quality)" on YouTube

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[crispy-ghee]

Stuff from over the past few weeks

1-3) Trying to design what a young Solomon's wedding outfit would look like. Want a mix of a Barong and a Traje de Charro.

4-8) Tried to draw la familia in a style closer to what my older cartoonier style looked like (forgot Kal's soul patch in one drawing and I hate myself)

9) Solomon is embarrassed by Kal and his speedo at the beach

10) Playing around w/ designing a new luchador, a highflying técnico named Jun Super, who is a sweet nerd who became swole bc of bullying.

[disneytva]

October 2023 - Network Highlights

Big City Greens

Bad Dad ; Junk Junkie 10/7

Handshaken ; Coffee Mates 10/14

Iced ; Chipped Off 10/21

The Ghost and Molly McGee

Welcome to NecroComic-Con ; Fit to Print 10/28

Hamster and Gretel

Nano a Nano ; The Unnatural History of Dr. MedusaSaurus Ph.D 10/14

No Sprain, No Gain ; Finding Professor Ex 10/21

Bayou Barb ; The Great Pillow War 10/27

Kiff

I Like To Move It! ; Hive Got An Idea 10/7

You Can't Handle the Tooth! ; Blooper Quest 10/14

When You Mow You Mow ; Harry's Maturity Crisis 10/21

Silly Moods ; Chatterley vs Chatterley 10/28

Hailey's On It!

Know What You Did Last Slumber ; Lady and the Trampoline 10/14

Scott's on a Roll ; Bye Bye Birdies 10/21

Frankly Fabulous ; The Pin is Mightier Than the Swole 10/28

Zombies The Re-Animated Series

Zombies The Re-Animated Series: ZOMBIES Halloween Mini Bites - Special 10/28

Playdate with Winnie The Pooh

Kanga And Hide-And-Seek 10/4

Eeyore And The Paint Set 10/18

Pupstruction

The Mayor Mover ; Bobby's Balloon Blunder 10/13

SuperKitties

SuperKitties "Cheesenado ; Talented Troublemaker 10/6

Alice's Wonderland Bakery

A Knight to Remember ; Roaring Daisylions 10/7

The Sweetest Friend Indeed ; Hats Off to Cam 10/28

Mickey Mouse Funhouse

Stink, Stank, Stunk! ; Día de los Muertos 10/6

Mayor Franken-Pete's Very Bad Day ; The Lost Party Rings! 10/27

[rourouxiaobao]

SVSSS Brainworms Be Plottin'

Because Stilton asked for lesbingqiu ideas on Discord last weekend. My brainworms got progressively more unhinged. In my defense, t was late, I'd had a couple of drinks in me, and I was gonna have MDZS Dragonji x Foxxian cosplay photoshoot the next day. XD

Feel free to gank any of these fic ideas for your own use! All I ask is that you credit my unhinged brainworms if anything results from them. XDDDD (And thanks to Stilton for instigating my brainnworms to percolate these ideas, LOL!!!)

#1) Ikebana Peak lord Shen teaching her (deliberately) dense disciple who Really Does Not Know An Iris From A Rose.

#2) The Bimboification Of Empress Luo (And How She Met Her Consort Who Doesn’t Know She’s A Consort) I assume Bingmeimei is full-fledged empress by then. Perhaps cooking up a storm with all manner of rare (sometimes abyssal) ingredients (bc if anyone can make that stuff not only edible but delicious, it’s the protagonist and her cooking halo). And SY is all “ah, bingbing is such a lovely chef, her husband will be such a lucky man, able to eat her cooking all the time, this old woman is not worthy 🥹❤️❤️” levels of oblivious. And it reaches a point where Bingmeimei, at an utter loss, wonders if she can get away with orchestrating an entire wedding, and cooking for it, and shizun shows up presumably to see her beloved disciple off and be served tea, only to realise as they are being instructed to bow that she IS NOT THE ‘MOTHER’ OF THE IMPERIAL BRIDE, SHE IS THE WIFE TO BE OF SAID IMPERIAL BRIDE and Bingmeimei is just smiling happily all the while. Or something. Tags would be “crack”, “but not really”, “but still kinda”, “SY redefines oblivious”, “so yeah just canon level oblivious”, “SY will put up with all of Binghe’s nonsense”, “because simp”, “Binghe resorting to Yakety Sax levels of shenanigans”, “because when the going gets tough the tough use sledgehammers”. Alternatively, if less cracktastic, then perhaps Wife Plot #684, involving a temporary time-reversal curse of some kind meant to invoke Introspection and Mild But Ultimately Temporary Angst Whose Resolution Will Show Shizun The Light. Hack-author-created flora may or may not be involved.

