#and it wont even be anytime soon. jfc

[depresseddepot]

I hate cooking at home because my parents always want to taste what I'm making and then I spend the whole time terrified it'll taste bad

[9ineine]

❝ T Y P E S O F C U D D L E R S . . . ❞ MULTIPLE HAIKYUU

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— PAIRINGS ; daichi x reader , suga x reader , kuroo x reader , kenma x reader

— SUMMARY ; types of cuddlers kuroken and daisuga are <3

— GENRE ; fluff

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— WARNINGS ; pure fluff, kuroo being lowkey horny

— TIME TAKEN ; unsure

— WORD COUNT ; unsure

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— AUTHORS NOTE ; enjoyyy <33

© ALL WRITING SHOWN BELONGS TO ninescoffeeshop ON TUMBLR. THIS WRITING IS MINE, DO NOT STEAL IT PLEASE <3

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DAICHI SAWAMURA

* he is literally so affectionate omg

* after a long day of practice he’ll just plop on the bed and say “y/n, come here”

* even if you dont want to, daichi’s Father Stare makes u feel bad so you caved 🗿

* you both will be leaning on your sides, facing each other, with your head on daichi’s chest

* sometimes its the other way around tbh

* sometimes he jus wants to be held and thats ok

* but most of the time its the former

* def the type to kiss your forehead and whisper how much he loves you and how proud he is of you even if you did nothing that day

* hes just great like that

KOUSHI SUGAWARA

* BABY LOVES BEING HELD

* suga has such a special place in my heart so this may be a bit long 💀

* hes lowkey touch starved. very lowkey tho

* while he’s studying and doing schoolwork you might have to slip into his lap and hug him bcs we all know hes Fucking Stressed

* your hugs are a rlly good stress reliever

* so he’ll sit there, resting his head on your shoulder as you guys just talk about anything in that position

* he appreciates it a lot

* he wont even tell you to get off after he feels better

* if youre in bed, suga likes to spoon you

* DE F I N I TELY plays with your hair yall cant tell me otherwise

* if he can’t fall asleep and you’re already asleep he’ll make your hair into lil braids

* make sure you thank him for them whether you like the braids or not >:(.

TETSUROU KUROO

* definitely the type to pass out on the bed and then you pass out on top of him tbh

* your chests will be touching, your face in the crook of his neck and your legs on either sides of him

* his arms will be around you rlly tightly

* sorry if you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night

* youre not moving anytime soon

* to help you fall asleep, he slips his hand under your shirt and traces circles on your back

* (sometimes his other hand will grab your ass oops)

* this position is v beneficial

* when he wakes up (most of the time he wakes up first) he can just wake you up too by picking you up in that same position and walking to the bathroom

* youll be so confused bcs one moment youre on kuroo and the next youre on kuroo but in the bathroom???

* if you dont wanna wake up yet thats fine

* but he wont put you down

* expect for him to get ready while still carrying you

* jfc my headcanons just keep getting longer and longer

* im not complaining

KENMA KOZUME

* HIGHKEY TOUCH STARVED

* wont initiate any cuddling unless hes has a particularly bad day

* if he initiates it he’ll be rlly silent about it

* like youll be in the middle of making a bowl of cereal then he comes up behind you and hugs u

* hes basically a baby

* all the haikyuu boys are babies in one way or another i said what i said

* moving on, most of the time he’ll be sitting on the couch, playing video games with kuroo

* then you just kinda like

* slip behind him

* like that tiny crack between the back of the couch and his back?

