#and my joints with all the rigidity of silly putty

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@firstmatedville, @chiropteracupola, and i are going to see a Historical Boat together next week(!) and ransom informed me you can pay fifty whole british pounds to do a rig climb and even if the price weren't an obstacle between our three combined disabilities i think we would perhaps be the Worst people in the world to try to scale the ropes of a sailing ship