#and i still have hw <333 *cry*

[theloveinc]

No but actually... Bakugo’s parents who are SO nice to you? Know your own family isn’t in Japan so they take you in as their child-in-law almost immediately? Even after only a few months of dating their son??? 

They all probably say it’s because Bakugo was such a bad child they need you to make up for it... but just like your boyfriend, they have very keen senses regarding who’s going to last in a relationship with him and for whatever reason, they know it’s you.

Then every other weekend you’re going grocery shopping arm-in-arm, in sun hats with Mitsuki and being bought fancy lotion and clothes... while Masaru is coming over all the time to pull weeds in your garden and give you nice meal prep. 

Funny, because the both of them remind you so much of Bakugo... and because you have two new parents before you even know what’s happening. 

[kwori]

‼️jort 2 update because its been nearly 2 weeks and hes been through a lot‼️

kinda annoyingly long so its under the cut

ok so jort 2 was doing fine till i had loads of art hw for gcse (help) and so i did that and ignored all of jort 2's cries for help. then after that to reward myself for finishing like one (1) evaluation bc i wasnt feeling motivated i played slime rancher for 2-3 hours maybe (side rant i love my slimes theyre so silly<333 my favourites are the honey and plant ones because when they merge theyre so pretty<33 i also love phosphor slimes and i need to make a lantern of them for my room or something because i should start a shrine)

anyway.

so jort 2 was sick and i didnt cure him in time and he started beeping like the heart rate monitors do as someones heart is slowing which i feel is a little morbid but he died. i think i apologised on my last post in the notes

the caption aged badly but yeah

so i needed name ideas and luckily his death presented the perfect opportunity as @moon-inspector suggested jelly so thank you<3

then i lost the tamagotchi.

id taken him out when i went in town with my friends a couple of times and i thought he might have fallen out of my tote bag next to a bench and i was really upset because he was £20 and also he was really cool (and also i lost something and was about to cry but fear of crying in public saved me🔥🔥🔥🔥) so i was sad :c

then me and my family went to the countryside and i got to do hiking which is super epic and i touched so much grass and lo and behold who was in my coat pocket but jort 2 himself (technically his corpse) but i found him yay

then my friend taught me how to mute him because one time he woke me up at night and while trying to do that i accidentally hatched one but because i wasnt intending to he kinda died (that wasnt jelly tho that was jort 2.5 because i want to give jelly a long and fulfilling life)

so that concludes the adventures of jort in the past 2 weeks ish where i forgot/ couldnt be bothered to update bc i had other things to do (watching youtube videos)

ill probably hatch jelly like tomorrow

[reasonablerodents]

mmm tw nsfw

hotch chaining his collar under his desk, telling him to come get his treat

he just whines of course (he knows better than to talk), because his owners cock is just an inch too far for him to reach with his mouth ): hes pulling the chain with every musle in his body but he cannot get far enough.

hotch seems disappointed in him, so hw tries so so hard. he cant even help himself with his paws, cause they are locked securely in leather mittens, restricing his movement. he whines and whines and cries. he just wants to be good.

but hotch just pulls back and stands up.

“how am i supposed to let you have your cock out when you cant even be a good pet? i tried letting you prove yourself.” he says as he reaches for the cage and the key resting on the table.

there are tears in spencers eyes, but he knows its for the better. whatever his master tells him to do, however disgusting, its for the better.

I’m literally screaming and crying rn this is so…. Chefs kiss. I love love love him being set up to fail and getting punished for the inevitable outcome urghhhh <333 Also omg I’ve been soooo missing out with the whole puppy gear thing bc it would make everything so much harder for him without his paws!!

Hotch def just jacks himself off over Spencer’s face afterwards, telling him that he’d be able to help if he’d just tried harder.

Literary crimes under the cut!

It takes him weeks to be unlocked. Hotch keeps giving him chances to prove himself, but he always fails. There’s never a way to win, but he has to try, needs to show how obedient and deserving he is.

