#🪻 anon

[schizoid-culture-is]

SzPD culture is having a stressful situation happen but immediately getting over it once it's resolved (or not even resolved you just figure out what you're going to do about it) to the point where it's actually funny to you, telling someone about it cause it's humorous, and they get all horrified and pull the whole 'oh I'm so sorry! That's awful!' shtick

And it's like

This was supposed to be funny? And it didn't even happen to you? Why are you upset, this was supposed to be entertaining

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[satoruhour]

🪻ugh your drabble about sore reader reminded of this one hc I think of so much that it’s embarrassing. Imagine gojo getting on sorcerer!reader’s nerves to the point that she and utahime almost have an anti-gojo hate club, and one time while bantering with him she jokes about his size or how he’s so self centred he probably can’t even make a woman cum.

Satoru only says “wanna see what I’m all about?” and safe to say she gets dicked down like there’s no tomorrow. Throughout the night he also makes fun of her for being all talk in the beginning but cumming so easily, makes her beg for it, will never let her live it down. Next day Utahime’s real pissed she lost her club’s vice chairperson.

My kitty isn’t even purring atp she’s meowing loud and crystal clear. Satoru who’s smug and a big tease in bed is so unbelievably sexy to me

a/n: discussions of incompetent dick game LMAO, oral f! receiving, fingering, p -> v sex, unprotected sex, creampies, multiple rounds

OHHHH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY HYACINTH ANON sorry i took so long to get to this sobs. yes yesyes id like to think sorcerer was with them before but left the scene like nanami and never truly kept in touch with the students at tokyo high. id also like to think this happens before the actual series starts (ages 24 - 25) bc gojo might still be honing his technique and theres still that playful banter at that age. god and they have a school reunion and he does some annoying crap dude.... utahime is DEFINITELY debriefing with you after that whole thing. shes by your side the whole night recalling on the stupid shit gojo did as a hs kid, when he collapsed that mansion without putting up the veil. you had to calm her down LMFAO

but at the reunion there was alcohol and you both get hiiiiigh and all things get 18+ almost immediately, talking about how gojo def cant find the clit and he fingers women wrongly and cant make any use of his dick thats probs small 😭😭😭 which is like ... you also have an inkling that he might not be that small because he is .... 2 metres tall but ya never know with how cocky gojo is. and that inkling is gone instantly when u hear him talk cause his voice is so ANNOYING and dripping with cockiness. he also has that certain lilt in his voice that you realise he uses only with you, overly teasing and silky smooth and u hate how you notice that

gojo is fucked up as well, u know he doesnt hold his liqour well but hes sober enough to ask “wanna see what im all about?” and you especially hate how you look around to see where hime is at and when u just catch a glimpse of her heading into the bathroom, youre nodding slowly and you do nooooot know what youre getting urself into !

needless to say, gojo is already getting u so hot and bothered just from a simple kiss. he warped you two back to your apartment (bc he rather die than get found out by megs and tsumiki), which he has been to before !!!!! gods even the tension back then was so palpable but gojo was in a vulnerable place with geto and everything and didnt want to do anything that would hurt his heart more. you two make out for A WHILLLEEEE and if ure wondering if hes alr so good at kissing, what else is he good at ....?

youre proven wrong time and time again when gojo goes striaght for your clit, rubbing slow circles and he has u begging for more, more something just mere rubs. gojo has the gall to lick a stripe up your soaked panties and sucks a little at your clit and god he is LOVING the way all your previous insults about him fall short of your lips and doesnt have the same punch: “still doesnt prove your dick’s b-big—” gojo lips your panties to the side and eats you out. he eats. you. out. to prove a point but also he falls in love with your pussy, slobbering all over it and shit. “didnt tell my your pussy was so good, baby.” “cat got your tongue? do i live up to your standards?”

you realise hes cocky for a reason and that his tongue game is fucking insane. the same goes for his fingers, locking eyes when he first inserts his digits in and your moan is like heaven to gojo bc he likes nothing more than to prove people wrong. and this is the best way to do it !!!! “cum on my tongue, sweetness.” oh YOU DO !!! YOU DOOOOOO

and then you think gojos done with making his statement. nah. youre so fucked out just from oral and hes smirking down at you, bringing your hands to his crotch.

“what?”

“wan’ you to open my pants yourself.”

