#and im sorry but if i have to go much above an e5 it resembles mosquito noises

[fitzrove]

Inspired by seeing a post in the Elisabeth tag, I'm also for fun listing my musical theatre dream roles as someone who 1) only dabbles in theatre 2) is the wrong casting type for most of these 😂 In order of how realistic it would be for me to actually play them, from most to least!!

1. Sally Bowles in Cabaret I have the vocal range, I am the "correct" age and gender, she isn't actually supposed to be a perfect singer... maybe we could do a prod where she also isnt supposed to be a great dancer 🤣

2. Roxie in Chicago same as prev, I am also blonde xD I could probably also do Velma but again, not that strong a dancer. But I like both hehe. OHH and at one point I was actually considering auditioning for something with when you're good to mama 🤣 I'm too young but I think she's also a great character

3. Fantine in Les Mis I could do it!! I would also LOVE to be a random ensemble character in Les Mis, or one of the side barricade guys so I would have 9000 fans on tumblr just based on looking at another actor for a second too long or something

4. Lucy in J&H Looove her songs, I could do it!

5. Trixie/Magenta in Rocky Horror Might work and would be fun, I want to sing Science Fiction Double Feature ajjfkfkd thats the reason

6. Carlotta in POTO No range...

7. Glinda in Wicked Same as prev

8. Alfred in TdV, Rudolf in Elisabeth... putting all the euroshow twink roles in one 😭😂 I would be so based in these but directors won't comply with my lesbian retelling vision...

9. Tod in Elisabeth, Colloredo in Mozart! the euroshow sexyman roles. Same as prev but I also can't rock scream...

10. Rasputin in a biblically accurate production of Anastasia

😂😂😂 I WISH!