#and literally none of the albums i’m looking for are available anywhere local

[patrickztump]

yeah yeah reblog for bigger sample size, but also to share what your most recent addition is <3

[bonerofalonelyheart]

in which a boner(who’s url is a misnomer) blathers about life

in case any of the zero people who read this don’t know, I’m gee, I’m female. bonerofalonelyheart is not descriptive of me at all. for one, i have no penis and can get no boners. also I’ve been in a relationship for almost 8 months now, and it happens to be a GREAT AWESOME relationship, so my heart is not lonely. my url is a play on the song Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes. listen to the song, but replace every iteration of Owner with Boner and the song gets way funnier.

(side note, right now is the first time i’ve listened to the song on the official music video, and apparently in 1983 they did the stupid shit where they pause the song in the middle to insert some weird story, i think it ruins the song but i’m too lazy to change the link. deal with it, all none of you)

(side side note, i’m on the song’s wikipedia page and apparently Owner of a Lonely Heart is from Yes’s FUCKING ELEVENTH studio album. I aspire to be as productive as Yes)

okay now in to the meat of what i wanted to overshare about. 

I started college at Boise State on Monday. Fun fact, That was my third first day at my third college so far in my higher educational career. Great track record, I know. It’s fine, but i have trouble feeling any school spirit for BSU at all, if you live in or have been to Boise before you know how fucking overhyped BSU is. you can get school logo merch at walmart, target, walgreens, rite aid, albertsons, fred meyer, and probably nearly every other store that might possibly sell a t shirt. Most locals are insane about the football team, and gamedays are a living hell if you want to go downtown or out anywhere that has a TV. I’m not looking forward to having to be on campus on gamedays. 

Although I had lotsa transfer credits coming in to BSU, I still have to take a few 100 level courses, different schools have different requirements blah blah blah. Thing is, I have a 100 level sociology lecture twice a week, and every other student in there is a goddamn freshman. I have never once in my life felt old, but when 24 year old me is stuck in a lecture with 35 18-19 year olds, I feel like a fucking senior citizen. I have nothing against teenagers, but I know for a fact I am Not a teenager. They’re talking about how in high school they had laptops issued to them and they were allowed to use their phones in class and how they’ve never known life without their cell phones and I’m over here like BITCH WHAT. I mean, the professor made a Frogger reference and I was literally the only one who got it. the original Frogger came out in 1981, and I wasn’t born until 1993, but still. FROGGER. I just calculated it and these CHILDREN were probably born in like 1999. I’m not ready to be legally allowed to fuck someone who didn’t live through Y2K. Not that i’m available to fuck anyone, or am attracted to younger men, but still. If you don’t know what I mean by Y2K, google it. I was 7 back then but still old enough to remember the shit that could have possibly went down.

Okay it’s 12:37 am and I’m rambling and I don’t remember what I even wanted to overshare about so I’m gonna leave now