#and i will always slander Shinobu okay

[kakushino]

it's a life or death battle of Monopoly between Giyuu and Shinobu. who's winning? what's the strategy?

Okay so, Shinobu buys about 3/4 of the board in quick succession and makes Giyuu pay within an inch of his bank... Until he makes a comback with his 1/4 of the board with strategic positions and sky high rent.

Shinobu goes bankrupt within 2 full-circle passes after that.

[babu-haitani]

Hello again the great amazing Babu!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I feel bad and annoying when I bother you with my dump questions.

But since your requests are open I’m excited to request this to you.

Can I request a shinobu kocho reader that looks and acts like her. Soft gentle personality plus scary and being a cheerleader for toman. She has the same thing with Mikey when losing someone that they loved

Shinobu reader x kazutora, Mikey, Baji, pah-chin, and Hakkai.

I’m saying pahchin bc it funny how he fears insects and he’ll probably fear her

Something like this

I think people might hate me because of this XDDD

This headcanons are basically TOK REV SLANDERS. LMAO...but I hope you would like? what I did for your request.

Slander (Tokyo Revengers)

Genre: ??Tbh...I don't know what genre this is XD

Pairings: Kazutora, Mikey, Baji, Pah Chin, Hakkai x FEM! Reader

TW: This contains some spoilers for non-manga readers AND! this also contains some Character Slanders.

P.S I do not hate these characters. In fact, I love them! This content is just for humor purposes?

KAZUTORA HANEMIYA

If he's scared of Mikey...what do you think would he be feelin' if he met you????

And you weren't even physically strong as Mikey!

You nearly made this boy cry when you insulted Hanma once and it wasn't even directed to him.

He will mentally take note to not piss you off. Like FR...

He's in charge of 'WARNING' the newbies to never have any connections with you.

He believes you can make anyone cry just by speaking.

The first time you ever insulted him, he nearly wanted to cry and just hide in his room. You completely destroyed his ego.

"You want to defeat Mikey but you can't even accept the fact that you killed his brother? I pity you so much, Hanemiya-san"

MANJIRO SANO (MIKEY)

The only common thing you both have is that you both have dark impulses...That's it...

You were his childhood friend thus you always hang out with toman and also resulting in you being their...uhmm...

Cheerleader?... I can't say Emotional support cause that would be a lie...

Mikey only sees you as someone who likes to smile and he thinks you're really sweet, so when he got amounts of complaints from the captain and vice-captains about you beating the shit out of them. He doesn't understand.

Oh boy did he understand once he turned out to be the victim himself.

Mikey was feeling tired that day and decided to cancel the meeting after everyone arrived and that made your blood boil.

Mikey wanted to ask Draken for help that day but to be honest...Even the infamous Draken can't do anything about you.

And what scared Mikey, even more, was that you were smiling while scolding him...

"You wasted everyone's time by calling them out to hold a meeting, yet you can't even attend it. Are your balls really that heavy that you can't lift a single finger? No wonder why you need Draken to always help you. You're pathetic"

BAJI KEISUKE

I see Baji as a simp, Okay?!?!

He hates the idea of someone looking down on him but if it was you, he wouldn't mind.

Baji has had eyes on you recently ever since you joined Toman.

He's well aware of you being a..."FOUL MOUTH" woman...

He looks up to you because of your intelligence and confidence in speaking your mind.

You weren't even afraid if someone cuts your head off because of your foul mouth! and he admires that!

He asked you to help him with his assignments that day.

Actually, he couldn't care less about the assignment, he just wants to make an excuse so he can have time with you and as much as you love spreading knowledge to every person you know. You hate the fact that you can't teach Baji and it's making your ego boil.

"I always thought you were stupid, Keisuke but I didn't expect for you to be this stupid...I mean, what would I expect of someone who thinks wearing glasses makes them smarter?"

HARUKI HAYASHIDA (PAH CHIN)

This man avoids you at all cost!

If he sees that signature butterfly bow, he would fucking RUN!

If he finds out you're attending Toman's meeting, he would turn his bike around and stay inside his home.

You scared this man...just because of one incident.

Remember that time Pah Chin, punched Takemichi because of the Kiyomasa incident? Yeah, you were there and you hate stupid unreasonable arguments that don't make any sense.

Peh Yan had comfort this man during your scolding while the other Toman Captains had to hold you down and make sure you were relaxed cause you nearly made Pah whine out a cry.