#3) Bingmeimei accidentally gets transformed into The Tiniest Terror and only SY can get her to settle down (Bc I have de-ageing/kidfics on the brain recently.) MBJ (who perhaps remains male in this, bc of the hilarious juxtaposition of enormous demon king and teeny tiny little heavenly demonlette) is at his wits’ end until his hamstery little wife (bc, again, hilarious juxtaposition of tiny little petite human wife whose long, loose sleeves disguise SQH’s ARMmunition bc An Ding Peak cultivates The Swole Path have you seen those fucking carts of lumber) decides Shen-shijie is Best Suited For The Job and gets MBJ to teleport a mid-tantrum Bingmeimei into the bamboo house. Bingmeimei with her fluffy hair in loopy braids, following SY around SY absolutely dying from how cute Bingmeimei is. SY unable to stop thinking if this is what Bingbing’s daughter might look like. Idk how Bingbing Grows Up Again but when she does, SY wants to wife her up and have her babies, or something. Cue magical baby-growing flora or something? Momotaro/Kaguyahime foliage? Bc it’s not stealing ideas if it’s done by a hack author who desperately needs to pay the overpriced rent for her shitty apartment.

#4) Body-swap! By way of pollen from the Magnolia of Mirrored Minds (bc Airplane-juju was Feeling The Alliteration that chapter)! Or tea accidentally brewed using the Joined-Hearts Jasmine instead of regular-ass jasmine instead (or Chrysanthemum of Clarity)? And SY has to learn to look past The Accidental Friendzone? While Bingbing has A Talk with A Very Terrified System (bc Systems are not programmed to deal with threats from users that have the benefit of a Protagonist Halo)? And after the bodyswap, SY returns to her body and to a Much Improved And Very User-Compliant System, while Bingbing goes back to her body very satisfied with having put in its place the being that causes her precious Shizun much anxiety. A wedding is planned, and System002 very grumpily issues a [ Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! ] notification.

#5) Liu Mingyan Is The Best Wingwoman In The Three Realms Bingbing commissions her (via SQH, via MBJ) to write ‘Winter Peach Blossoms Upon The Tranquil Mountain’, a ballad/novel about an orphaned kitchen maid yearning after her secretly kind but publicly aloof Young Mistress Of The House, and how their forbidden love blooms when The Young Mistress is kidnapped one snowy winter and held in a cabin (with only one bed) upon The Tranquil Mountain and our earnest young ingenue maiden sets off to rescue her shizun young mistress from an extraordinarily beautiful bandit with a mole beneath one eye, and upon their return, the master of the house (the young mistress’ elder brother Qi-dage) has died and left everything to his beloved Jiu-meimei and she and the kitchen maid get married and live sapphically ever after.

The ballad/novel is a great hit and especially popular with Xian Shu peak disciples, spinsters and their dedicated handmaids, and brothel ladies.

Eventually, a sequel ‘Wine From The Twin-Pitted Plum Is Sweetest In Autumn’ is published following the wedding of Empress Luo and Peak Lord Shen. It isn’t a commissioned work but the empress receives an advance copy as a wedding gift.

[astroprompts]

✧ — 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

“It’s not that bad, I can explain.”

“It’s not what it looks like... But it might be worse.”

“What you need to understand is that moose aren’t afraid of anything.”

“To be fair, when you can walk on water like moose christ and cripple cars, there’s not gonna be a lot of things that put fear in your heart.”

“When a moose decides to choose violence, only two things can save you; Jesus Christ and the Moosiah himself.”

“First of all, why would you ever put yourself in a position where you need to know any of this?”

“If you’re dumb enough to do that, you might as well just let natural selection do it’s thing.”

“Gorillas don’t usually attack anything that seems weaker than they are, which gives them more of a moral compass than high school bullies.”

“Are you serious? Did you really think I was gonna have actual advice here?”

“If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, get on the ground. If it’s white... You’re gonna die.”

“One uppercut, and he/she/they’re sending your jaw to Jerusalem with no return trip.”

“Evolution made humans smart enough to put a man on the moon, but it also made chimps swole enough to put a man on the news.”

“Be sure to save me a seat at heaven’s dining hall.”

"What makes you think they’ll go easy on you?”

“You think I’m exaggerating?”

“They’re built like a Toyota with the personality of Jeffery Dahmer.”

