#and i was like gorl u don't have to pls :')

[skullfragments]

soooo i've been real busy this past month and change working on this monster of a painting! it was originally for the GO Ref library study club but clearly took much longer than i anticipated😅

for those of you who don't recognize it, this is based on one of my favorite historical paintings, Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi. i love the Baroque period and this painting (as well as her other works) makes me insane. here it is Good Omens style so maybe all of you can be insane with me <3

"Aziraphale (and Crowley) Beheading the Metatron"

(non-bloody and non-glowy versions under the cut)

[liaarxse]

could u headcannons of what the tr characters would do if y/n did this trend with ken, nahoya, chifuyy, baji, kazutora?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8131oTm/

(basically y/n walks away from them whenever they get close)

Nah, cuz it's 2am, and I'm cackling like a madman omfg this is amazing

<3 Here you go, anon:

Headcanons

How would TR characters react to you moving away from them

Characters: Ryuguji Ken, Nahoya Kawata, Matsuno Chifuyu, Keisuke Baji, Kazutora Hanemiya

Warnings: none

A/n: I literally have 40 history lessons to revise in 2 days, and I've gotten nowhere

Ryuguji Ken

Not this shit again

Draken is tired of your games

He had to deal with Toman, some punks, MIKEY and now you?

Kill him

Oops already happened

But he did this to himself

A few days ago he "accidentally" ruined one of your favourite dresses with motor oil and only said sorry

So sorry not sorry Dora

"Hey, Y/n? Want a glass of water?"

"Sure."

Perfect timing

He walked towards you to give you the water

You walked away

....

He took 3 steps forward

You took 3 steps backwards

Again

3 steps forward

3 steps backwards

You made 5 full circles around the couch at this point

"Not this shit again"

He went to sit down because man's tired of this

You felt bad and went to him

He turned to you before he sat down

"What?"

"Sorry, c'mere"

He went to hug you

You took a step back

BITCH

LMAOOOOO

Give him a hug pls

You did ofc

Until you could

I'm not sorry

Y'all spent the night just cuddling and talking about how annoying(ly hot) Mikey is

The next morning you did the prank again

He went back to sleep (and never woke up)

Nahoya Kawata

Who made you do this?

You lost your marbles?

LAST PERSON to do this prank on

But you still did

Stupid

Y'all were just chilling at a park

The sun was setting, giving the landscape a pretty peachy-golden tint

It reminded you of your boyfriend who was chasing squirrels behind you

Yeah, you pretended not to know him

He got tired and went to sit next to you

"What'cha starring at, babe?"

"The sun?"

"Ok"

He left to chase a squirrel that he claimed to look like you

Back to not knowing that person

It was getting pretty late, so you gathered y'alls stuff and got up to leave

He was carrying a dead squirrel in his hands

"Babe, look! I caught your doppelganger!"

"Oh, that's nice baby– MOTHER OF GOD–"

You didn't have a choice that fucker started chasing you with it

He lied that he threw it away

He didn't

Half way towards your house he fished it out of his pocket and shoved it in your face

You screamed and took like a fucking backflip backwards

He slowly walked towards you with his iconic grin obv

"Nahoya, no."

"Nahoya, yes."

"I'm gonna break up with you."

"I'll shove this up your ass while you sleep."

Y'all didn't break up ofc

That continued up until like 3 blocks to your house before he threw it inside a house through an opened window

The night at least ended peacefully

You had a nightmare where he did shove it in your ass

Matsuno Chifuyu

Why?

Like why?

Just why?

This happened while you were at a Toman fight

You got a call from Hina that your boyfriend got hurt

So you skiddadled to the place very quickly since you lived like 7 minutes away

It took you 30

When you got there, the fight had already ended

Your boyfriend noticed you and ran with an opened arm since his other was a tad bit injured

You took a step back

🤨

"Hey babe."

"Why did you do that?"

"Did what?"

He took another step towards you

You took a step backwards

He frowned

"Is it because my uniform is blooded? Wait, gimme a sec"

He took his top off

OOOOOHHH LAWDDDD HAVE MERCEYYYYYYYYY

THEM SCRUMPTIOUS ABS

bite bite

Lmao, who were you kidding

Get em tits

And you did baby gorl

Don't do this to him again though

Keisuke Baji

He just got back

And guess what

Another stray kitty was brought home

You lost count of how many Baji Jr. and Y/n Jr. cats you had

You smiled anyway since it's a kitty after all

"Yo bae, can you please fetch me some kitty clothes to dress up Y/n Jr.?