"Oh my...punching someone and blaming them because of their member's mistakes? That's so low and stupid of you. What? Can't accept the fact that you can't handle your members that's why they almost dirtied Toman's Name? Pathetic..."

HAKKAI SHIBA

First of all...why would you even ASK ME TO INCLUDE HAKKAI AND MIX HIM WITH A SHINOBU READER??? WHYYY???

I feel like Hakkai would even ask his brother for help because you made him cry and destroyed his ego.

Hakkai is kinda like Giyuu in this one...He would try so hard to deny what you said was true but then, later on, accepts it.

Yuzuha had to beat your ass to make you shut up but you also destroyed Yuzuha's Ego...

Oh did I mention that you also made Taiju--Yes, Taiju Shiba. You made him feel bad about himself.

Basically, you just shot the Shiba siblings in the chest.

"You beat your younger siblings because you say that it's love and you care about them? talk about manipulation. Don't you think it's kinda hypocrite of you to be wanting to beat my ass when all I did was tell your brother how much of a coward he is?"

"What do I expect of someone baby-ing their younger brother, Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with that but to the point they always rely on you? I pity you so deeply"

"Lying about you protecting your sister but in reality, it was the other way around? Wow, I know you were a coward but I didn't think you were also this pathetic to the point you would lie about your sister protecting you. Kinda feel bad for her even more..."

[wheretfisbambi]

KNY Primary school : headcanons!

(Original by: karmas-gf)

Authors note: uhh, hope you enjoy?

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Okay listen, I would 100% think that Sanemi is the teachers pet.

JUST LISTEN! The way his personality changes when he is with the other pillars vs Oyakata-sama is just proof.

He would be that one kid to bully everyone and when the teacher is looking he would be an ‘angel’.

Since there is KG-1, and KG-2 our small novice cuties go there (Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, NEZUKO, Kanao, our lil angry boy etc;)

100% Mitsuri would be friends with everyone, she would also 100% wear cat ears headbands and say ‘kawaii’ , ‘It’s Mitsuri-Chan! UwU’ , ‘ooOooO I ship!’ (Just a Kawaii-Chan from Aphmau. .-. I’m sorry I had to, I hate this type of girl too 😭)

Shinobu would start the cheese touch or cooties rumor, and she would also pull pranks on Giyuu and make him the center of her rumors. On the other note, she definitely strikes me as person who would trip you then say ‘oops’. She’s just that one girl who strikes to be a horsegirl or fairygirl- SKEHSKSHU-

I’m sorry, enough slander to our horse/fairy queen 😩

Rengoku would be that loud ass kid that yells at 7 am in the morning. Everyone would always tell him to shut up Shinobu and Sanemi and he would laugh and just continue yelling. He would also yell out their schools anthem.

Tengen would be that kid with light up sketchers. That’s it. That’s canon I’m sorry. He would also have those skater shoes? Yk the ones with the wheels? He would also 100% have the newest lunchbox and best foods. Everyone would be jealous asf-

Muichiro would be dragged along Shinobu, Mitsuri and Sanemi’s shenanigans. He would stick around for Mitsuri who was bribed by mf Sanemi (he bribed her with snacks). They would spend their break bullying poor Giyuu.

Sabito would always have protected him and no one would have even layed a finger on Giyuu since Sabito was cool and nice like that, but he transferred schools since he was super intelligent like that. Poor Giyuu-

Obanai spends his time either eating flowers, gathering leaves for Shinobu to heal kids with, eating paper, eating TOILET paper, eating napkins, eating bugs, eating sand, or scamming kids by opening a business with Tengens snacks or/and a business where kids either slave away for a snack or collect tiny pebbles (300 of them, yes I got scammed) for a small snack/cool looking shard of glass. (They then said if I could give them their piece of glass back since it was their friends. They didn’t return my rocks- 😔)

Gyomei would have been first to hit his growth spurt and now he is forced to get stuff from the top shelf for his teacher/classmates. He would also be a huge crybaby and if he fell of the monkey bars he would cry meanwhile Shinobu rushes over to him and heals him with her leaves. Leaving Giyuu all to Sanemi. Poor Giyuu.

Okay that’s all, please tell me if you’d like to read about the kindergarten au and the cute novice children. If you have any suggestions please submit them. Until then, bye-bye! (*´∇｀*)