* thats where u slip

* and then u hug him like a koala

* arms wrapped around his chest, legs wrapped around his waist

* wont complain, he missed you anyway to this is a W

* he likes resting his head on your lap while doing anything really

* using his phone, playing a game, reading, it doesnt matter

* your thighs are PILLOWSS 🤩🤩

* please read stories to him while his head is on your lap

* brings out the baby in him

* and it helps him fall asleep, hearing your soothing voice

* protect this quiet boy pls

© ALL WRITING SHOWN BELONGS TO ninescoffeeshop ON TUMBLR. THIS WRITING IS MINE, DO NOT STEAL IT PLEASE <3

[tfw-no-tennis]

hxh RESUME

back at it again w/the hxh, heres my recap of the last few eps 

ok so i totally forgot to recap that one ep at the end of the hunter exam arc lets see what i remember from like 3 wks ago lollll

i thiiiiink i left off in the middle of ep 21 lol. i really dont remember much tbh so im gonna skim the ep to refresh

exposition time! its so wild that if you lose ur hunter card That It like u cant get another or retake the exam hgabjdfuhasjf Ls 

also the fact that you can sell it is rlly interesting 

leorio & kurapika backing up gon as he confronts illumi again :’) good lil family 

illumi u fool. gon is a shounen protag. he can do anything he sets his mind to

the fact that gon thanks illumi for telling him where killua is....hes literally THAT polite like...what a perfect boy 

hisoka just fuckgin stepping out of the shadows....ok bitch 

the fact that gon fucked up illumis arm that bad with one hand....boi is STRONK 

AUGH AUGH AUGHHHH HISOKA IS SO CREEPY AUGHHH I HATE THIS BIIIITCH 

ok but like is illumi implying that hisoka is a fr p*do bc uhhhhh thats so nasty oh lord. pls stay away from gon, and killua, and like everyone as a matter of fact 

EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE HISOKA HES SO NASTY. PLS STOP MAKING P*RNO FACES IN RELATION TO 12 YR OLD BOYS. 

no but rlly what IS hisoka gonna do now. im assuming he’ll show up p soon (tho probs not in the zoldyc arc like i thought bc its shorter than i thought) 

ok the fact that they have the internet is hilariously wild to me for some reason....it just seems like this would be one of those fantasy shounen worlds with very little tech (a la one piece) but lol nope we can just google shit hvbhjdhjdfks

gon: it was fun when you beat me up for 3 hours and broke my arm! seeya dude!

i love gon he is so chill and doesnt seem to hold grudges except when it really matters (like hisoka and illumi) 

hanzo has.....ninja business cards....thats amazing hvbhsdjkujfnd

dont worry pokkle, leorio was basically carried thru the hunter exam by various people and also won by default. he still deserves his license tho

an exotic game hunter sounds pretty cool! i wonder if we’ll see pokkle again. kinda doubt it? that sounds pretty firmly non-combat based, and therefore probably pretty far from any plot lol

so gons dad is a bigshot huh.....whatever hed be a bigger deal if he didnt abandon his son tbh 

gon swinging his feet on the bench....sooo cute 

so ging could restore a bunch of ruins but he couldnt raise his son...ok

im just gonna be bitter at this guy for abandoning the most perfect boy vhbhjfbsjhdhbfsk sorry dude but being a good hunter doesnt make up for being a shit father 

gon is so precious ;_; 

WHAT WAS SATOTZ GONNA SAY TO GON???

why does it look like theyre googling things on MS paint 

ah yes, padokea, on the continent of Africa But Sideways 

idk if i talked abt it before but the world map is WILD lmao i love how its all the continents/landmasses scrambled around.....im super curious abt that weird island in the top center of the map, thats the only thing that immediately sticks out as not having a real life equivalent 

the music in this show is so charming :’) i love the main theme sm 

gon is sooo precious i literally cant get over it. and his hurry to rescue killua is so sweet....and i love how naturally charming/charismatic gon is....pretty much everyone he meets likes him, especially leorio and kurapika, who basically adopted him after knowing him for like a day, and continue to be completely taken by him

ok wtf is satotz & co talking abt......do they know something abt ging that they arent allowed to tell gon???? shouldnt gon have access to the same info now that hes a hunter? i need ANSWERS

