u have made me more obsessed than i usually am with gun fiend!aki
imagine reader trying to help him relearn how to write, read, and speak
or throwing a surprise birthday party for him and guessing where his eyes are
when you really think about it.... he's actually quite cute.... isn't he.......
when you're able to earn his trust, you're really the only person he can tolerate without wanting to pick a fight, so you have to keep a close eye on him to make sure he doesn't go crazy again. you convinced the public safety commission to allow him to live on two conditions: 1) he benefit public safety somehow, and 2) he doesn't cause any problems.
you spend your time teaching him how to fight devils, trying to jog more of his memory, and teaching him how to do basic things again. he's intelligent and learns quickly, but you need to reteach him everything again, from how to speak to even remembering to eat.
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okay so here is the dream i had last night (uncanny valley twd none sense)
I’m in this like super old mansion and it’s so fugly there’s yellow walls and triple bunk beds cause it’s a prison and i’m on the women’s side and i’m like; sigh. i miss my man. So i go through the one door separating the women’s and the men’s side and i crawl onto Daryl’s bunk to cuddle with him while watching Rick draw plans to escape on the walls. he was definitely hearing voices bro.
anyways so the guard walks in while i’m eating some snacks and sitting between Daryl’s legs. i was eating fucking blue gummy worm edibles and i’m like oh my god i’m in deep shit.
So she looks at them, looks back up at me and goes: you can’t come back into this side of a prison for a month. A WHOLE MONTH FYM THATS MY MAN???? and she’s like “there’s some broom closets y’all can meet up in but you gotta do some extra chores around here” So her fugly ass ginger bob lookin ass makes me mop the shower floors while high asf. And i fell on my butt. And woke up.
and i was little spoon.
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Cons of accepting dinner with roommate: narrowly avoiding food poisoning
Pros of accepting dinner with roommate: saving him from giving himself food poisoning
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https://www.amazon.com/Mushroom-Servings-Mushrooms-Cordyceps-Boosting/dp/B0C8WGD562
Mystery I thought that you’d appreciate this since you have mentioned this before. Mushroom coffee is real! Agent Stone needs to make this for our lovable evil scientist! (And you, but you’re not evil. You’re a good scientist)
Oh. My. GOD!
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stuck at home this new years because someone who knew they were sick but didn’t tell me exposed me to covid a few days ago (still angry about that). was gonna go see and hang out with my cool trans friends but even though I don’t seem to be sick I don’t want to risk infecting them (some of them have immune conditions). at least I’ll have some other friends to video call with online but bleurgh I hope I don’t get sick
kinda bummed about this bc I’ve realized that new years is one of my favourite holidays (I love counting down to a thing) but ah well I’ve had worse ones I guess so I shall endure
edit: on the plus side just realized the charity stream is 10 am pst, not pm, so I can watch that today at least, nice
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desperately hugging you after not seeing you for 15+ months as if my body remembered that the thought of this hug had comforted me when i felt cold and imagining helped me feel safe, helped me feel warm, helped me sleep, and still helps me sleep sometimes. is it no wonder i let my mind fantasise about you in a different way now? i don't wish that ever comes out in any interaction with you. but, i know any desire to stay in, develop, and grow that social club will just be an excuse to be around you. i want being there to feel as safe as the imaginary you makes me feel. i do wish you were mine, but i know you were made by hands warmer than mine, and time. someone who was mine, and my age, made by me, would not be of your quality of gold. if i want you, or someone like you, i have no choice but to start by knowing myself better, even if i don't really want to. i guess i have to want to.
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since it’s hard to see: the text next to EJ says “the irony of a blind guy using a scalpel”
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worst thing about legal weed in my state is that it smells like weed every-fucking-where here now. Like, tbh I don't really care what other people do, and if weed is your thing, go you! Have fun, get high! I just would rather not have to smell super skunky-ass fucking smelling weed when I'm on the train, at the park, or on the bus. Presumably there is somewhere the fuck else that you can go to smoke that is not on public transportation or in parks where there are CHILDREN, why do you not do that instead?????
Cigarette smokers have also similarly lost their damn minds since 2020. The cigs actually make me angrier bcs second hand cig smoke is practically as bad as smoking yourself when you're breathing in that shit. have these fools no consideration for:
literal fucking children who should not be exposed to that shit
everyone who is trying to quit that might be triggered by it
everyone who doesn't want to breath in smoke
literally anyone who isn't themselves
?????
god forbid y'all have to wait an extra twenty fucking minutes to light up somewhere else.
ok. rant over.
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I love library! I like sniffing and holding books! I feel comfortable saying this to you because you understand weird. That and considering your an academic yourself you’d know what I mean
Hahaha! I’m so happy that you feel comfortable sharing that with me❤️✨
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Is it weird to like, still taste/smell tears after crying super hard three days ago
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