#and suguru too ofc but i think he’d make it a point to always get u the classic flower + chocolates + plushie combo ..

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

what kind of flowers would satoru give u on valentines? how about suguru?

ANON…. what a cute question 🥺🥺🥺🥺 this was soooooo fun to think about……. our baby boys and their gift giving ways………..

ultimately!!! i think satoru would go for flowers that remind him of you (or just your faves / something classic), while suguru would put a lot more thought into symbolism!! he’s a flower boy to me :33 buuut if we’re being more specific…..

my spontaneous thoughts (<- this is a lie i spent like half an hour choosing these) are as follows!! as you can tell i got carried away instantly <33

satoru’s picks:

(pink) roses the classic choice!! it’s what’s on sale, what everyone recommends, so he just goes for it. HOWEVER!! he doesn’t wanna be too basic so he goes for a nice pink instead of the classic red :33 might even go for yellow roses because i firmly believe he’d associate that colour with you. the sunshine of his silly little life !! if he finds out that yellow roses symbolize friendship he’s going back to pink though LMAOO he’ll apologize for friendzoning you too as if he doesn’t regularly call you his bestie …. silly man. i just know he’d get the biggest bouquet of these ever too <33 a whole delivery of roses that completely block your front door so you’re kinda… stuck. with him & his love. lucky you !!

sunflowers kinda goes back to the forementioned point but i just feel like satoru views you as his sun :((( so when he discovers a fresh field of sunflowers he’s like !!!! wow !!!!! wowowow !!!!!! and buys a whole bunch immediately. he’ll be carrying as many sunflowers as he physically can, cradled by his long ass arms, bringing them to you with a big smile on his face <333 they end up reminding you more of him than anything because he’s just beaming when he gives them to you …. sunny sunshine man ,…… and that makes you love them so much more . you never tell him the reason why you suddenly adore sunflowers so much because that would be embarrassing + inflate his ego he would cry a little bit

lillies SENTIMENTAL SATORU HAS JOINED THE CHAT i just think he’s sort of drawn to lillies!! :< like i don’t necessarily think he’d be interested in the symbolism, lillies being associated with purity and whatnot — i think he’s just kind of mesmerized by them. their petals are silky and they smell so sweet and somehow he feels a little sappy to be carrying a bouquet of them around. nostalgic maybe; a little soft. like he’s your husband. even if you aren’t even close to that stage yet… (lillies can also symbolize commitment, which… yk). i just think it makes him feel oddly vulnerable LMAO he’s a loser. gives them to you with a soft smile and a kiss to your forehead <333 he thinks they look right at home in your arms.

suguru’s picks:

roses can’t go wrong with a classic!!! this is his spontaneous choice. the symbolism is obvious, and i think he just. likes the idea of being a rose guy yk… 😭😭 the kinda guy who gives you roses for every single special date !! makes sure there’s always a fresh bouquet waiting for you :33 personally i think he’s a basic bitch but he will continue to buy roses for you unless you tell him otherwise like he’s Very adamant abt it. true love!!! they symbolize true love!!! what else could he give to you? what else is there to say? he wants you to feel loved and special and when he can’t verbalize his love properly he knows the roses in his arms will do the talking for him <333 i think that in the beginning of your relationship your apartment is constantly smelling of roses because of this.. after a while he starts to chill out a bit and gives you other flowers, but you’ll never quite be rid of that floral scent.

camellias this is where he starts to get more creative. maybe satoru calls him basic or boring for always buying roses and suguru huffs and tells him to shut up but it still ends up bugging him LMAO… so !! he does his flower research <333 i firmly believe he would buy a whole book on flower symbolism JUST so he could pick out the most fitting bouquets for you.. he won’t tell you what they mean, though. just gives you a very fond, secretive look when you ask <333 (if you ever figure it out and he gets to see your cute blushing face, then that’s just a nice little bonus.) but yes!!!! camellias!!! a symbol of love and passion and inner strenght. i think he gives them to you with a sentiment of you being his inner strenght…. the reason he’s made it this far. camellias are also said to represent eternal love / everlasting devotion, because the calyx and the petals of a camellia always fall together… and i just think he’s weak for that. he’s like. that’s Us baby <33 but he doesn’t actually say it because that would ruin the subtlety of it all yk?? silly pretentious man…