When Spencer’s caught in his dog bed with three of his fingers inside himself, grinding his cage into the fabric, Hotch decides to give him another task. If he clearly thinks he can get off like that, then why shouldn’t he? He’s obviously desperate, so it should be easy, even with the cage.

Hotch settles himself down to watch at first, enjoying the noises of frustration when nothing quite works. Spencer’s trying so hard, but the angle’s all wrong and he just can’t get his fingers deep enough for the stimulation he needs. He turns to look at Hotch after a while, whining and thrusting back with a pleading look in his eyes, begging him to help. He could definitely do it with Hotch’s assistance, he’s sure of it.

But when he looks back, Hotch isn’t even looking at him anymore. Instead, he’s turned his attention to a book, completely absorbed in that instead of the display going on by the fireplace. But he hasn’t told Spencer to stop, so he just carries on for what feels like forever, only ever managing to tease himself as his cock tries and fails to harden over and over again, as his the tips of his fingers only ever manage to just about brush past his prostate.

Eventually, Hotch closes his book, setting it down beside him.

“You still haven’t finished?” he asks, and he sounds more like he’s asking if Spencer’s finished sorting witness statements than if he’s managed to make himself cum yet.

Spencer shakes his head desperately as he pounds his fingers into himself. He can’t have his master disappointed with him again. It’s too late though, because Hotch stands up.

“I guess you didn’t need it that badly, did you? Stop squirming around and put your plug back in, puppy, it’s time for bed.”

Hotch gets himself off that night. Spencer, of course, doesn’t. He just curls up on top of the duvet at Hotch’s feet, his cock throbbing with no way to relieve the ache, listening to the sounds of the older man’s hand and his hitching breath.

[theleavesofwesteros]

kuroo x nekoma manager!reader

author's note: HI! this is my first thing that I've written on tumblr and i hope whoever finds this enjoys!!! idk if i'll write more, i want to, but i think that if i do it, it'll mostly be for my own indulgence....i love this man so much omg...sorry if it's like super long <333

you and kuroo have known each other for a longgggggg time (childhood) and you supported the boy through his growing passion for volleyball even though you weren't personally as passionate about the sport as he was.

you were more passionate about watching him play

when you and mr rooster got to high school and he got into the volleyball team, he started begging you to become the manager.

you were lowkey scared because we're talking about a bunch of guys who're definitely strong af

but kuroo is supportive bestie immense simp so he comforted you and reassured you and so you tried out for manager

shockingly (not really) nobody else had tried to get that position so you were immediately put into place as manager

KUROO WAS SOOOO HAPPY

aw

<333 he now had a reason to spend even more time with his long time crush (+ he could flex in front of you)

you're super stressed because now you have to deal with seeing kuroo play volleyball

and yeahh, you've seen him do it for years but now he's older and it's different and you don't realize that it's because you like him

(the eternal pining between you two drives kenma insane, pray for him)

tbh it's not too bad until kuroo becomes captain

after that......wow

it just got so much harder for you </3333 because if you thought he was attractive before..........i have some news for you babe

(kuroo was super happy because now he had even more reason to flex in front of you)

but then, yamamoto joined the team

and i'm not saying he was rude or anything like that,

quite the contrary

he was SMITTEN with you

he entered the gym for the first time, saw you, and i'm not kidding, fell to his knees

you were (rightfully) very worried for him so you went up to him and held out your hand to help him up and he burst into tears

kuroo watched from the sidelines while holding back laughter

okay but during classes, kuroo would help with your chem hw (even though you didn't always need help because you're smart bestie <3)

