#and guess what theyre so boring

[subconsciousmysteries]

when I finally become a famous enneagram guru let me tell you I will be the most boring guru ever to most people because I aint gonna lure nobody in by saying "I'll tell you your type!"

instead I will just write boring dry essays about what each type means and what each axis represents (i.e. 9 <--> 3, 5 <--> 7, etc.) in both an abstract spiritual sense and in a more material earthly sense.

I hope to give the future enneagrammers a far better education than the one I received. going from one abusive sociopathic community of LARPers to another. being taught to identify with types and focus on what your ego looks like (vanity) when really that was never the point

(the point in case anyone is wondering is understanding the cosmic spiritual truths behind each type's personality. read Enneagram of Holy Ideas)

and you can't even say I kept ending up in these shit communities because "you attract those sorts of people". if you're into enneagram there's no way to NOT attract those sorts of people. you have to dive into a pool full of sharks in order to find a few pearls who you can bounce ennea knowledge off of and grow wiser from. literally anyone who's been in enneagram a long time will attest to how most communities are psychologically abusive cancer, yet few people talk about it publicly, probably because there is nowhere to do so.

[creatrixanimi]

the whole watcher situation is so weird because like people are acting like they did a sex crime or something when all they did was try to switch to a streaming platform and then backtracked onto something more reasonable 2 days later. Such a nothingburger of a controversy.

[mummer]

they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

[narcissusbrokenmirror]

I was just a little curious abt something I've seen in other fandom's but haven't seen on jatp fandom yet. so i went to look for it and. Wow.

people are so. so creative.

[todayisafridaynight]

thinking about vampiric arakawas again just so i can make a 'blood-sucking politician' joke

[cherrygarden]

niall's basketball video. superman!. a bowl-. i don't like it when girls spit. like, two seconds?. a loop-de-loop. so, i dialed nine. terrrrrrence. we have technical difficulties!. the laughs we have! between me and you? laughs, pranks! ah!. dinosaurs, mate, straight up. get out of my kitchen. i have a secret. i was leaving on a train. chicken in chile. different dick every night. big brown poo. if i was beyonce for a day. i'd do niall. i'm a quiet man. very irish in that respect. like to keep meself to meself. i'm my own man. i'm 20 years old. this isn't a dating show mate. is that a real word, saxophonist? i wouldn't date any of you cos none of you picked me. thanks stephanie, thank you a lot. london's quite big. what are you talking about? the wind makes nice waves. can anyone hear running water? i didn't learn anything in japan. yes stuffed liam, that's what jamie oliver said. give it up for one addition!. we're dropping like flies!. bye- are you bi?. what are you looking at? oh he's in a bubble. oh, oh oh, you don't know your basic facts. fucking visor. um who was the last person you had sex with?

[etchedstars]

kinda WOULD LOVE to know which ships you referred to in the tags 👀👀🥺🥺

hellooooo anon unfortunately i have wonderful cherished mutuals who enjoy all three of those ships but ill give you some hints !

they're all queer (mlm specifically)

take place in the Real World

"black cat x golden retriever" dynamics

internal issues that could be solved with One Conversation

have all been called the pinnacle of queer media

Fucking Boring

i complain abt two of these regularly

[royalreef]

(( As a kinda silly OOC thing: I like conceiving of Miranda (and her connections through the Merkingdom) as being an anti-OP muse.

As in, I like the thought of, the more OP someone or something else is, the worse of a time they have being able to do anything to Miranda. She is, very intentionally and within the logic of her own universe, designed to be able to handle those with extreme power and authority and to be able to undermine everything they can throw at her and counteract anything that they try to do.

She's already a royal, next in line to her throne! She has to be able to fully handle other people in similar positions without risking any damage to her own, and this is something that she's dealt with her entire life. She very much knows all the risks associated as a part of her job, her title, her entire reason for being born, and she's well-trained in the formal and informal methods of striking down anyone else who might even come close to a position to her own.

Which, of course, means that muses that very much aren't OP, that are just normal people or much closer to it, are much, much more capable of threatening Miranda and the Merkingdom both as a point of intention. This is something that I very much want and very much want to encourage. Especially because the reason this is such a problem is the way that the Merkingdom and, thus, Miranda, entirely overlook and ignore such threats and treat them like non-issues. The fact that most Merkingdom royals, upon actually encountering a landfolk, have a range of responses from discomfort to dismissal to ignorance, is one that is very purposeful here. The ones that they're most likely to pay attention to are the ones in the most danger, and the ones that they aren't likely to care very much about beyond petty malice and as another means to inflate their own egos. And, as it is, the ones they're most likely to pay attention to are those that have decided to pose a risk.

And it's a thing that I've been dealing with from the beginning too. From the start of this blog I was very bothered by the idea that some OP character would decide to singlehandedly "fix" or destroy the Merkingdom from a position of equal or greater authority. Which is not to say that I didn't want it to be changed or that there weren't ways to dismantle it. But rather, I wanted it to be more organic, and I wanted to deal with the actual question of how that even happens, and I wanted to ask the question of what could measurably improve this situation and Miranda's life both.

Which meant that, yeah, the more OP a muse is the more intentionally destined for failure they are, and the closer they approach "some guy", the more they'll be able to achieve. Which is not to say it won't be difficult or hard to do, or that there's not the possibility for failure (again, even at her most basic, Miranda is a macropredator that can easily maim someone, but more typical "normal" muses are more likely to possess caution and try to read her body language before pressing her), but the fact remains, very intentionally, that they are the only ones who will be able to do it.

[p2iimon]

drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me

[muirneach]

igaryna is suchhhh a fascinating rivalry. here is this woman who is at the top of the world and she is the one person standing in your way from ultimate glory. you have been in her position but you will probably never be there again. you were only there for a total of eight weeks before she took it from you.

[the-sslimmest-shady]

How would yall feel if I started insane posting about my batshit self-made religion

[gibbearish]

yknow what bugs me is when ppls criticism of YA media boils down to them just not knowing how teenage crushes work

[moonsidesong]

sometimes i read critiques on inanimate insanity and im like. ok maybe the reason the magic on the show is lost on me now just because im not a young teenager anymore. meanwhile two from tpot can literally do anything at all and i will cheer and clap loudly and smile bigly at my screen so who knows how true that is

[yelloworangesoda]

gotta get off the internet and only interact irl with people who were 30 before they got their shit together i cant keep doing it like this

[nomaishuttle]

sometimes u put yr playlist on shuffle a song comes up and you have to put another song in the queue immediately as soon as it comes on bc it makes you think of that song

[bunnihearted]

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