Ah this time it was you turn

You did of course

And when he walked over to you to grab the clothes

You saw something jump

Then again

And it hit you

Flees

You threw the clothes in his face and ran back

"What the hell?"

"Stay back."

"Why?"

He started walking towards you

You screamed

He was confused af still walking towards you

And you were walking back

This continued for like 7 minutes before you entered the kitchen

You grabbed bug spray

And sprayed him with it

He died

Jkjkjk

He was mad though

Ah, it's fine. You took care of it and cuddled with all 61 cats

Then you saw it again

You jumped out of the window

He jumped after you

Lmao you got flees too

Kazutora Hanemiya

This time, there was no specific reason

You were just watching tiktok with him, laying on your chest, trying to sleep

But he couldn't

This was Mikeys fault

"My wheenie needs to take a whee-whee."

"The mental hospital is 10 minutes away."

He got up and went to the bathroom

Then you landed upon the tiktok

Now this, this is perfection

He came back after like, 2 minutes

He crawled back in bed

You got up

"Huh?"

"What?"

He sat on the edge where you stood

You walked away

He walked towards you

"What are you doing?'

"What are YOU doing?"

You barely kept your laugh in when you noticed his face

"This is Mikeys fault isn't it."

"Tora no–"

You did like 6 circles around the room

You got bored with just staying in it and went to the door

He got in front of you and locked it

You stumbled back into the bed

"Baby...~"

HE SAID IT IN HIS HOT DADDY ENGLISH VOICE UGH

Oh-oh guess who's weenie has to take a wee-wee now

Lmao this surely will 'rearrange your guts'

If you know what I mean

[eggyrocks]

hi eggy<3 i would like 2 request a match-up of 3 hq charas pls! i’m bi-romantic so guys/gorls is okay!

mbti: infp-t,,, super shy but talkative once we’re 1-1

astrology: aries sun, pisces moon, leo rising<3

hobbies: fashion!!! reading, traveling, making art/music, astrology, anime, k-drama, listening 2 podcasts, collecting cameras + photography, witchcraft lmao (tarot & crystals), collecting plushies, k-pop, ballet as of dis month, bullet journalling in my toto puzzles, tbh i weave in & out of hobbies as i pls n i lov 2 try new things! recently embroidered kageyama’s ics sweater saur i could wear it 2 da hq movie premier in 2 days & root 4 him<3 not sporty but i do stretches & mobility class & lift weights 2 strengthen my body bc im cLUMSY n get injured easily:( fav sport im acc gud at is rock-climbing dhshsdh also i’m a mom of 2 bunnies🥺

likes in d8s/relationships: nature, artsy fartsy spaces, thrifting, going 2 cafes & for ice cream!! amusement parks + rollercoasters!!!! taking photos. i lov ppl who can tease me n we can go back & forth. someone who is super smart & knows a lil bit abt everything & who can teach me new tings is who i tend to go for. quick whit is also a plus! gives me nicknames. tells me abt their day n is secretly sentimental. someone who i can tell all my hyper fixation of da day/wk/month to & won’t judge:,) someone who keeps their promises & tries to make it up 2 me when they fuck up. someone who is >:( at first glance but is acc rly sweet once u get to kno dem! my lov lang is words of affirmation & acts of service but i also lov 2 give ppl gifts esp when i travel! not big on physical touch but head pats make me weak🥺

dislikes: unwanted physical touches w sexual undertones/sexual innuendos directed towards me bc i’m ace, loud noises unless it’s at a gig, ppl w no manners, ppl who talk all abt them n never ask anything abt others, broken promises, someone who gen makes fun of things i like or doesn’t show interest in the tings i’m interested in, inconsistency, ppl who dun support therapy, homelessness, women’s rights, gay rights, mental health, etc. & da biggest red flag for me is racism!

