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#and drops off this gigantic tin of pre-war black paint. she opens it and it’s rock solid. the brush doesn’t go in. she has to stab it with
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Just remembered another fucked up paint story (will put in tags because idk I like talking in tags more than actually in the post)
#so my friend works in a shop in which they do a lot of stuff with tools. and they’ve recently moved location so they didn’t have a tool
#board or anything. so she’s there by herself this one day; it’s a quiet day (because they’ve just opened and no one knows they’re there)
#and she’s like ‘i’ve got this giant plank of wood; i’m going to make a tool board i can mount on this wall’. so she gets it sized
#how she wants it and idk.. cuts and sands it. don’t ask me i’m not good at carpentry. but then she’s like ‘i want to paint this black so th
#tools will show up better and it’ll show up against the wall and look good’ so she finds some black acrylic paint in the shop
#quickly she realises that the shit is watery as fuck and it will probably take 6-7 coats to be opaque and she’s like.. i don’t have that
#kind of time. i work 7 hour shifts. i have to serve customers and fix stuff with my tools
#so she calls up this 83 year old man that she randomly knows? i still don’t know how she met this man. not that it’s weird to know an 83
#year old man but i still don’t know under what circumstances she met him or why they continue each other’s acquaintance. anyway.
#she rings him and he’s like ‘i’ve got this black paint that was my granddad’s. it’s yours if it’s still functional as paint’
#so she takes him up on that and he drives to the shop (no idea if this man has a license or can see or even should be driving btw)
#and drops off this gigantic tin of pre-war black paint. she opens it and it’s rock solid. the brush doesn’t go in. she has to stab it with
#a chisel. however once she does that; the paint underneath is like a dream. the texture is perfectly smooth and opaque in one coat
#she finishes painting though and her hands and forearms are COVERED in the stuff. and it doesn’t wash off
#by the time she came to see me and told me this story she’d showered three times and scrubbed her arms and most of it was still on there
#i was like ‘you realise that you are going to die of lead poisoning from this pre civil war lead paint right?’ and she was like ‘yep’
#‘but look at the tool board!’ ‘fuck the tool board does look great actually’ ‘right??’
#so that’s the story of the fucked up paint. what made me a little crazy is that that century old paint dried faster than whatever paint my
#dad gave me to paint that model bomb shelter. how does that shit make sense
#it didn’t dry up in the can over the course of a hundred years but it dried on the board. explain
#personal
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