“Cocaine hippos are something the world doesn’t need to deal with.”

“Cougars are not to be taken lightly.”

“Humans are an evolutionary failure, because we can’t seem to run away from anything.”

“Unless you’re a gay hillbilly redneck with a Netflix series, I don’t see how you could ever possibly need this.”

“Disrespecting a tiger is really bad for your health.”

“Do not turn your back on a grizzly bear.”

“Unless your last name is De Caprio, there is no award for getting assaulted by a grizzly.”

“Not only are you gonna feel real stupid, you’re also gonna die.”

“If an elephant decides it wants to hurt you, there isn’t a force in nature that can save you.”

“Basically we’re dealing with a coked-up weasel with really bad roid rage.”

“They have no moral compass, no conscience, and no remorse.”

“If I have to be cursed with this knowledge, so do you.”

“Ducks are cancelled.”

“Ducks answer to no god.”

“How do you want to die?”

“I’d honestly rather get insta-killed by a tiger than dissected by a polar bear.”

“He’ll destroy my way of life, but at least I’ll have a life to live.”

“Can we please acknowledge the fact that the platypus makes no sense as an animal?”

“I should probably explain what the hell that was.”

“They’re found in South Africa and Australia, but they also own a good amount of real estate in my nightmares.”

“Can’t call it simping if it works.”

“The more you look at it, the worse it gets.”

“If someone handed you $100,000, no strings attached, what would be your first move?”

“Unconditional love might sound cute, but in nature, it is very much conditional.”

“I already don’t trust pelicans off principle.”

“It’s survival of the fittest, and there is no award for participation.”

“Somewhere a middle child just shed a single, silent tear.”

“Imagine having an older sister whose primary purpose in life is making sure you don’t have one.”

“If ‘men ain’t shit’ was an animal, it would be the hyena.”

“When you’re that good for that long, eventually time is gonna catch up to you.”

“Life is a brutal reality show where life is all about getting renewed to the next season.”

“Few animals have a worse PR team than hyenas.”

“I pay way too much for contacts for you to lie to me about what’s in front of my face.”

“Time for 50 shades of fuck around and find out.”

[iamthepulta]

I dreamed of the plot of Avatar 3 and it was one of the best dreams I've ever had. Three half-Pandoran kids were being raised by the humans to be defensive spies/protectors when the protagonist couple broke them out. Two kids escaped, but one girl didn't. She grew up with the humans and got swole but looked like a late teenager because of Pandora time. Eventually it's time for her first mission and she and her two trainers are headed to a sick human town. They camp in a junkyard for the night.

The kid broke apart into three kids, two human and one half-pandoran

A scavenger kid about her age shows up for the night and they joke around a bit and offer him food. He accepts and they eat, but while they're eating he starts answering questions about the human town wrong. The two adults are on their guard and then one orders her to fight him. They fight, but all three of them get their asses roundly kicked until one of the adults pulls out an... 'energy de-juicer plant' that essentially... saps the kid's extra Pandora time-skip growth...? I don't know. But they stuck the scavenger teenager inside it and realized he had way more 'juice' than most people.

The kid broke apart into three kids: two half-human who escaped and one full Pandoran (who was the protagonist's kid). They'd used magical science means to conjoin their energies and make a new kid. The girl decides to ditch the humans and go with her old friends.

They walk through the junkyard, except it isn't a junkyard, it's a full city hidden by illusory magic. They travel all the way to the sea and have a really sweet Avatar 2 swimming montage and a few Pandorans from the water tribe who give the humans apparatus to breath underwater. They go to the protagonists hut (who are out leading a fertility ritual??) and start making dinner.

My brain woke up then, but the only thing I was very sure of was the half-human who'd been rescued had a lesbian crush on someone in the village but then ALSO got a crush on Grace from Avatar 2. And I really want to write this love triangle now.

[zaenight]

Crazy but she's mine ch11

Jackie woke up with a groan , she was sore , she was on top of ez , oh shit , she fucked him.

Without thinking her hand plopped with a small wacking onto the sleeping mans face.

"Mierda, nena, ¿por qué sientes la necesidad de hacer eso?" Ez said groaning , moving her hand from his and staring into her eyes.

(shit babe why do you feel the need to do that)

"We fucked." Jackie said blinking.

"We did." Ez said raising a brow.

"Fuck you." Jackie groaned hearing somthing from the kitchen.

"We already did that." Ez said groaning as she wacked him.

Putting on her robe she went down to the kitchen,Ez put on his jeans and followed after.

In the kitchen illiana cooked breakfast.