tysm u big cutie!!!<3 forever supporting ur works & ur indulging in ur spotify playlists🤍🎀☁️🩰

thank you so much for your donation <3 get your own matchup here

match up number one: tsukishima kei

the epitome of >:( on the outside but secretly sweet

and i mean very secretly

but tsukki would be quietly obsessed w/ you in way that he thinks is not obvious but it actually is extremely obvious

like would be thinking of you all the time

like if he was out in public and saw smth that reminded him of you he would take a picture of it not even to send to you just to keep it on his phone bc he likes things that remind him of you

and literally any single time that man sees a plushie he thinks you would like he's getting it for you (his love language is absolutely gift giving) the collection would actually start to get out of hand a point

i imagine it going something like this:

"i got you another plushie"

"i don't have enough room for anymore"

"...i will get you a shelf for them"

he's so tall would love to pat you on the top of the head it would give him such smug satisfaction

tsukki would lightly tease you but would do it with such stars in his eyes that it could not even remotely be misinterpreted

like he'd say something like "you're such a dummy" but he'd have such an adoring look of love in his eyes you know that basically translate to "i am madly in love with you"

would be the very protective type and would verbally decimate anyone who made you uncomfortable

like you wouldn't even have to tell him he would just be able to tell from your body language and know immediately

in general pays very close attention you and would notice those little things abt u

the type of boyfriend that might, at first, struggle with communication but would put in an honest effort to improve

extremely respectful of any and all boundaries you have & would find it very easy to express affection in way that ur comfortable w/ because tbh he's not very big on physical touch either

very understanding even if he doesn't outright say it

a very show don't tell bf like you know he would do anything for u even if he doesn't say it frequently bc he just does it all the time

match up number two: shimizu kiyoko

would be the sweetest gf of all time :(((

also can be very shy but would be very comfortable around you

she would love nothing more than to participate in your hobbies with you

asks for tarot card readings and what books you're reading and would proudly wear any and all embroidery done by you and asks you to teach her ballet

her instagram would be filled with pics of you and your hobbies

def a words of affirmation gf; she might be shy at first but into the relationship would spare no detail in expressing her love & admiration

extremely well adjusted and emotionally mature so communication with her would be so easy, any (rare) mistake she made would be immediately owned up to and would do everything she could to make it up to you

knows that there are people who have crushes on her but is very clear abt her dedication and would never even consider doing anything to hurt ur feelings

very clear in her loyalty to u

would love to plan trips with you <3 would write out a whole itinerary of all of your favorite activities and does her research beforehand to make sure everything runs smoothly

would wear coordinating outfits with u on trips (best dressed partners on vacation tbh)

when ur comfortable with it would love to show affection in small ways like squeezing your hand or patting your head but primarily shows affection through genuine and thought out compliments

lots of little sweet dates getting little treats and coffee and ice cream; would love to try new things with you

being with you would make her feel emboldened to try new things and be a little different <3

match up number three: kita shinsuke

polite king tbh

most respectful man alive

would honest to god make you feel like you are royalty genuinely the most dedicated partner of all time

loves to watch your favorite shows with you and would listen to you talk about your hyperfixations eagerly

would love to hear your thoughts and opinions on everything and loves how much you love things

like you never have to worry about him making fun of you for the things that you like because he genuinely cares and loves to learn about the things u care abt

like if you were ranting abt something you love and got worried/insecure for whatever reason he would say "please keep going i want to hear more" and you'd just know he means it 100%

me tearing up bc i luv kita & he'd be such a good bf

does everything in his power to make you feel safe and comfortable at all times

very doting and loving

would let you take the lead in the relationship and would frequently ask you how you're feeling and what you need and is happy to adjust the way he would show affection to meet your comfort level

a little bit crazy like he's like oh you like plushies? let me learn how to make them for you

like he would absolutely learn how to crochet to handmake you gifts

every gift you would ever get him is like a priceless item and he either proudly displays them or he keeps them on him at all times

like if you got him a postcard from somewhere you travelled he would keep it in his wallet all the time

supports you in any and everything you do

bonus match up: akaashi keiji <3

hope you enjoyed !!!!