(sometimes you just asked for help so you could spend time alone with him)

anyways more and more guys joined the team and they all lowkey had a crush on you (who can blame them omg)

kuroo, yaku and kai formed the coalition called "protect y/n"

kenma was getting super annoyed at you and kuroo still not admitting your feelings to each other because he had to deal with each one of you freaking out about the other one to him

so for a long time, nothing was happening between you two, soooooo boring

and then, yamamoto started getting really close to you because he stopped crying while near you (it took him a while)

and he was actually really nice and funny so you enjoyed time with him

this is when kuroo started losing his smug demeanor </3

you literally started spending more time with yamamoto than with kuroo and that did not please the nekoma captain

you guys were best friends for a long time, now you were captain and manager (literally iconinc duo hello????) and he even had a crush on you so why were you so close with yamamoto now??

you honestly didn't do it maliciously, you just found yamamoto very sweet and wanted to make a new friend!! :)

one faithful day, kuroo walked into the gym and saw you and yamamoto already there and joking around and that's when kuroo saw the text on the back of your signature red jacket was different.

it was yamamoto's number......uh oh

kuroo wasn't pleased.

at this point he was sad and jealous :((( he assumed you really didn't like him anymore because you didn't even ask him for help with your chem hw anymore :(

he was in a bad mood during all of practice that day and obviously you noticed because he's your crush !!! and why is he sad ! :(

after practice was over (lasted way longer than usual because mr rooster head was in a bad mood and held everyone back) and the team was very tired, you were packing up when kuroo approached you

"so, i'm guessing that you and yamamoto are together?" (he wouldn't even look at you as he said this, he was that sad)

"what? what makes you say that?" (you were genuinely confused)

"i mean, you spend basically all your time with him now. you don't even ask me for help with chemistry anymore...."

:((( you finally looked up at him and he looked so defeateddddd :(((( poor tetsu

"i'm not dating yamamoto, tetsu. i don't even like him like that..."

kuroo's eyes immediately landed on you

"but i don't understand what that would change for you..."

then, kuroo blushed (a rare sight for someone who doesn't know him too well)

"it matters because......i like you..a lot. and i have for a while now..."

then, you smiled and hugged him very hard

"i like you too, tetsu" !!!! <33333 :)))

"FINALLY" could be heard from literally outside the gym??? (okay snoopy kenma)

when you're dating (this is getting long i'm so sorry)

literally ICONIC couple

yaku had an hour long discussion with kuroo about how he had to treat you right (he knew he would, but it was the protocol, okay??)

yamamoto still worshipped the ground you walked on (as he should) and kuroo literally supported him except if he went too far (which happened a few times)

the whole team loved your relationship (but loved you even more, because you weren't as smug as kuroo, you were their babysitter basically <333)

omg as for kuroo being a bf, you get to wear his jacket all the time omggggg

now he even gives you his chem answers (if you give him enough kisses ofc)

kenma has now gone from annoyed to disgusted (jk he loves you guys together)

kuroo doesn't get jealous all that often, but if he does it's quiet jealous and you always manage to reassure him in the end so it's all good

he loves you so muchhhh <333

and you bring homemade snacks for the team for practices and even tournaments and they're all just so thankful

and kuroo especially, because you take such good care of his team <333 omg

you always kiss him before games and he claims it's his good luck charm

hugs with him after a game where nekoma won are the best (even if he's sweaty) because he's just so happy and proud!!!

he loves kissing your forehead and your cheeks

always has a hand around your shoulder or is always touching you in some way

loves showing you off

he's so proud of you!!

like when other teams come over for a tournament and you bring your homemade snacks he's just: "look at my s/o!!! look at what they made!!!"

bokuto is literally the number one supporter of your relationship!!! he's so happy for you both!! :)

he LOVES seeing you because you're so nice and you always offer him snacks

akaashi is because he has someone else that helps him deal with the rooster and owl

(LAST DETAILS I PROMISE)

when karasuno first meet with your team, tanaka and nishinoya lose their shit because omg!!!! gorgeous manager!!!