"When did you get back kid." Jackie asked as she saw the teen place three plates on the table , sally's bowl already filled.

"Around 6 in the morning , You two look like you bonded." Illiana said as Ez came down stairs.

"Nothing happend." Jackie said as Ez raised a brow.

"Sure so the house wasn't shaking like no tommorow god I almost ran back to Natalia's , you two were loud." The teen laughed at the two aldults who stammered out excuses.

"Even if we did , nothing would ever happen with us , We're not good for eachother." Jackie stated eating from her plate.

"I disagree." Ez said as Jackie pointed her fork at him , with squinted eyes.

"There's a party at the clubhouse." He said changing the subject.

"We remember what happened last time , and Bishop is going to be there." Jackie said pointing out.

"Miguel galindo and soledad , Marcus , the original president before Bishop , are going to be there , I would like for the two of you to go." Ez explained.

"Fine but if bishop even breathes near Illiana , it's on sight , and you can invite natalia if you want I doubt and kids your age would be there." Jackie explained turning to the girl who nodded.

"Ok fine." Ez said staring her up and down.

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Jackie went for a casual black dress to her knees , the neck line was a bit low , but it was comfy , black sneakers , not feeling like wearing heels,and somewhat simple makeup look.

Ez watched with a soften gaze , He was in his Jeans , a red sleevless hoodie , and of course his kutte.

"Quit it Ezekiel." Jackie said snapping her fingers in her face.

"Cant help it Camila." Ez said smirking and then raising a brow as she sat in his lap.

"Hurry up so we can go to this damn thing." She said tracing his jawline.

"Your a tease you know Querida." He said.

"I know , I have to keep you on your feet , I'll break your heart before you break mine." Jackie said as Illiana yelled at them to hurry up , followed by a small hi from natalia.

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At the clubhouse the three were introduced to Miguel , Soledad , and Marcus Alverez.

"Wait he took the spot as President and not one of them voted no , and it wasn't even voted on , he just uncrowned you." Jackie said to Alverez in a hushed tone , Ez was at the bar with his brother , while she was sat at a table with Alverez , soledad , and much to his dismay miguel , yeah great going leave her with three of the most dangerous people in this damn clubhouse.

"Call it what you want , the only good thing to come out of it is spending more time with mi familia." He explained.

"And you a feared Cartel boss , ran from the police , also has anyone told you look similar to ez and angel , or really felipe." Jackie said raising a brow.

Ah yes Just Jackice chatting it up with three people who could kill her if they wanted.

She noticed Miguel tense a bit , and then excused herself.

Hope and Letty came to the party a bit later , saying hi to Illiana and Natalia and then Her.

She was At the bar with Ez , and also angel , all was going good , bishop left them alone , just nodding his head towards her.

Until a group , not Mayans or even sons , who apparently aren't on good terms , No it was The swole boys , and Jackie couldn't help it.

She laughed , she fucking laughed , because they had nothing on them , no guns nothing.

"The hell are you fuckers doing here." Angel said , thank heavens they didn't have enough to get drunk , suprisingly.

"Setting the recored straight." A guy explaied , his hair blond , eyes a light brown color , muscular.

"Who the fuck are you , the hell happened to the other guy." Bishop asked , Jackie guessed this dude wasn't the original president.

Before he could answer Jackie got up going over to the the guy , Ez almost got up until she glared , Miguel , alverez , and Soledad were curious.

"Well hello beautiful." He said , staring at her with lust , Jackie trailed her hands on his chest walking around him and the four other members "Innocently" as Ez clenched his jaw , this woman.

Illiana , Natalia , Hope , and letty were staring at the scene infront of them , as if they were watching a movie.

"Could I Show boys somthing." Jackie said , eyes showing a glint of mishief.

"A good time." One said , Ez looked like he was going to murder someone , if it wasn't for angel placing a hand on his shoulder , he would have.

"It's right outside the door." She said as all of them went out the door.

"There's nothing out here , when your in there." The president said.

"Yes there is , you guys." Jackie said waving bye closing the clubhouse door , and fucking locking it , leaving everyone dumbfounded,even the most dangerous.

The other four girls laughed out loud , shouting things like damn girl , and more.

"I give them a few miniutes before breaking down that door." Jackie says sitting by Ez.

"The fuck is everyone looking at , they had no gun , and all of them are still standing by the door like a buch of dumbfounded idiots." She explained.

Everyone grabbed their guns and pointed them at the door waiting , The four girl hid behind the bar still stifiling laughter , even when everyone of the guys had guns pointed towards the door.