[13elmst]

ahhh hello n happy openin day 2 us all!! im gemma ( s/h, 21+ ) n i write for jaehyun and sumi!! i've got their individual intros linked bc it's too long to put in one post xo what's new i cannot shut up : )) below r some event plot ideas that i came up w like 2 seconds ago so they're kinda questionable but anw if u r keen to plot pls LIKE this post n i'll come runnin!! and ofc if u have discord pls lmk bc tumblr ims and i have some longstanding beef...

on the night of the event, JAEHYUN is...

not attending the charity gala thx!! jaehyun is very anti together for daehan so he will not give any money 2 support them ( also he is the charity tq curious currenter 4 pointin that out )!! that said, jaehyun will b helpin get the blue hall ready 4 the afterparty so!! any evo members wna help direct him n get him 2 put his superstrength 2 good use!!! boss him around 🥴

ok i will alw push this agenda but any fans of gangcheori!! imagine u see the new capt there n u think this is the PERFECT time 2 share my strategies !! jaehyun's a pretty approachable dude so i feel like he'd take in on board ( tho he is also p proud so ease it on the pushiness mayb.... )

as per the event description im sure there's gna b an accident or two... who better to call 4 help than the dude w superstrength!! imagine u have a friend passed out somewhere questionable n u need help gettin them outta there n back 2 safety!! perhaps that dude breaking things when he walks past can help u out he looks strong...

alternatively a fight breaks out between u n someone else n jaehyun comes n puts a stop 2 it bc he dc ab fights but !! not @ the blue hall party!! this is evo's moment don't turn it into a crime scene!! OR jaehyun is also v trigger happy n easy 2 anger so if someone from together from daehan / other sporting rally houses annoys him n ur muse is tryna step in between... watch out for those hands tho he packs a mean punch!!!

he's probably taken over as the student bouncer at some point during the night ( for like j a short moment tho cause he wna party too!! ) so what if ur muse rocks up late from the charity gala.... how r u gna convince mr t4d suxx

um jaehyun is a classic fuckboy so yk imagine yall ended wrongly or he treated u not gr8 n yall meet for the first time since yall ended things... wyd

on the night of the event, SUMI is...

attending the shit outta that charity gala she's slashin her aunt's life savings by a QUARTER !!! sumi will b dressed 2 the nines bc one thing she will do is turn up !! imagine u have an art piece put up n sumi bids on it!! then comes 2 u n tells u what a good job u did n how pretty it is

alternatively if she hates it n laughs @ it w her friends n ur in earshot... wyd do u fight her sumi loves 2 gossip but one thing she won't do is throw hands she's a wimp like that

sumi will def be hitting the gala w her red hall girlies so!!! red hall girlies wya!!!

this is meant 2 b a classy event n uh oh sumi's alr kinda drunk... she's laughin a lil too loudly n gettin drinks spilled everywhere r u gna try 2 tell her 2 take it easy!! ( note: it will not work she will at some point in the night dash of, see plot below )

as much as sumi loves t4d she also loves blue hall parties so once 10.30pm comes around ya gorl is dashin!! she'll turn up 11.01pm beggin the bouncer 2 let her in... what if ur the bouncer!! girl who CLEARLY is from the gala tryna have her cake ( attend the charity gala ) n eat it too ( attend the blue hall party ) will u let her in...

IF she gets in she's j gna b partyin the night away!! j generic party plots wud b fun 2 explore hehe i.e. gettin drunk n havin smth messy happenin aka someone's passed out on the toilet n that's the only one that's usable n u n sumi rly need to pee... u gna drag them out or what

[thetragicallynerdy]

Rules: tag 20 some people you want to get to know better.

I got tagged in this so very long ago by @dragonmuse, @yerbamansa, and @yourlocal-charlatan! Thanks for the tag pals, sorry it took me an age!

Relationship status: single as a pringle my dudes

Favourite colour: really deep red, specifically the red of a watercolour paint i have when it's still wet. Also all shades of blue-green are very beloved. (honestly this is silly but i just really love the vibrancy of wet paint, in any colours, so that would be my favourite colour if it could be)

Song stuck in my head: Cool About It by boygenius. Their new album y'all. It's uh. So fucking good but also ruining me just a lil (in a good way??)

Last song I listened to: Leonard Cohen, also by boygenius. Have I mentioned I'm listening to the album on repeat?