forget-me-nots he’s a sentimentalist <333 i think i just associate him a lot with forget-me-nots bUT it feels very suguru to give you the most blatantly symbolic flowers he can find :’3 he’d give them to you in a small bouquet, but brimming with sooo many feelings and thoughts. the most obvious one is ”don’t forget me,” but i think he’d see it more as a symbol of trust and gratitude. and his own promise to never let you slip from his fingers or take you for granted :(( forget-me-nots symbolize both true love & devotion and i think that’s all suguru really wants to convey to you!! he’s in love, he’s devoted, you’ve burrowed your way so far into his life that he knows he’ll never be able to forget you. and he wants you to know. probably makes it a habit to get you these for every truly special occasion because he never wants you to forget how loyal he is to you. sap

[satoruhour]

🪻 fellow gojowives please don’t kill me but now that copium’s waning from my senses, I have a hard time believing he’ll come back..and I literally hate to say this and I WISH I’ll be proven wrong in the next chapters😭.

But yeah, based on the new translations he seemed pretty much fulfilled and content with all he did in the fight. Also like..I know many are clutching onto the theory that his head is still there= he’s still alive, but I feel like we’d all be severely underestimating sukuna and his 1000+ years of experience by assuming he’d be hoodwinked like that (and I knowwww it’s copium for a lot of people, but still😭)

As much as I think the writing was jarring, it was gutting to read him talk about his loneliness as the strongest (and how it ultimately felt dehumanising) in the chapter. Him going back to his youth in his final moments was so heartbreaking but also so sweet. Surrounded by his loved ones and back to the best time of his life is possibly the best way he could be proven wrong about his own theory🥹 (that sorcerers are all alone when they die)

I still want him to survive somehow because ofc he’s my favourite (and the north-south + lotus theory is still there) but yeah..I’m probably just making peace and coming to terms with the truth. Gege did this abrupt and dissatisfying death thingy to Yuki too, so I don’t hold much hope anymore

aw hyacinth anon ty for giving ur thoughts i agree with you as well!!! what you mentioned also is correct, about the writing being a little out of the blue and stuff it really felt really heartwarming to see him back with his suguru and the friends he had during high school!

that point about underestimating sukuna too, i think we arent underestimating him but rather we maybe we’ve seen so much of him but more of his deviousness rather than fights (there was fights against jogo, angel, and other characters but bc they were easy people to overpower rather? gojo was the first person to properly match up against gojo and we have seen gojo fight more than sukuna does (not to mention how sorcery in the heian might be different) so naturally we are more drawn to gojo’s depiction of sorcery in this modern age where we have also seen him teaching yuji and in turn teaching us also

im ultimately torn between wanting gojo to finally rest after fighting so hard and holding his own against a 1000 year old curse ..... but also wanting him to come back to life after all that because he still has to see the potential his students have and their improvements !!! it’s more of a personal level (well for me at least), with wanting him to come back.

i have come to peace with the truth too (and i get over things fast) but there will always be a tinge in the heart when i think about gojo’s lifeless face and how he looked so tired bc he really doesnt get any rest, but also happy bc hes finally together with his friends. but we’ll see! and that point about yuki! yes it was so wasted imo, for her to have such a badass technique and then kill her off so suddenly ....

[randomcrackhc]

Haikyuu Characters That Can Cook/Bake

SPOILER WARNING!!!!

(Just my opinions, only Osamu’s is supported by actual canon lmao)

Osamu

- But ofc, first on our list is Osamu

- He literally owns a restaurant??

- His favourite food is food??

- He could probably cook a meal in his sleep and it’d be the best thing I’ve ever eaten

Specialty: onigiri (duh)

Akaashi

- Hell yeah this dude can cook

- Probably doesn’t cook everyday or something but I think he can make most basic foods and if he has a recipe he can probably make that too

- I can see him making his own bento boxes on some days and bringing extra for Bokuto (with a cute drawing in the rice and the octopus sausages)

Specialty: Character bento (imagine a rice ball shaped to look like Bokuto)

Suga

- Like Akaashi, don’t think he’s a pro chef by any means but has probably made food for the team

- Probably also bakes although not that rarely

- EVERYTHING HE COOKS IS SPICY

- I mean he likes super spicy mapo tofu and pretty sure it’s just a commonly accepted headcanon at this point

