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[iwozlegit]

|| 🍍• Circa. The Well (fucking ages ago)

Primus: Yes, Thirteen. You can go and live a new life of abundance and joy…your work is done.

Expectation

Thirteen: ☺️ (lives a simple life and dies happy).

REALITY

“…Who was this Megatronus, this gladiator thug, killer of criminals and criminal himself, who gave voice to a longing that Orion Pax had never known he felt?”

Primus (mid-living it up in robo paradise):

[celticbotanart]

*Squid Squidward wide awake meme* ALRIGHT, hear me out - I've been saying for a while how much Witcher 3 reminds me of the Brazilian countriside (more specific Minas Gerais). And ever since I had this madlad dream of a Brazilian Witcher except we called them Bruxeiros (the X here is pronounced like "SH" not like the American "X" - its kind of a meme here, kind of a "literal" PT-BR translation, it's complicated), and they fight Brazilian folklore badass stuff like Boitatá (fucking giant fire snake), Iaras (river mermaids) and un-curse women that became Mula Sem Cabeça (literally headless mules running around with fire coming out their necks). These are all some of our most well-known folklore for real, lol (HIGHLY recommend season 1 of Brazilian Netflix show Invisible City if you wanna see more! It's REALLY good!)

ANYWAY. I was in my kitchen making toast at midnight, when it occured to me. I had A VisionTM. Brazilian Witcher battle music would be like. Floral Fury.

For those unfamiliar, this specific Cuphead theme is 200% oldschool Brazilian samba - yeah the "weird straw-against-plastic-lid" sound is an actual instrument, it's called cuíca lol "Nah, but this is too happy and cheerful", you say. Alright, you are correct, maybe it doesn't fit to be a battle theme for the Bruxeiros. HOW ABOUT SEPULTURA, THEN

SEPULTURA, THE BRAZILIAN METAL BAND, who performed this song as soundtrack for the BR movie "Lisbela e o Prisioneiro" (one of my fucking faves btw), and it the theme song for Frederico Evandro, a character who's ruthless hitman ("Matador").

BRO. IMAGINE. The peaceful and colorfully bucolic countryside of Minas Gerais and you are there fighting a Brazilian Werewolf (cause they are different from the European werewolf, we have several types btw), with THAT playing as battle theme.

Another good contender is Break of Reality's rendition of "As Bachianas n5" by Villa-Lobos (guy was a badass proeminend classical music composer who loved to mix in Brazilian folk elements with the classical music sttuff, pissing off a lot of purists in the process lol, good for him)

"As Bachianas n5" is probably Villas' most famous piece, it's originally a GORGEOUS aria, classically sung in Brazilian Portuguese.

SEVERAL people covered this song, including Sandy from sibling duo Sandy & Junior (they were EXTREMELY POPULAR with kids and teens back in the 90s/early 2000s); also people from all around the world covered it. You get it, it's pretty legit and famous AF.

THEN came Break of Reality a few years ago

with THIS badass cover:

LOOK.

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE VERSIONS OF THIS SONG. I STAN THIS COVER SO HIGH. I LOVE how it is sweet and emotional, but it brings a totally different, new, raw aspect to it that is so strangely fitting to this song (I can't explain, it just is). I can easily imagine this in the Bruxeiro!AU as battle music, even more cause a lot of the og Witcher 3 OST is full of slavic folk music that doesn't even reflect the Battling of Monsters thing - "...Steel For Humans" is like, a song sung by girls on wedding/harvest festivals, lol.

ON THAT NOTE, I think we could end this crazy ass post by including some of the folk / afro-Brazilian culture as well, which is only fair, and add this one, which I LOVE, "Caxangá / Escravos de Jó" by Milton Nascimento (my beloved <3) and folk singer Clementina de Jesus:

Milton is known to sing in high, ethereal vocalizations and extremely emotional lyrics. Guy is just A Fucking Legend fr. If there's a bard in my Bruxeiro!AU it's def Milton, I love his work so so so much! He's also known for mixing up influences from afro-brazilian culture, as you can see in here!

Stay tuned for more posts like this that can happen again at any moment or never again, lol

[peachyybunni]

Stray kids as JJBA characters bc part 6 just came out

Bangchan as holly joestar (part 3)

Milf 🤝dilf

Only wants the best for his kids 🙁

Can probably cook

No stand

Minho as Caesar zeppeli (part 2)

Not a joestar but is a great character and is loved by a lot

It took a while for people to appreciate him

Loves cats both of them

Super done with Changbin (Joseph’s) sh¡t

Hamon user Bubbles

Changbin as Joseph joestar (part2)

He’s so cute and loveable

Looks dumb is v smart

Gets on everyone’s nerves but is the reason people like the band (show)

He protect his loved ones 😵‍💫🙁

He has amazing breathing control he would be thE PERFECT HAMON USER SIMPLY

Hyunjin as narancia ghirga (part 5)

Actually chaotic..💀

Dramatic but loveable

Like Joseph except he’s the reason people learn a specific dance…torture dance lmfao

(Spoilers) he would die to save his friends he’s not selfish 🥺 (I miss narancia he was a fav of mine)

Airplane stand (he is Nara) stand name Aerosmith (but hyunjin would prob name it different)

Han as MISTA guido (part 5)

This mf ANNOYS hyunjin that’s why they go well together so makes sense as to why they are Nara and MISTA 🥴🤝

Actually funny both are my favs

Personally I think MISTA and Han match

Would def have a stand named Sex Pistols just bc he likes making jokes 🤨

Hot 😻🤪

Stand name Sex Pistols

Felix as giorno Giovanna (part 5)

Actually a sweetheart is a big fav among the fandom

Actually scary and surprises a lot of people with how powerful they are

Quick Felix is quick to switch up so is giorno they fit perfectly

They both have blonde hair that isn’t their actual hair color 😭 (well giorno is a bit different but still)

Stand: golden experience (but would name it something different)

Seungmin as jotaro kujo (any part)

Quiet

Gets angry easily

Sunshine protector even though the members are from different parts they ALL are tied together thanks to the bloodline and joot

Stand user: star platinum (the world)

Jeongin as fugo

(Part5)

why fugo bc…even tho he’s the youngest he’s super done with the everyone

Can and probably gets angry easy

Super cool although not many people appreciated him before when going back and watching him he’s v valuable

Cuties fr

Stand user: purple haze

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~notes: part 6 JUST came out and I’m a huge jojo fan and honestly it fits ofc there r more characters that could go along with everyone…like weather report and seungmin absolutely but I wanted people who may know jojo and have seen the characters from memes so I didn’t quite put any of the later characters from part 6-7-8 just to save the confusion!!! Part 6 is so good I highly recommend jojos bizarre adventure!! 🥴😵‍💫✨