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This close to become a criminal instead
Is so done with whatever bs is going on
" Officer Wing, we require your assistance in the north east side of the town, apperenly, an old woman reported her dog went missing 2 days ago and claims someone might have kidnapped him"
"?????"
Poor man was in disbelief
Ended up going to check though
I mean, was forced to go and check-
Spoiler: there was no old lady.
"Wait, wing, if she's not here, maybe she lives around-"
"Around WHERE ?"
"I mean, she called from around here so-"
"She didn't call from around here, she SENT US here."
"The last time she saw her dog was here, wing !"
"He was with her when she went home !"
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"...Boss is calling"
Second spoiler : the dog didn't get kidnapped, he was just left at a pet hotel as the lady went to visit her daughter but couldn't take him with her.
"..........."
"Well... Atleast there's no dog traffic happening-"
"I want a raise."
Paperwork man
But also car chase man
Likes the fact he can't get arrested for driving this fast
(And dangerously)
"Car speed go UP-"
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Best policeman to ever exist
Takes his job SO SERIOUSLY
Even helping elders cross roads is an exciting experience for him
Him ? Complain ? N E V E R
Want him to put in extra hours ? Unpaid ? No problem
Last minute transfer ? It's alright
Night shifts for a whole month ? Your wish is my command
"Officers, we need a man for-"
"Sir ! Can I go, Sir!"
"A burglary has been reported 2 streets from here !"
"Sir ! I'm currently available and trained !"
"Can someone please water the plants outside ? They're dying drying"
"On it ! Immediately !"
He just really enjoys his job, it's his passion
Him and Artem are the only ones who truly deserve to be called Policemen in all honesty-
He cried the day he got his badge actually
Please never ask him for strings pulling, cuz he won't help
Won't even consider it
"We live in a society ! And that is not how society works !!"
"Your hardwork is what you should rely on, not me or anyone else !"
"Make a name for yourself with your own hands !!"
And such, and such...
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Honestly, no one knows if he's "with" the law or against it.
Lowkey has his own traffic code.
Stops almost everybody, no specific type of people. No one is safe.
"Why hello, may I ask for your papers ?"
"Uhm, sure sure, here... Did I do anything wrong sir ?"
"We'll get there... Oh, I see here you're a doctor ?"
"I am, I am"
"Oh my, good thing I stopped you, I so happen to need a doctor's advice for a personal matter. Mind sharing a contact ?"
"I don't mind giving you my number, sir..."
"We'll then, perfect. Have a nice day."
"Is that it ? Can I go ?"
"Yes, yes."
He also needed a butcher's advice for personal matters
And a taxi driver's too, apperently.
The man sometimes stops people and asks them to drive him to a certain place.
"Oh hello, I see you're going north, perfect, cuz i'm too ! Mind dropping me at the mall ?"
He knows his colleagues would notice him if he uses his own car
(Not like it ever happened before or anything)
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I wonder how he didn't lose his job yet
Actually
I don't even know how he ended up doing this job in the first place
The only man to recieve threats to get fired from his superiors on a daily basis
He's so salty for no reason-
"Richter, we need you around the main avenue. "
"The main avenue? That's not my area."
"I know. But there's a festival preparing and we need more men."
"Hmm, why not send someone more fond of this kind of work"
"Richter, are you questionning my choice of man for this ?"
"I indeed am-"
"OFFICER VYN RICHTER."
Literally does not learn.
Literally does not stop.
"Richter, you and Felkin will patrol together the south area."
"Patroling the south area is kind of useless"
"Are you doubting the thinking behind my order, Richter ?"
"I'm not certain there was any thinking in the first place, but sure"
"........"
He always intends on doing what he's told to do from the beginning (not like he has any choice)
He just wants to piss his superiors off (what a silly goofy man)
The only thing he'll never do is come before 11 though.
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