“so it’s small?”

gojo scoffs with a smile, he already finds himself addicted to you and your taste. “no. just curious to see your surprised face.”

it gets him off every time (even after dating. and cmon dont tell me you WONT be his gf or at least his fwb after this?) you react like that, mouth open and eyes never leaving his exposed cock that he could probably slam it inside.

wee woo and once he starts to fuck you ooohhhhhhggggghhh eveyrthing you say is INCOHERENT. you try to string words together, insults and name calling here and there but it’s always interrupted by moans and whines. “you’re so— mmhfuck— insanely anno— satoru!” its words and words but none of them make sense. youre drunk on his cock. he fucks you in every position imaginable and the first time he wants to pull out bc he isnt an asshole, you're trapping him between your legs and begging him to cum inside, inside, inside WOOOOWWW HE GOES INSANE.

“i’m on the pill, s-satoru! wan’ your cum inside, please, please—”

“you’re driving me fucking c—crazy. i will, i will.”

anyway yeah you guys go multiple rounds and youre rendered speechless at every turn, surprised at yourself that even when youre spent youre sinking down on his cock and riding him yourself right after you both came. everythings sticky and gross and gojos still sensitive but hes hooked on your pussy and lets you do whatever <33

the next morning u wake up caged in his arms and hes saying something annoying again. “wanna make this a regular thing?” and you attempt to reject him, pushing him away and getting up from your bed but youre sore everrywherreeee and he swoops in just as youre about to fall. “dick too good, huh?” you roll your eyes and just let yourself be pampered by him. you spend that next day just making out and being close to each other and u wonder what to tell utahime LMFOAAOAOA

you end up getting a few missed calls after gojo had sent a selfie of you both, blanket covering your naked bodies after doing the obvious and he just chucks ur phone to the side and continues to kiss you LMAOAOAOAO. oh sigh thats such a nice scenario maybe ill write it properly one day

hello hello!

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

oh okay cool! could I request yandere Toby x reader headcanons and aesthetic board?

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I HEART MAKING AESTHETIC BOARDS RAHHHHH AND I ALSO HEART YANDERES GUYS REQUEST MORE YANDERE FICS PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

credits to divider go to saradika-graphics! go follow them and support their work. Credits to Toby artwork go to Antlergrave! Go follow them and support their work

Thank you so much for requesting!!

Yandere!Toby x Reader General Hcs

With Toby, I feel like he is less of the stereotypical yandere

He isn't like Ayano Aishi, or Yuno Gasai, his obssession is more desperate if that makes sense

For example, the people listed above spend their time protecting their beloved or making sure nothing comes between them

Toby however, spends his time doting on you (or the idea of you), stealing things from you, sending yearning love notes, etc

He doesn't truly have a desire to hurt people when it comes to you, he more so just wants to keep you around him at all times and stare at you like an animal in a zoo

But if it came down to it, and he felt like he had no other option, he isn't above killing someone for you

Whilst stalking you, he will spend his time aimlessly following you around like a lovesick puppy, picking up any trash you may drop and cherishing it forever

He will sneak into your home while you sleep, crawling into your bed with you and being ever so careful to cuddle you in a way you won't wake up and notice him

Once he's able to convince himself that he should get up, he will go around your house, smelling your clothes, looking at what snacks you like the best, and making a mental note of what soaps you use so he can buy them and smell just like you

He will also steal some clothes every now and then, but he feels bad about taking something from you so he won't do it often

You will be scratching your head, wondering where on earth that one t-shirt went, and Toby will be silently giggling to himself outside your window while breathing in the scent on the shirt he stole

While he is unhealthily obsessed with you, he still has a sense of logic about him, so he won't try to force you into loving him

He will gradually make his way into your life, whether that be the cute shy guy at the library, the dorky guy at the coffee shop, the man that you saw playing with a stray dog, etc, he will be there

And he will find a way into your heart one way or another

If he actually scores a relationship with you, his obsessive antics don't stop, they only ramp up now that he can be more open with them

Constantly staring at you, almost never blinking because he doesn't want to miss a second of your beautiful face

Always stealing your clothes so he can smell like you and show off who he belongs to

Being so so clingy and so so jealous, almost always having his arms wrapped around you and his nose in your neck, begging for you to kiss him and rub his head all sweet like

