#and juice mixture in hand as i ran back 😵 bitch... it was bad
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Good fucking lord I was fighting for my LIFE on the goddamn toilet 😵 bitch I thought I was gonna die for real
#marquilla#an hour. i was on there for an HOUR what the fucking hell man#i was praying i was crying i was doing that toilet yoga thing i was fucking begging my body to just fucking go 😭#i was like fuck it im getting up and making miralax and my body was like hmm i think now i wanna go for real :) so i had unstirred miralax#and juice mixture in hand as i ran back 😵 bitch... it was bad#poop talk#tmi i know but i thought i was really gonna die and that they'd find me face down ass up slumped to the floor with poop halfway stuck out my#ass like 😵😵😵😵 good fucking god#i was like 'i dont fucking care if this rips me hole to hole just get it OUT' oh god#worst of all was that i went like a gazillion times Tuesday no problem and today youd have thought it had been a month in between
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