- I can totally imagine really domestic fluff with Suga making a nice dinner and Daichi literally dying over how spicy it is

Specialty: Any spicy food but especially mapo tofu and spicy miso ramen

- And with that

Daichi

- Don’t think he cooks that often, probably enjoys it to a certain extent

- I think he likes doing household chores sometimes, since it’s therapeutic for him, but not necessarily a hobby

- 100% can see him volunteering to cook for Suga because he can’t handle the spice, even if the food itself is delicious

Specialty: Sukiyaki

Ushijima

- I honestly had a hard time deciding whether or not Ushijima can cook to be honest (and not just because he’s my favourite)

- Like Daichi I just feel like he can do most household chores

- I can see him being able to cook a lot of traditional Japanese meals (but idk if he’d do it well or not?)

- THIS MAN BAKES

- He’s into farming, probably into wheat, wheat makes flour, this man can bake

- It probably plays really well with his strengths

- It may seem tame but you really need muscles for a lot of things, especially if you don’t have a stand mixer

- Baking also requires following the recipe pretty closely, whereas cooking can vary a lot more based on individual taste and so forth

- Ushijima seems like he’d be really good if he has detailed and precise instructions

- Also it’s extremely hands on and honestly I really love the imagery of Ushijima making baked goods for all of the members and they’re so surprised because like who wouldn’t want pastries??

Specialty: Bread (especially milk bread which he definitely uses to try to bribe Oikawa)

Kita

- This sweet boy definitely learned how to cook from his grandmother

- Like Ushijima, I imagine his specialty would be traditional Japanese dishes, especially dishes that can be shared amongst a family

- The type of person who’ll spend a whole day making mochi for the team when they go on away games

- It hypes the boys up so much and also manages to keep Osamu and Atsumu quiet for a little while before they’re on the last piece and fight over it (oh well the peace was nice while it lasted)

- DEFINITELY makes soup and a little care package for each member of the team

- Also he’s a rice farmer so of course he knows how to cook rice, spent an entire week trying out different rice and soil combinations to find the best types to grow

Specialty: Mochi 

Kuroo

- Everyone knows that he’s a chemistry nerd, and you know what’s just a lot of chemistry? BAKING

- You know what Kuroo’s good at?

- Not baking this man cannot bake for the life of him (he definitely tried though)

- He’s actually pretty terrible at baking and most cooking to be honest (he just usually gets distracted by something or his hand just slips somehow)

- However, he is surprisingly good at making soups and porridges

- It started because Kenma got sick and was home alone, so being the good friend he is he decided to try making okayu (rice porridge) to bring over to him

- Simple enough, right? It was actually pretty terrible the first time because he literally just dumped rice in water (not even hot water at that) and called it a day

- But after that failure he actually became determined to at least make something edible so he spent the entire weekend searching up different recipes and experimenting with different things

- And now he can make basically any water based dish and gets sort of excited when Kenma’s sick since it gives him a chance to ~flex his cooking prowess~

- He will definitely mention it as a way to taunt Suguru and has gotten into fights with Yaku over who is the better cook

- Everyone thinks he’s good since he has all of these random cooking facts memorized and always talks about the Maillard reaction, but he’s pretty hopeless

*commencing segue to the next bit

Specialty: miso soup (usually eaten with grilled mackerel for breakfast, which is his favourite food)

Yaku

- I get the feeling that his rage would transfer over to grilling food very easily

- Like imagine Yaku glaring at Lev with flames in his eyes as he pulls out a pair of tongs like they’re a knife

- The team has get togethers every few months and usually have a beach barbecue day during the summer

- And of course as the team mom and one of the only people on the team who can be trusted to handle an open flame, Yaku’s on grilling duty

- Is actually very good at keeping an eye on both the meat and the team, can both give a lecture and flip patties at the same time

- He’s pretty sure he’s a better cook than Kuroo since steak is harder to get right than soup

- For his birthday Kuroo got him an apron

- This apron to be exact

Specialty: Yakiniku (grilled beef)

[babyybitchhh]

My thoughts on all the Shonen Jump announcements, potential spoilers:

One Piece movie Red is sure to be a real treat given all the obvious musical influences, Robin’s outfit is my favorite aesthetically but Brook is stealing the show for me. The pigtails, the clothes, the thought of him rapping. I’m here for the whole package tbh. 10/10 I saw someone asking if Usopp dressing like Gene Simmons means his tongue is as long as his nose and I said, sir … 😏 say less

