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source (didn't want to bother op)

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Watching a true crime video about a satanic panic adjacent murder case and bgldlfldöf at the trial, in addition to the evidence that's actually relevant (in my opinion), they're going over so much evidence as proof of the perpetrator's problematic goth lifestyle (books, music, non-violent hobbies, pictures on the walls...). I better not kill anyone because it'd all get blamed on crown prince rudolf 😂😭💀💀💀💀

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not now kitten mommy is on wayback machine storyarchitekt again

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have more of my poorly made memes folder

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👀👀 my headcanon is that its less dramatic interruption and more creeping dread... like Rudolf keeps catching glimpses of him in the crowd - at the church, at the reception, even at dinner... and every time Rudolf looks again he's gone, but he always reappears later somewhere else like

(bonus if tod also changes clothes every time KALSPSKGLD)

I remember posting about whether or not Tod did interrupt Rudolf's wedding too, I can't find that post to write my follow up but I've come to the conclusion that he wouldn't because he doesn't care enough to make a scene. He already wants him, whatever, get married, it's fine.

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^^ my picture postcard of crown prince rudolf watching powerlessly from the wall as i homosexualize his devastating opioid addiction

You know the fic will be super normal when the outline alone is already 2260 words jajskjskdflföskf

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You know the fic will be super normal when the outline alone is already 2260 words jajskjskdflföskf

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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[British pediatrician voice] Ok so basically there is no fixed point of maturity and no real way of determining such a thing. However, conveniently enough there is an idea in pop culture that brain development happens exactly at age 25, which is based on pretty much nothing except for like, cultural expectations of what a person should be like at that age, so yeah that’s not very scientific. But because that’s an idea that people have already, I am pretty sure that I can use this to restrict the human rights of people under 25, and because it’s in the context of everyone’s least favorite group the [SLUR WHICH HERE MEANS ‘TRANSSEXUALS’], I think everyone will pretty much let this one slide. And im pretty thrilled with this because it’s actually an older age than I thought I was gonna be able to get away with. I thought I was only gonna be able to exercise my power and control over people under the age of 18 or perhaps 21, which wouldn’t have been very exciting to me because I pretty much already get to control those people’s lives. But now that I’ve slipped this one in there, man, this opens up a whole other age group for me to wield power over. So im really happy with how this whole thing is shaping up. Bangers and mash.

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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Sjkflfkf getting the itch to reread tsh and hence i've been browsing the tag. The tag is 50% people complaining about other people not getting the book, and 50% people not getting the book. Not to join the former (which is why this post is untagged) but it's so funny to me that someone posted "california dreaming" as a thematically relevant song 😭😭😭 bestie did you read the book richard's entire character is that he wanted OUT he had enough of california dreaming!! No more!! (I recently discovered this song btw, it's catchy, I've been looping it. But it's kind of funny how poorly it fits ajkdldpg. It's like if I tagged i will always love you as todolf)

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i don’t care if my novel never gets published, @fitzrove beta reading it and then revealing she imagined her favourite character as Mark Seibert is already the peak of writer experiences

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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Anton Zetterholm, Lisanne Clémence Veeneman, Roy Goldman and co in the Viennese production of the Restaged Tour

Photos from the official Viennese site