#and im like girl dump him alsdhal
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Happy anniversary to my parents who should have gotten divorced decades ago 🥳
#disgruntled octopus#they mostly get along these days but like. they are mostly just together out of convenience#ive been staying at my Nana's for what 4.5 days? and my mom is going crazy#texting me like 'this man is so so so boring omg i feel like my brain is leaking out my ears hearing him talk'#and im like girl dump him alsdhal#i did not say that. but i did think it.#but alas. theyve been together for 35 years. its ride or die now.
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