Hori saying the series will end in a year, “if everything goes smooth” … I do have my doubts about that statement, ofc, but either way he’d better figure out how he’s going to bring Rody in during that time 👏😤

Oh, and Bakugou is absolutely going to fuck Ochako. I wasn’t convinced until now but I absolutely believe it. I’m leaning towards the idea that Deku might end up with Hatsume, if anyone, but that is neither here nor there

I don’t really understand why they’re handling Dr Stones adaption this way and it’s a little frustrating, I can’t believe I have to wait until 2023 to see the island arc animated? At the rate they’re going it’ll be 2026 by the time Luna finally shows up, I hate it here 😔

Rurouni Kenshin getting a new anime was the very last thing I expected, it should be interesting when we get more details about what it will cover

On the flip side the rumor that Bastard!! would be getting a new anime but there was no confirmation … I cry. I admit I was tentatively hopeful about it 🤡

Dragon Ball Super’s movie … I don’t like it one bit. The CGI itself isn’t necessarily bad, I guess, but it still looks so wrong. I’ll admit the shot of Vegeta swiping his nose was nice, but that’s not enough to make me accept this CGI bullshit. Tbh DB definitely reaches a point where it’s animation gets too updated and it looses a good chunk of its charm imo but this just really takes the cake, I tell you what

Jigokuraku’s trailer was pretty damn satisfying, I am looking forward to this one. I read a good chunk of the manga when it’s adaption was first announced and I’ve just been twiddling my thumbs ever since, so I’m just glad we finally got something lol

Spy x Family’s trailer was likewise promising, I never checked this one out but I might do it now. It certainly looks fun, and the little girl is super cute. Yes, I will be self inserting, look away ✋😭

JJK’s trailer was a blur for me that consisted entirely of Suguru and nothing but Suguru, and I’m just glad he’s finally getting treated properly. He’s so pretty??? The stark difference between movie Suguru and tv anime Suguru is night and day, idk why they did him like that, and no, I don’t think the brain worms are to blame in this case. Mappa just wanted to stroke Gojo’s cock too much to care about anyone else and it really shows. 😒

Finally, finding out how much control Kubo was given over the final Bleach arc is VERY promising imo. I just hope the animation quality stays somewhat consistent with what we saw in the trailer because one of the old anime’s biggest flaws was it’s obvious lack of a budget. Yes, it looked good at times but by and large it was always fighting for its life, which I think played a large part in its cancellation. And yes, I’m going to finish watching it before the last season airs 🙄 That long ass filler arc right after the Soul Society shit killed all of my interest, unfortunately, but I WILL complete it.

[inaflashimagine]

nooooooooo.... clearly we talked too much abt mahito, he curses everything he touches ☠️

ty!! congrats on finishing yours as well!

THE KFC REFERENCE IM DEAD since they’re purebloods, i bet they’re both convinced kfc is the pinnacle of muggle cuisine aslcjfjsmdksn and poor nanami walks by at the worst possible moment bc then they try to get him to settle their debate bc he’s muggleborn so he MUST know that gojo/geto (depending on who’s speaking) is wrong 😤 meanwhile, nanami is dying as he would never set foot in a kfc and how DARE THEY

gojo: ANYWAY nanami, i was just telling suguru here that the best menu option is—

geto, who probably exclusively orders off of the secret menu bc it’s Cool: their poutine obviously

gojo: THEIR CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE

nanami:

nanami: neither of those have chicken in it

gojo: lol who goes to kfc for their chicken

geto: what he said

geto: you sure you’re a foodie? i can’t believe you don’t know this

gojo: bet he’s not even muggleborn lmao

gojo: fake muggle who’s never been to kfc LOL

sources today say that that was how geto and gojo became the new slytherin and gryffindor house ghosts 😔

i honestly saw him as slytherin too! mahito being there is part of it, but i think while he could feasibly fit in the other houses just fine, i see junpei as a case of being put into slytherin bc the house has qualities he values. like, i feel like he looks up to ppl who are ambitious (cough cough mahito) bc he’s never been particularly driven and he desperately wants smth to be passionate abt (besides movies) 🤔 also, i think his desire for control over his life seems v slytherin to me 👀 but that’s just my interpretation of his character!