i bet this whole thing abt the hunter exam not rlly being over is a metaphor abt the hunter exam NEVER truly ending bc youre always being tested, or st

ok the ED continues to be So Much like especially the last shot where the 4 main characters look like theyre posing for a JC Penny catalog while the singer goes FULL metal-screamo

ok ruth and i just rewatched the next two eps woohoo

i love that there are tourist busses that take people to the front gates so they can like pose for pics and stuff vhbhjafdsfkj and its like ‘ah yes here are where the local assassins live!’ thats so funny yet it makes so much sense

i love that leorio passed tf out during the bus ride. big big mood 

gon is so cute...hes like ok yes i understand that we’re not supposed to go in but i think they can make an exception for me bc im very polite. 

those 2 dudes r so ugly and so dead god bless

that bigass buster sword....sir please 

ruth and i rlly thot that the old guard guy was gonna turn out to be grandpa zoldyk or st lol

the fact that the dog managed to eat All their flesh but left some clothes....skill 

also the dog is named mike but it sounds like the guy is calling him miku hvbjdfssk

this cant be the first time some morons have been killed here likeeee 

i cant believe nobody has visited the zoldyk estate in 20 years damn they all rlly b havin no friends. depressing 

the whole gates thing is wild. also that part where gon gets the math wrong on the weight.....BIG mood kiddo 

ok the part where gons on the phone w/the butler is soooo good oh man. i love how gon just calmly dials the phone again after hes hung up on the first time and then YELLS....and leorio and kurapikas faces r so good 

also the butler guy unfortunately has a point, it isnt foolproof that gon is here Legit....but he IS let him see his tiny bf :( 

as ruth pointed out, the butler guy is reminiscent of kuro from one piece. same vibes 

maybe if leorio was jacked like he is in the manga/1999 anime he couldve opened the gate that first time around....Ls 

god i love this shows approach to Everything so far,....as ruth put it, half the time its like ‘oh wow they should do [x]/i wish theyd do [x] but ofc they wont cause its a shounen’ but then they DO do [x] and its like damn thats dope 

anyways i love how gon is increasingly approaching situations with his Plucky Shounen Protag Attitude in full swing, and he pretty much gets shot down every time. BUT his general determination to see killua bc killuas his FRIEND and hes gonna RESCUE HIM is still a good and pure motivating force 

like here, when hes climbing over the wall and hes like whatever i dont wanna have to deal w/being tested thats bullshit, i wanna see killua, my intentions are pure, im gonna try my luck with the dog....i was like ok yeah he’ll get over and like tame or defeat the dog and the guard will be suitably impressed bc nobodys ever done That before, and then gon will continue on to get killua 

but NOPE instead the guard calls him down and explains that gon Will Die if he tries that, and then the guard will die too for letting that happen. and gon is like oh shit my actions have consequences for people other than me, wow. 

and THEN the guard takes them in to meet the dog. and hot DAMN that is a scary creature. not even really a dog tbh. they did an excellent job making the dog Legit Scary and not just like, big and flashy looking....those eyes are so soulless, and the proportions are freaky 

and the guard says exactly what i was thinking - that gon would use his Country Boy Woodland Creature Skills to workaround the dog....but then the subversion - this creature is NOTHING like the woodland critters gon is probably used to dealing with. theres no way gon stood a chance here. the guard just saved him from a really unfortunate death 

i love all the Super Heavy Stuff in the servant house that seems so inconvenient vbhjdkfasjfld. also forgot to mention earlier but the guard guy being Absolutely Ripped was wild and kinda funny 

training montage! gon continues to be so cute. and i love so much how leorio and kurapika are like no, you rest, we’ll take care of this. good parents!!!!

and then!!!! they sync up and use the power of gay love to almost open the gate. but then gon uses the power of Improbable Shounen Protag Healing Speed to toss that arm sling off and help out

i feel like leorio was side-eyeing gon like w8 a sec u broke that arm like a few days ago that aint right.....

