#incorrect mcdanno

[canihavesomethingofmyown]

Oahu, INT, Night

STEVE: Turn the lights off, it’s a movie about ghosts, you have to watch with the lights off.

DANNY: Ok, ok.

STEVE starts the movie. They settle on the sofa together, STEVE shifting to crowd DANNY, the lack of space leaving their shoulders and thighs pressed together. DANNY squirms, trying to gain some more room, but coming up against a warm and solid STEVE every time.

DANNY: you planned this, didn’t you?

STEVE: What? In the sense that it was my idea to invite you for an 80s movie night, then yes, I planned it.

DANNY (settling back): Well, then this is perfect.

STEVE: No, something’s missing.

DANNY: What? More popcorn?

STEVE: No.

In the darkness, STEVE tentatively reaches over and covers Danny’s hand with his own. DANNY immediately turns his hand over, palm up, and interlaces their fingers. STEVE grips tightly.

STEVE (whispering): now it’s perfect.

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.

[anastablack]

I'm not sure what is happening here. And that's one of the things I love about H50. The background. You always should look at the background if you don't want to miss something like this.

Danny: *he wanted me to unbutton my shirt. I did it, so why isn't he looking at me?*

Danny: *look at me, Steve*

Steve: *not now, Danny, I'm trying to stay focused*

Steve: *shit, what are they talking about*

Danny: *ha, mission accomplished*

[sepiawizarddetective]

Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[neanderthal-pessimist]

h50 10x09 Steve saying he doesn’t need to get Danny out of his house “tonight” with the biggest grin. Like fine, we get it, you’re getting f**ked in the ass tonight, no need to brag.

[ellena-asg]

[mrcreative8899]

Kira: Hey, Xenk, what’s up?

Xenk: Food prices.

Kira: No, I mean what are you doing?

Xenk: Your dad.

Kira: I want to move out.

[40sjoyner]

Steve, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Danny, softly: You and me.

Steve, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

[merlin-wolfgang-trades-hale]

Steve, trying to prove his smooth dog nickname isn’t ironic and he can totally flirt; hey babe, what are you wearing?

Danny without missing a beat; nothing but my wedding ring on my finger and your name on my tongue.

Steve: 😳😳😳🤯🤯

Steve: You're not being fair, Daniel!

Steve: ...I'll be home soon. Stay naked and thinking of me.

[canihavesomethingofmyown]

Steve: what do you get when an inexorable force meets an immovable object?

Danny: our marriage.

[teruel-a-witch]

If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.

Danny Williams, probably.

[anastablack]

I feel like after this talk about lingerie, if Chin hadn't called, something like this would happen:

Steve: Let me... You know what?

Danny: what?

Steve: I can prove you are wrong

Danny: Oh, interesting. And how exactly?

Steve:

Danny:

Danny: Oh

Danny: Oh

[ncisrhapsody]

Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎

Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍

[ellena-asg]

bonus: Chin's reaction (aka Become a cop, they said. It's a serious job with serious people, they said)