omg that’s so good!! mahito being like ‘ahahahaha oops i forgot my bag in the transfiguration classroom i should go back and get it silly me 🤪’ and junpei like ‘um...... you have your bag right there, mahito-san’ but dude’s not listening, he’s already skipping & humming in the direction where reader and nanami are lmao, probably going extra slow too to see what they do w the extra time jfjdjsjjs he’s just toying w them at this point 😂 BUT GOD I LOVE HOW YOU INCORPORATED THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT 🥴 the castle rly went, i gotchu fam, since your friends suck at matchmaking 👌👌 i was thinking what excuse/apology reader would make and i think they’d be a combination of relieved, elated, and flustered & YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! time for a Ravenclaw Brain Fart

reader, blurting out the first thing in their head bc wow they are so close to each other and wtf has nanami always been this broad????: well, we don’t have spacesuits, we’d asphyxiate

reader, as it slowly sinks in that they made a lame joke in front of their crush: ob.....vi..ous....ly....

nanami:

idk he’d either look in the camera the room of requirement has suddenly conjured for this moment or he’d be secretly amused

mahito as the tonks of the jjk cast, except he’s just super obnoxious abt his transformations and the stuff he turns into are only entertaining to him lmaooooo

i originally had a higher percentage but i didn’t want to curse our fellow future ravenclaws a life of Pain and Disappointment (yes, the disappointment will be yourself, sorry guys) 🤧 YES I AGREE!! 💙🤍 blue is my fav color, so i’m v happy with their color scheme! ☺️

i mean, if jjk managed to sneak one in, we can do it for the hp au too 😤 minus the tragedy ofc, but you never know, mahito might show up with a speedo ☠️ also, nanami wants to retire by the beach so yknow, we gotta Do It For Him it’s what he deserves!!!!!

damn, gojo going for the jugular 😂😂 but oh god, nanami thinking about it later, the way a curious (totally just a) friend would be, and the only guy he can think of is mahito LMFAO. normally he wouldn’t make a guess so far off like that, but he’s spending a lot of time with yuji and during their breaks, he’s always talking abt the latest manga he’s reading and how the tsundere (whatever that is) heroine should just admit that she doesn’t actually hate the male protagonist, but actually loves him and—

well.

mahito’s the only guy reader rly talks about so... (nanami pls suspect literally anyone else—haibara, gojo, EVEN SHOKO—you’re gonna embarrass yourself my guy)

HAIBARA KDDJJSAKSK

worst part is he was trying to look for nanami and reader (separately) to force them to dance together but in the end, he just ended up interrupting 😭

i thought the same! ever since you’ve been leaning toward hufflepuff!nanami, i was thinking the whole head boy + head girl situation would be a good substitute! 👍 oh and slightly off topic.... i know we have the kyoto students also in hogwarts, but todo would fit right in w durmstrang wouldn’t he 😂

oh you already know, nanami would be the guy who’d side eye snape apologists (sorry snape fans) LOL in the jjk canon, i can see him reading it growing up since the books came out during his childhood and just absolutely loathing snape 😂 he’s like 17, at jujutsu tech, haibara’s..... y’know, and he finishes the last book like ‘they expect me to excuse his mistreatment of literal children bc he died in the name of someone he loved??’ make it make sense author-san 🤨 like, i bet he was one of the first ones to realize that jkr wasn’t worth shit too 🤭

oooooo yes 👀 i love that that would open up junpei’s eyes to mahito’s true nature! by that point, he might’ve already bonded a little w yuji and feels betrayed that mahito would do that to someone so nice 🤧 maybe the triwizard tournament arc could be where junpei actually joins the jujutsu tech group, where he belongs 😭

LMFAOOOO why is nanami watching over yuji as he’s bombarded by press reminds me of that lawyer & defendant meme

like i know it should be a touching moment but

interviewer: how do you plead? (to breaking the rules and putting his name in the goblet)

yuji: [looks at nanami]

nanami: [mouths “not guilty”]

yuji: hot milky

gojo would end the tournament in less than 30 seconds 😂 my first thought on a co-champion was yuta but idec anymore, gojo ruining dumbledore’s day by winning the tournament so quickly is so funny to me

