#and im so serious

[infamous-if]

You asked for funny asks so hmmmm ROs as,,,,, idk cheeses or something

Blake: blue cheese...(moldy and you expect to hate it because of that but surprisingly tasty)

Orion: Mozarella (very firm, neat ball. very pleasing to look at and satisfying to the eye because of how smooth and perfect it looks)

Seven: Feta (just crumbles when you touch it. very unpredictable but tasty and it's nice in sprinkles)

Seb: cheddar (common but never fails you. reliable. nice for a simple but filling sandwich)

Victoria: Ricotta (can put a nice seasoning or olive oil on it to make it fancy. pretty to plate and have as a nice centerpiece for all your meals. she's a beauty what can I say)

G: swiss (the holes are unpredictable. every piece is different. you never know what you're going to get)

August: cream cheese. (nice, not too daring but always there when you need it. it's always the perfect cheese to add to your meal. a partner in crime kind of cheese. a cheese you know will not fail you)

[seeingivy]

speaking of the horrendous week that i had with my two flat tires (that i drove twenty miles on just casually...ignoring the warning) and the rodent's nest just in my car...this was my dad's reaction

like ok girl give us nothing

[salvatorebennett]

bamon's attempted murder scenes with each other hit the hardest for me. they're always so deeply emotional and personal. (also love it because bonnie's the one with the most attempts towards the other between the two of them)

[taintedcigs]

emmy pr agency will be cutting ties with client joseph quinn if he takes on another role where he dies. thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.

[jackmkelly]

rewatched (skimmed) a (3) tour boot(s) today GRAHHHH joey jack morgan kath u will Always be famous to me.

[calliettes-posts]

I'm so serious, nothing better happen to Anais and Bobbie, or else ill make it everyone's problem

Bringing back this masterpiece by @superflytrap

[piscsprincsa]

Can’t believe the zayn malik decided to write a song about me!! So weird!!!!!

[heartfeltletters-written]

taylor is so unserious not her having a manic episode in the middle of the album lmao also girl leave that lame ass indie rock boy behind !!!!

[bidamonalbarn]

roommates cat knocked over my dresser with my louis shrine and broke a couple things. I'm actually so devastated it's not funny 😭😭

[kage-my-justu]

OK Imma need like 5 more seasons of Lycoris Recoil

[dykeomania]

kisses the hockey au on the mouth

insert that photo of the pope holding up an item except for the item in question is the entire hockey au

[ghostlypawn]

people who describe perfumes are a different species theyll be like oh this has top notes of cherry and ginger middle notes of jasmine and base notes of musk and pepper like cool what does a cherry smell like again i dont remember

[wikileaks]

if hrt makes me a bottom im becoming celibate

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.

[calliettes-posts]

That movie needs to be GONE