Three favourite foods: I have a difficult time picking favourites, because I have too many. But top contenders include this dessert my mother makes called Sex In A Pan, fresh raspberries (bonus points if they're black raspberries), and fried chicken.

Oh also Tim Hortons Blueberry Glazed old fashioned style donuts. (They are sold at exactly one Tim Hortons that I know of, which is about 1.5 hours away from of my house) (for context there are probably close to 40 Tim Hortons in my city. None of them have this donut. It's a tragedy.)

Last thing I googled searched: "wolf beside coyote" for shifter au related reasons (the comedy of coyote jim beside big wolves who are the rest of the crew)

Dream trip: I would kill for a cottage up North for a week tbh. Sit on a dock and drink non-alcoholic IPAs and watch loons dive in the water. I would also kill to go on a canoe trip in Algonquin, but moreso to have the capacity to go on a canoe trip in Algonquin.

Anything I want right now: Ah, man. This feels like a bit of a loaded question for me right now. Too many things, lets just leave it at that.

On a much sillier note: I want my hamster to stop building a nest under my couch anytime I let her out to run XD

Tagging: @nyxisadyke, @alfalfairy, @draculafemme, @garlicenthusiasm, @ukulelegodparent, @barelyherestillqueer, @skollwolf, @coffeequaffingunicorn, @ladythmpr, @noodlebutts , @thou-art-of-the-stars, @wall-e-gorl, @bringinghometherain, @frrenchie, and anyone who sees this and wants to do it!

(For those tagged, only if you want to of course!! And if you don't want to do it pls know I am giving u a lil kiss on your noggin or waving hello instead :3)

[clcrabow]

pls.... come back.... i miss the good times in ultralight, dejavu, moxie, glorie... hasn't been the same..

don't get me wrong we want to. how do we even gauge whether or not there would be a large enough crowd that would make it worth our time to go all out like we used to? seems like everyone has left the community (don't know what happened, if people just grew up or they left for another form of rp whether its indie, discord, oc, bio, etc.) because it seems just so small. the tags are dead, nobody's fighting for their lives to be on top of the tags and have the most members. if enough people came out of the trenches, we will. twitter rp used to have 100+ members. those members would have thousands of tweets. i remember people hitting 20k tweets. it was insane. so much fun too. i don't want to create something like we used to, to only have the tl be one tweet every hour. that's no fun and not worth our crazy plot drops. like raccoons being in the ceiling, blackmailing people into telling deep and dark secrets and causing a whole outflow of shit, and people getting taken by whoever the gossip account was, LKSFJSLF. it's almost better to just reminisce on the stupidity. also, anyone remember the death threats and leaks all because people didn't get the fc they wanted? like miss GORL we had over 60 apps in like 15 minutes we did it by chronological order. as one of the tags on my old posts where someone asked me to open an rp again, "me? open another rp? what? so yall can post my ssn cause u didnt get the fc u wanted" PLEAAASE plot survey

[possible-eldritch-god]

hello !! we're the Matryoshka University system !! :3 (get it bc our mindscape is a school --) we have a Lot of alters but most of them hardly ever front, u'll prolly see some of the ones that formed really early on from time to time and the more recent ones more frequently. I'm the host, my name's Cecil ! I go by cinn/cinnamon/cinnamons/cinnamonself pronouns but spice/spice/spices/spiceself works as well. I'm not the core and I'm not the body's age, but most importantly I'm not human and def won't act like it HSJDFHDJD /hj all of are proship/anti-anti except one of us who's neutral on almost anything, please keep this in mind <3 most of our alters stem from trauma but there will be one or two that are tulpagenic or stem from dreams and form for. god knows what HJSDHJDJ. please be respectful tho as we still have DID but not all alters come from that and that's not something we can control. I don't have a DNI but I will clown on u so fuckin much if : ~you condone real life r/pe, p/doph/l/a, or ab/se in any way ~you think harassment is okay for any reason fuck off <3 ~uhh this is a light DNI but I might block you if you're a sysmed who supports the harassment of endogenic systems ~anti-shippers in a fictional context, if you just. don't support proshippers. or send anon hate. or send death threats(this is @ literally everyone proship or not). please go to therapy ~MAPs ! fuck you baby gorl ~TERFS/radfems in general ~I'll add to this as needed lol if ur following me pls tag : ~Genshin Impact ~the phrase "do you hate me" ~ants ~pills also send me asks I really like them and I'll kiss u I think that might b it ??? yeye oke