bro......... stop touching my ravenclaw heart like this 🤧 since they’re potions seatmates you already know they’d be shit talking snape together alsjdjsjajadh and it’s so sweet to include reader in the roast session even if they couldn’t physically be there 🥺 also, they’re study buddies and he’s familiar w their habits, so his little comments would be strategically placed in certain spots/topics where he knows reader would start losing focus AAAAAAAAA GET YOU A MAN LIKE NANAMI GOD IM SO SOFT FOR HIM

why are we on the same wavelength lmfaoooo i was gonna say nanami would give gojo the stale bread too 😂 and when he takes a bite and nearly loses a tooth gojos like I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!1!1!1!1!! and nanami just deadpans i am the manager. but aw, haibara 🥺 it’s okay, he gets bread too! not as much as reader, but nanami’s a good friend, he wouldn’t do haibara dirty like that 😤 (reader may be book smart but sadly they don’t have v high emotional intelligence 😔)

lfjdjsjshdbsh that’s a huge honor, i would’ve screamed and returned back to it a day later bc id be so frustrated 🙈 in my case, i am staying up later than usual to reply back haha. it’s not as big of a deal as rewriting everything from scratch but while i do value my sleep a lot, this au gives me tons of serotonin as well 😌 and yes, fellow ravenclaw or ravenclaw anon works!! gotta show house pride 🤩

FELLOW RAVENCLAW💙 I'm sorry I'm late in responding, school was kinda hectic these past 2 days so it took me a while but know that this ask made me incredibly happy🥺

LMAOOO did we summon Mahito and his choatic evil energy?? Where's my patronus i know they only protect against dementors but she gotta do a better job of protecting me from Mahito he's just as bad afjdkls

(I'm gonna divide this into sections to make it easier to go through these when I start writing the drabbles hehe)

THE KFC...DATE?

THE KFC CONVERSATION IS SENDING ME. They would think muggle cuisine doesn't get better than KFC oh gosh.

"Neither of those have chicken in it." HAHAHA I don't blame Nanami for making those two the new Slytherin + Gryffindor house ghosts😌

Just for shits and giggles: Nanami is recounting this conversation with reader and reader says, "Wait, that chocolate chip cake and poutine sounds kinda delicious." Nanami, the foodie he is, is highkey judging reader and is questioning his friendship w/reader dfjkalsf.

But when reader visits Nanami during the summer and Nanami shows reader more parts of muggle life, he takes them to KFC on reader's last day (yes, he's willing to step foot in a KFC for reader) and buys them chocolate chip cake and poutine. And he buys chicken for the two of them bc fuck it, they're at a KFC it feels wrong not to get chicken. They actually have a really good time but as soon as reader returns home and talks about the 'KFC event' with Shoko, Shoko's like, "So you finally went on a date with him?" And reader immediately enters an endless spiral wondering if their time at KFC counted as a date or not.

(Years later, if/more like when reader ends up dating Nanami and asks him about this, he would refuse to consider their first date being at KFC pls Gojo and Geto would never let him live that down. Not to mention he thinks reader deserves the best muggle food not an 8 pc family fill up)

OH NANAMI YOU CLUELESS MAN (feat. Junpei and Mahito tidbits)

Oh I almost forgot to answer to the ravenclaw part lolol. LMAO we are our own worst critics but the color scheme is fire (blue is the nicest color among the four houses, no ifs, ands, or buts).

Yesss I totally agree with your interpretation of Junpei's character! I'll definitely make him Slytherin, then!

Mahito wishes he could be as cool as Tonks ajfkldsj. He would transform into the weirdest things. Idek what but they definitely would not be entertaining LOLL

And Mahito skipping and humming while reader is panicking omg YES. What a sadist🤧 he's like, "Might as well give them a ten-second start because they're gonna get caught anyway."

LMAO that castle is the ultimate matchmaker it's absolutely sick of seeing the mutual pining, it's like that "now kith" meme.

Ravenclaw brain fart ajfdklsfjadsfl I've def had my fair share of those. I feel like Nanami would certainly be secretly amused and try to hide a tiny smile as soon as he hears the joke (he's thankful the closet is dark). But when he realizes reader is freaking out even more bc it’s been tensely silent, he tries to make a joke that's just as lame to the point that it's not even a joke and doesn't fully make sense ("We might not have spacesuits but we have magical wands"). That breaks the tension and Nanami realizes how much he likes hearing reader's laughter🥺 (I'm so soft for this man oh my)

YES you just gave me approval for a beach scene so I'm including it. Anything to erase the saddest beach scene that we read in deathly hallows (Dobby's death made me SO sad ugh). Mahito in a speedo would cause so much eye damage LOLL I must include it. (Reader staring at Mahito in disgust and Nanami thinks reader is trying to check him out NOOO Nanamin). But yes, Do It For Him it _is _what he deserves!! 

