#and my seminar professor taught when the dinosaurs roamed and he is an Unfair Grader who makes me Mad

[morg-among-the-stars]

me: writes the most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent paper in existence

my professor: sorry hun, that's a D for you 👍

me: why :(

professor: you forgot this tiny detail in your citations

also me: pulls a paper out of my ass while half-asleep and in another world

also my professor: wow 10/10 so well written Great Job. A+

me: why -_-

professor: you're so well spoken and your citations are GORGEOUS 🩷🩷⭐️✨✨#slaygirlypop