Ez dragged Jackie into the templo , to the president chair , sitting as he pulled her into his lap.

"Mierda Camila what the hell were you thinking!" Ez exclaimed quietly.

"Fuck no don't yell at me for my decisions , for the last time , you . don't . control . me Ez , even if it was stupid , but those guys are fakes , just used by actual Bikers , to do their dirty work." Jackie said as Ez .

"Camila, estuve a punto de matar a ese tipo, aún podría."

Ez said with a groan.

(Camila I was about to kill that guy , I still might)

"Ez you don't have to worry abo-" She was cut off with a kiss.

"I can't do that." Ez said as She pulled him back in for another , Pulling back , he noticed her teary eyes.

"Fuck , lets get back to the party , im enjoying myself." She said wiping whatever tears escaped , Grabbing Ez she leaned her forhead against his.

"Fuck you Ezekiel Reyes for making love you." She said as He smirked.

"I Love you too Camila." Wincing as she wacked him.

"Fuck you , Now lets see if we get to shoot at some dudes." Jackie said.

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I finally updated lmao I need more Ez books ? any good ones , I can hardly find any.

Also the trailer ain't looking too good for him 🫢😨

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[hoooebot]

just a hoe kneeling here to show appreciation for Laysla’s dedication to serving us swole Cruz in season 2🧎‍♀️

[theliterarywolf]

Need a song parody made with minimum effort? I gotcha fam. Took me a moment:

Confiteor deo

Omnipotenti

Beatae Mariae

Semper virgini

Beato Michaeli archangelo

Sanctis apostolis

Omnibus sanctis

Beata Maria, you know I am a healthy man

Of my routine I am justly proud (et tibit pater)

Beata Maria, you know I'm so much fitter than

The common, hungry, fat, indulgent crowd (quia peccavi nimis)

Then tell me, Maria, why I see it on the shelf?

Why its glistening wrapper tempts me so? (cogitatione)

I see it, I smell it

The sun shines gold like caramel

The drooling from my mouth out of control (verb o et opere)

Chocolate

Such sweetness

This hunger just won't cease

Oh dulce de leche

It's tempting me to feast

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the cream cheese and cheesecake that start this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If sweet cookies (mea culpa)

Are sold by devils that will peddle yummy treats (mea maxima culpa)

Protect me, Maria

Don't let my ass grow round and fat

Don't let this honey make me thicc, not toned

Destroy this temptation

So I may have the biggest of gains

And let my body stay so fit and swole

Chocolate

Damn nougat

No sugar, I'll stay firm

I'll stick to my diet

And calories I'll burn

Kyrie eleison

Good riddance dessert

Kyrie eleison

Good riddance to sweets

Kyrie eleison

I will not indulge

Nor will I yearn

This man really came out with the Hellfire 'Willy Wonka Edition', I can't!!

[olipopart]

🇬🇧 It’s gym time! Choose your routine and get strong! —— www.olipopart.com/en/stores —— 🇪🇸 Es hora de gimnasio! Elige tu rutina y ponte más fuerte que el vinagre! —— #olipopart #stores #gym #swole #fitness #training #boxing #lifting #workout #bodybuilding #motivation #health #strong #sport #hobby #hobbies #leisure #kawaii #cute #cartoons

[taylornetwork]

No Apologies 440 Swole Men Can't Find Love

We have Darrell, CK, Gil & Rafael all in rare form as they catch up on the recent happenings in pop culture such as Warner Bros Discovery, Harry Potter , JK Rowlings, Cocaine Bear, Hit Monkey, The White Lotus, Succession, Richard Belzer, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Milestone Media, I Am Legend 2, The Last of Us, De La Soul, Air and more 

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Check out this episode!

[momentoemcristo]

SPIRIT LINK x Swole Sauce - Stay With Me (feat. Tom The Gaffer #shorts As melhores Músicas eletrônica sem direitos autorais (NoCopyrightSounds) Licença Licença de atribuição Creative Commons (reutilização permitida) E-mail para contato. mauroasjuniior@gmail.com Instagram alvesdasilvamaurojunior https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKhtssf1xAC1OUSVGRdewiA Créditos: When you are using this track, please add this in your description: Track: SPIRIT LINK x Swole Sauce - Stay With Me (feat. Tom The Gaffer) [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds. Watch: https://youtu.be/-tjsxH7clKU Free Download / Stream: http://ncs.io/SWM by Música eletrônica - Sem direitos autorais

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Ayme de Oliveira