It’s summer once again (you can see how bad I want summer to come lolol), Gojo is throwing a bonfire party among friends near his family’s summer cottage (idek if this is a concept in HP but whatever jakldfs), and Nanami and reader somehow sneak out from the crowd and walk along the coast to talk about life, school, the future. Aka any excuse to just be alone and talk to one another. Nanami expresses his wish to retire by the beach and reader wishing they could immediately grant that for him. Poor mans just wants a normal life and he can't get it in jjk or hp afjkdlfjsd

hahah Gojo always goes for the jugular it's honestly a surprise reader is still alive by their 7th year. Gojo probably has a bet going on with Mei as to when reader and Nanami will start dating (so many chocolate frogs are riding on this, Satoru has to push those two to admit their feelings for one another before graduation or Mei is suddenly gonna be quite rich LOL)

LMAOOO Nanami would think reader’s crushing on Mahito pls. (Even after learning what reader smelled in Amortentia, Nanami would leap so many hurdles to make those scents connect to Mahito LOL). Probably asks Yuji if he can borrow that manga to analyze the heroine’s actions and confirm his beliefs. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if reader once tried doing that “So I have a friend who likes someone...” convo with Nanami in order to gauge his reaction/see if _he _has anyone he’s crushing on. Nanami would be smart enough to understand that the ‘friend’ = reader, but would also be oblivious enough to think reader is crushing on Mahito, so Nanami (reluctantly) gives good advice on how to confess their feelings for Mahito. And reader is like WHAT but they also don’t want to fully correct Nanami because that would mean confessing their feelings for Nanami. So reader just has another Ravenclaw brain fart and probably says they’re crushing on Geto or Gojo and poor Nanami is so confused and slightly jealous lol I live for the slow burn. Meanwhile, Gojo or Geto find out about this and are having a field day with it and intentionally flirt with reader in front of Nanami just to stoke the flames LOLLL

HAIBARA LMAOOOO. The poor guy is trying to help them but does the opposite I LOVE IT. This is why the castle/room of requirement is a better wingman😌

TRIWIZARD AND OTHER POTENTIAL SCENES 

Todo is actually perfect for Durmstrang OMG that’s happening thank you. I also feel like Sukuna and Toji give me Durmstrang vibes as well (I believe I’m just fitting all the super buff guys into Durmstrang I’m cackling)

Yes I love this hc that Nanami read the HP books in the jjk verse and questioned so many things (especially after Haibara’s *****  🤧). LMAOOO Nanami would be the first to realize that jkr isn’t worth shit and this is one of many reasons why I am so so soft for this man.

Junpei joining the jujutsu tech group during triwizard tournament arc is exactly what I was thinking of doing!! The boy deserves a happy ending haha Akutami who’s laughing now

The lawyer and defendant meme LMAOOOO that’s freaking perfect omg I wheezed so hard thank you. Now the idea of Yuji saying “hot milky” and Nanami’s pained expression is something I can’t stop thinking about hahaha

OOH Yuta as the champion is an idea!! Since the tournament only allowed 17+ y.o. I was considering making reader’s class the ones eligible to participate (so Yuta would be younger). But also considering how the manga is going rn I want happy Yuta + Yuji moments LOL. However, Gojo ruining the tournament and_ _Dumbledore’s day is hilarious (yet another case of Dumbledore "calmly” mentioning a student’s name/Gojo’s name haha).

YES Nanami knowing exactly where and how to write the comments is making me clutch my heart UGH HE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD I CANT. I’d do anything to listen Nanami shit-talk a prof PLS. And you know how he says “Work is shit”? I need him to say “Hogwarts is shit” HE WOULD NOT HOLD BACK FDJKLSDJ (bc if we’re gonna be honest, the wizard world is so outdated. idk what time period I’m gonna set the drabbles in but if it’s in the 2000s I just know Nanami would hate using a quill instead of a pen, or the fact that he can’t use other muggle technologies at the school LOL. Initially learning how to adapt to the wizard world is a lot of effort for him rip.)