[sadgoldensisiw]

05-12-20 ; 9:00 pm

it makes me so sad thinking na whenever i feel unwanted i tend to isolate myself from other people expecting that they would notice it and tell me na i am important to them.........BUT THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT so i'm going to end up feeling sad again and again and again.......i always think of what other people think about me, likE do they want me???? am i annoying to them???? smth like that. i don't want these feelings. ITS HORRIBLE istg. anyways, if they don't like me naman, they can tell it straight up to my face—nO HARD FEELINGS BRUH (~￣³￣)~ i've spent my whole life hating myself too bUT OBV I'M TALKING ABT MY CRUSH AND ME AND EVEN IF I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME IF HE DON'T REALLY LIKE ME???? ANUNA GORL. "u can't force things", sabi nga nila. HAY. oh, wow. this is giving me relief. u know, i just notice while writing this piece of shit full of grammatical errors because idk anymore i'm writing this while crying and my brain is not functioning bRo forgive my stupid ass this is the only way i know that i thinkKKKK will lessen the pain that i am feeling and will give my mind some PEACE AND FREEDOM.

ok sTory timE stoRy op mY layp and the clownery itself

these past few days, he is always busy......its like we're chatting just to say hello hi ganon lang and even gabi na busy pa rin siya idk why he's always busy but he's telling me na he is studying sO OKAY I RESPECT DAT I KNOW HE ALSO HAVE HIS PERSONAL LIFE HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANT BUT IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S OFF???? SOMETHING'S WRONG??? WITH HIM??? WITH ME???? IDK if i'm just overthinking bUT THAT'S WHAT I FEEL :(( AND IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD to think na may mga secret pa rin talaga siya sakin na di sinasabi but i get it......sabi niya nga we're not close ENOUGH to tell me something abt his life (AND IT HURTS???) he don't trust me ??? i guess,,,,,•́ ‿ ,•̀ haha ok but anyways I KNOW THE WORD PRIVACY,,, ITS JUST THAT......WE'RE LIKE LANDI-ING EACH OTHER AND HE STILL DON'T TRUST ME ?????? haha ;"")) no i'm not crying ??? is HE HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME??? whatchu think whatchu thINK TUMBLR ANSWER ME BCOS IM GOING CRAZY ( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ )

i wab him beri much even if things ARE NOT SURE FOR THE BOTH US BUT YE I LIKE HIM ANYWAYS AND I PRAY TO WHOEVER UP THERE NA SANA AKIN NALANG PO SIYA cute naman po ako. lordT angels mama mary bIGYAN NIYO PO AKO NG PEACE OF MIND AND HEART. UNIVERSE!!!!? BIGYAN MO Q SIGN?????? please. ty ily

that's all good bye

these are my tots

these are my stupidiy in life

this is me

this is trash

em sori for all d wrong things that i've done HehE pls forgive mE

[ted-hyung]

1/2 - omg secret valentine here!

2/2 - omg secret valentine here! i ran out of characters lol. who’s your bias? what are your top 3 omg songs?? top album? i really love secret garden, but pink ocean remains unbeaten. hope u have a nice day

no no oh my girl is my rare pure moment SO. i hope they can do another song’s promotion (idk heck what’s the term for a follow up song) like, the beat drop for SIXTEEN? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO martin garrix is shaking.

liar, liar is a fucken masterpiece.

then again everything oh my gorl does is a masterpiece. i didn’t really feel ‘a-ing’ but the goddamn godsend swimming choreography? fucked me up.

why the heck. why the fuck haven’t i ever thought of JINYOUNGSUS before. wow. the fuck. the only jesus of kpop. yes. ok fuck;

1. my bias(es) in their order; arin, hyojung, jiho. arin owns me. no regret.

2. top 3 OH MY GIRL SONGS; jfc 1 step 2 step >>> closer >>> uhhh lies you can see

3. top album? CUPID I MEAN THEIR DEBUT ALBUM. SOLID songs. iconic. i hope you have a nice weekend too whooot whoot.