oh man i almost forgot abt that scene with the zoldyks torturing killua :( :( this poor kid he doesnt deserve that 

also mom zoldyck seems truly awful but i must say her aesthetic does fuck. the victorian-lookin outfit paired with the futuristic cyclops visor thing....excellent. also im betting this face bandages are from killua cutting her face 

this family is so fucked up hvbsjdhjfbakdfn

killua telling his mom that gon is definitely gonna make it there :’) hes got such unshakable faith in his bf thats so good.....

back w/the gang, and immediately they run into more trouble in the form of the young girl butler, whose name i dont know, but i love her....her design is SO good oh man. a non-caricature black person? who also isnt sexualized? in MY anime??????

 i love how gons approach to conflict is currently ‘let more powerful person beat me up for hours straight in hopes that they get tired or something idk bro’ like....i love him lol, is it in an effort to show how determined he is? he doesnt even try to dodge her blows or get around her....id be tryin to hop that fence lol 

oh shit the tiny zoldyk kid from earlier is spying on them....she was w/the mom so im sure thats not good

when he punches the rock part and it breaks....strong boiiii 

oh man that little flashback from when killua first came back and told her that he made a friend ;_; bruh 

i love butler girl :( she wants to let gon but knows it isnt allowed....and as soon as she starts to waver BAM here comes mom zoldyck JFC that was so sudden and jarring....im assuming butler girl isnt dead cause that would be lame and anticlimactic 

also IS THAT NEN??? NEN>>>??? NEN??? HM? NEN????????? 

im so annoying abt nen i need to make one of those ‘is this a pigeon?’ memes w/’is this nen?’ bc thats me anytime anything remotely weird happens lmao

i do think its rlly nen this time tho

anyways shit is wild, cant wait to meet the full zoldyck family 

PREDICTION CORNER: 

as i said above i doubt hisoka will show up now bc this arc is a lot shorter than i anticipated. also im doubting that illumis even gonna show up honestly 

i think we’re gonna have this OP for a while, as the part just at the end shows gon and hisoka fighting in what looks to be an arena, and ik the next arc is the heavens arena arc, which im assuming is the tournament arc....

also i have no idea what that weird building in the OP is but my guess is that its the building w/the heavens arena in it bc its tall and,,,,heaven 

i predict there wont be much fighting in this little arc bc how tf else is it so short. at this point i rlly think gon is just gonna grab killua and go lmao. im super curious abt how thats gonna go down, considering that killua is currently strung up just bc he wont apologize...so i cant imagine his family would just let him leave w/gon. i wonder if killua will fight them, or if gons determination will impress them and then theyll let killua go (doubt it)

thats basically it....we’ll see abt the next few eps holla

[e-doodlesnstuff]

i feel so stupid. so shitty. jfc. I am so terrified of being alone I have isolated myself from my friends. It has been a couple of months since i have last joined a chat. All i want so badly is to pop in and say hello, and just at the very least have 1 person go, “yo where have you been?” to which i would reply, “just been chilling man, just needed a break from games” or whatever, but relief id feel that they asked. I want to come by and say hello and tell them all how much ive missed them and how much im hurting and how alone i have felt and how much ive felt ive needed them despite maybe them not feeling the same. I just want someone to ask this so badly and I am so so so terrified that ill never receive that. i am so afraid that by saying hello today, or popping in tomorrow, or anytime this week, or even the next that itll be too soon for anyone to have noticed ive been silent. that ive only ever communicated through text. that my voice has been missing. that ive been gone. that if i may join and it might as well have just been a few days that ive not been present. more than a month since i last joined a channel, i have just been pinged to play a stupid little game. i hate myself for feeling so bitter at the idea that if i did join, then all this wallowing would have been for nothing. that my fears will be solidified. that no one would ask where i went. god and its so stupid cause I know that all this shit is self inflicted, and I only have myself to blame for this, but this already has happened before. so i will continue to distance. and maybe I just wont come back.