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[tumblestones]

^biggest hater in the world. cannot be out hatered. drinks hatorade every day

[nameaprice]

"If they don't have a big butt, what's the point?"

[madaramee]

...Sometimes, life presents you with opportunities. Deep down inside of you, you realize it is one you must seize. However, whether or not you act upon that impulse-- hunch, whatever you name it, is ultimately up to you. And the results are, following suit, entirely in your actions’ consequence.

@opscurus​​ asked: Ichigo bent over to pick up a rock, right in front of Ikakku. ((hello, felt compelled to send this))

STRETCHES HIS FINGERS.

SWIPES HIS HAND WITH THE FORCE OF EVERY WEAPON EVER, SMACKING DAT ASS AS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

Proceeds with his day. No-homo, bro.

[gazelessmenagerie]

... Kakarot (but with scar.)

[verumeaedem]

"And together we'll unalive Ghetsis."

[starscrxssed]

"I really don't remember signing up to be a babysitter.."

[starsrealigned]

There is a gentle breeze, and with it carries the faint sound of a voice.

"Ehe."

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

[wileycap]

I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.

Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.

You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.

You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.

And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"

[super-sootica]

[tumblestones]

archer dyes his hair. he's a fake blue hair and pronoun man.

[nameaprice]

"Ionians are pretty though."

[madaramee]

Heard anything from your " Lawyer " yet, Madarame? You coward.

@ryusxnka

"Oh yeah, Hinamori-Fukutaicho did mention you. Something about not holding your end of the deal... Can't really recall what it was."

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[deadeery]

whips my neck so fast u hear an audible crack. did someone say dungeon meshi