Speaking of muggle technology, this just popped into my head but when reader visits Nanami during the summer, Nanami teaches them how a cell phone works jaskflfdjl (reader learned about it during muggle studies but actually using it is a different story). Reader becomes addicted to some gaming app (not me thinking about Pokemon Go or Candy Crush lol) and Nanami literally has to pry the phone out of their hands. Idk I just find this amusing and reader prefers the front-facing camera to the wizard’s moving pictures and takes a bunch of selfies (and some pics with Nanami) on his phone and he definitely doesn’t keep them and look at them from time to time especially when he’s missing her during the summer what no what are you talking about

“I am the manager” HELL YES NANAMI ugh such a power move kick him out, too!! Oh yeah he’ll definitely give Haibara free bread and it won’t be stale either lolol. 

I love how we were on the same wavelength you make my brain wrinkle so much as I read these asks I’m forever indebted to you

Ahh I hope you got sleep though (you know Nanami would want you to get those 8 hours)!! Thanks once again for sharing such lovely thoughts, hope you have a good day or night, fellow Ravenclaw🥺

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SaShiSu anon here!

Deep down I think I already knew that you would choose suguru but I wanted to ask anyway, because you always give interesting answers lol

I honestly don't know who I would choose, it's just as you say, the three of them would be very good partners!  

I am very fond of Satoru but realistically I don't know if I could keep up with him lol, he’s a very active and social person, I don't know if my poor social battery could handle keeping up with him. I wouldn't mind watching digimon with him, because I love digimon, I've seen every season at least 2 times, I've played the games and the tcg and I'm basically a walking encyclopedia of digimon.

I wouldn't mind going with him to pastry shops to try new things, because going to pastry shops is a hobby of mine anyway. Satoru looks like the type of person who likes to tease his friends and his partner just for fun and honestly it would be hypocritical of me to criticize him for that because I'm the same. u.u

I love Shoko, I would do anything for her, cooking, cleaning, cuddles, I would give her everything she asked for and more! my poor baby works too much and she is always tired :(  Shoko deserves a lot of love and cuddles! i don't drink or smoke, but if that girl sent me to the store at 2:00 a.m. to buy her a beer, I would do it!

Lastly we have suguru, my love languages are acts of service and quality time. Which I feel fits well with him. For me it would be strange if someone was so attentive to me because that's normally my role in relationships so I would feel lost. I wouldn't mind him judging what I read... because every time he does it, I would make a power point presentation with 50+ slides debating all his points (being a digimon fan is hard work D: )

AAA SASHISU ANON!!! that’s so sweet, i’m happy u enjoy my rambly answers :’3

AND YES I GET U IT’S SOOO HARD TO PICK JUST ONE…. 😔😔 they’re all so lovely and charming……. poly sashisu x reader is the answer always <33 i think a relationship with all three of them would be so sweet and fun !!!

BUT YES YOU’RE SO REAL my social battery is so low it’s kinda embarrassing lmao but i feel like satoru would be very good at knowing his partner’s limits yk… just whisks you away when he can tell you’re getting tired <33 and i also think he would get so smug if your social battery never ran out around him LMAO like he would thrive off being your safe space…. 🥺🥺hhh i adore him. AND HELLOOO FELLOW DIGIMON FAN i was a pkmn kid through and through but i grew up watching all digimon seasons too :33

SO REAL ON SHOKO TOO I WOULD MAKE HER TEA AND COFFEE EVERY SINGLE DAY she could throw a bone and tell me to fetch it like a dog and i would simply Listen <333 she could manipulate me. she wouldn’t do it but she could. but ohhh anon i really do think shoko would benefit sm from having an acts of service s/o !! :( she deserves to be pampered!!

AND OFC SUGUU acts of service and quality time are 100% good fits for him….. AND i think a relationship with someone who’s kind of similar would be good for him!! :’3 two acts of service babies taking care of each other … he would be so attentive all the time and you would be attentive right back!! tbh i understand you anon i think i would be a bit uncomfortable around sugu if he was Too attentive even if i would probably really love it deep down 😭😭 but he’d be so patient !!! aaaa he’s just so perfect…

TYSM FOR INDULGING ME WITH THIS DISCUSSION ANONNN i love these three with my entire soul T_T…. they could fix us