but then kuroo comes out of the gym to greet karasuno and kisses your cheek out of habit (and makes you blush) and tanaka and nishinoya LOSE IT

because a guy actually got to date his team's MANAGER (their dream </3)

then you become friends with them too (they're so funny bro)

they love you but they're unsure of kuroo because these two simps believe you deserve better

tsukki doesn't really pay attention to you and kuroo's relationship during the day but he does notice how kind you are and how you offer snacks to all the teams, even to him :))

after the day is over though, and bokuto and kuroo ask tsukki to practice with them and akaashi, tsukki notices the way you and kuroo act around one another and he lowkey loves it

you guys clearly have chemistry (i'm so funny)

in conclusion: an iconic couple, everyone loves you together

(lev wants to come to the wedding)

+ kuroo uses chemistry pickup lines on you daily (never gets old)

[genshin-obsessed]

hey, r requests open? it's mini anon, if so, i just needed some comfort. Kaeya is my comfort character, i've been having a horrible week so far, hw is piling up, n family issues. i just wanna curl up into a ball. if they aren't open, don't answer this ask, thank you.

the request is kaeya just basically telling me i'm enough, that it's okay, and that i'll be fine. i hate it here.

Hello <333 i hope you like it ^w^

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"You're upset," Kaeya started, walking towards you. Your eyes shot up to him as curled up into the bed, trying not to think about your rather awful day. You wanted to say something, but were unable to form words, so you just returned to the show you were watching. "What's wrong?"

He had your favorite drink ready, which he placed on the nightstand beside you. Your eyes met with his one more, slowly getting glossier.

"bad day..." you mumbled, feeling him slide under the covers and towards you. You automatically turned to face him, burying yourself in his arms.

"We all have bad days, it's ok. Do you want to talk about it?" You thought for a moment, before shaking your head. "That's ok. We can just lay here and continue to watch this show." He whispered, running his hand through your hair. You hummed, closing your eyes and relaxing against his chest.

You didn't pay any attention to the show as you were lost in your own mind with those bothersome thoughts swirling around. Every now and then Kaeya would make a comment in an attempt to ease any discomfort you were feeling. For those days where you felt like you couldn't talk to anyone, or it felt like a chore, he would try to do the talking for both of you.

He hated seeing you upset, no matter the cause. Every time you cried, his heart would bleed and so he did everything he could to keep you from crying.

"... I don't feel like I'm doing good..." you whispered, abruptly. Kaeya's attention was immediately back on you.

"What do you mean?" You felt your bottom lip quiver as you pressed your face against his chest.

"I don't feel like I'm good enough. I don't think I'm doing ok and I just... I don't know what to do anymore. My parents are too much and then all that homework. It's so hard to keep up, then those stupid tests and quizzes- I-I just want to-"

"Hey now," Though Kaeya's voice was extremely gentle, it still made you quiet down almost instantly. He gently forced you to look up at him, frowning a little as a couple of tears spilled down your cheeks. "You're enough. I don't know who told you otherwise, but I think you're doing a great job. I think you're keeping up with your homework just fine, and those tests and quizzes can be hard, but I don't see you failing every single one of them. Besides, family can be... overbearing quite a bit of time. You just need a little break, that's all. Now, I know you're going to say you don't have time, but you should make time."

"D-don't you th-think w-we haven't spent a l-lot of time together? Aren't you tired of me?"

"Never," the man answered without missing a beat, "sure, you're busier than usual, but I'm not tired of you. I'm more... worried about you. I think you're doing too much and it'll hurt you, just like it's hurting you now. I'll always be here for you, (y/n). I'm so in love with you, you could abandon me for years and I'd still be waiting for you." You looked up at him before a giggle escaped your lips which was followed by a sniffle.

"That's so cheesy." You mumbled, to which he smiled.

"Yeah, well it made you smile." His fingers gently patted away your tears before he kissed your forehead. "I love you, (y/n). I think you're doing a great job. Just keep at it and don't worry about those who don't matter in your life."

"i love you too." You said, laying against him once more. His fingers raked through your hair which felt so calming. It wasn't long before you were slowly lulled into a deep slumber.

"Oh, you're asleep," he commented, looking down at you with a smile, "I hope you're at a little bit of peace now. I love you."