#and steve is going to be insufferably smug and will make danny scream

[teruel-a-witch]

expanded conversation from 6x14

danny: you never stop to look.

steve: what's that supposed to mean?

danny: not that i thought about it, but if I had, I bet the moment you get someone in your bedroom you just rip their clothes off and immediately ravish them within an inch of their life putting horny animals to shame with your impatience and then you don't let them catch their breath as you promptly defile them again because you are an insatiable neanderthal animal... *trails off and stares into space*

steve: *grins* so you haven't thought about it at all...

danny: *scoffs* my point is you are too impatient to take things slow and romance somebody.

steve: i took my time with you. 6 years isn't slow enough for you?

danny: oh

steve: yeah

danny: huh

steve: you are gonna be less than monosyllabic when i'm done with you. i'm gonna go so slow you'll beg me to get on with it.

danny: *grabs him by his shirt* are you kidding me? 6 years is enough foreplay.

steve: uh-uh, danny, I thought you wanted to be romanced.

danny: you will be romancing your hand if you continue!

steve: *raises his hands in surrender* as you wish, buttercup.

danny: don't you dare use the princess bride against me!

steve: ...and in that moment danny realised that when steve was saying 'book 'em, danno'! he really meant 'i love you'...

danny: *hangs his head* why is this working? what's wrong with me? i hate you so much!

steve: hey, danno?

danny: yeah?

steve: you booked me for life.

danny: *groans* how is this nonsense somehow the most romantic thing I've ever heard?

steve: told you i could do it, for you.

danny: shut up and do me, already.

steve: *grins* wow, now who needs romance le---hmppth

danny: *hmms into their kiss, satisfied*