All the while, he is staring down the person that dared be anything more than slightly friendly to you, making sure they know exactly what their fate will be if they continue

He won't isolate you per se, but he will try to make sure your eyes are always on him

If you go out, he will be there with you, never separating from your side

If you don't look at him for too long, he will get upset and move your face to face his, giving you a pathetic pout and watery eyes

The way he sees it, he is your plaything, you are the only reason he exists, and he will do everything for you

If you wanted to straight up beat him up, push him around and spit in his face, he'd take it all with a smile and beg for more

If you wanted to hold him and kiss his face, telling him what a pretty boy he is, he'd be on the brink of tears while asking you not to stop

He is yours is what i'm trying to say

His mind is yours, his body is yours, his very soul is yours

He is yours

[poppy-metal]

jordan wanting pets and you wanting them too but saying no because you’re both loud in bed and and you fuck a LOT you don’t want to traumatize the poor thing :((

jordans idea of compromise being that you come home one day and there’s a deaf black cat sniffing around and adjusting to your home.

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that cat is living its best life in blissful ignorance to the headboard constantly slamming into your bedroom wall and your cries asking for it harder.

[yanderestarangel]

do you support self ship?

On this profile we support self ship as hell! be happy guys draw your ocs and make long lores about them, be creative.

Just have fun, no one cares if you ship a certain character or change some of their characteristics to suit your narrative.

Be happy without fear of what people will think.

[keirawantstocry]

Aight poly mc prompt

After losing Purgatory 2 day 3, Pac and Etoiles get sent home

Fit, excited/relieved after he notices Pac is back, immediately assumes Tubbo is also back, but gets confused when he doesn't spot him.

Pac, very roughed up from the trip and very upset, has to break the news to him that Tubbo isn't coming back for at least a little while

(inspired by the "I love you man" priv messages Pac and Tubbo sent eachother when the Squirrels and Pandas got eliminated, if that gives you more ideas)

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hiiii

“Pac!” Fit’s heart felt like it was being torn in two as Pac appeared at spawn and they locked eyes. He hated sappy shit, he had never ever thought he had been worthy of that kind of sappy love. He had never thought he would find anyone who was perfect and lovely who would give him that sappy kind of love, but there was Pac. There was Pac. 

He smiled. He was bloody and war torn from the fields of Purgatory. He had never been more beautiful. 

In a moment, Pac was in his arms. Curled into the strength of his grip. “Pac,” he breathed. “Pac, oh Pac.” He whispered it over and over again like a prayer as he held Pac as tight to his chest as he could. 

“You’re back.” 

“I’m back,” Pac breathed out against his skin. 

Finally after what felt like forever and no time at all, Fit let him go. “I’m so glad you’re back. It feels so much better to have our family all together like this.” 

Pac’s smile dropped. “But… we aren’t all together.” 

Fit froze. “What do you mean?” He glanced behind Pac. “Tubbo is…” But Tubbo wasn’t there. He was supposed to be right behind Pac. He always was. It was always supposed to be the three of them here together. His heart was being split in two once again but in pain. 

“Pac, where is Tubbo?” 

Pac’s eyes started to fill with tears. “He’s not coming back home yet, Fitch,” he said, voice breaking. 

Fit grabbed him again, gathered him up in his arms. “Okay, okay, it’s okay. I’ll hold you tight until he gets back okay? Then I’ll keep both of you safe forever.”

[c-sharpp]

Favorite mutuals?

-🪻anon

Oh! uhm..

I have a lot so I probably forgot some, but I definitely have to say... @ralphs-conch @kitfyy @bubblingcolaa @apath3t1c-pr1nc3 @agere-agender @roger-d0dger @stanleyvampire14 @senavin @that-fruitier-emo @thatdumbgoth

(I know I haven't really interacted with some of you, but I still like and appreciate you guys!)

[sillyrandomwriter]

The reason Adam sleeps with so many women. His bed feels empty. He literally is tossing and turning if there's no one beside him. He switches partners like clothes because he's afraid of commitment. But he just has to have someone in bed with him. Otherwise it feels lonely and cold. (Speaking from experience. After my mom got sick and needed to go into hospital, my dad was literally unable to sleep in their shared bed. For 6 months now, he's been sleeping on the couch)

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oh i can definitely see this happening. i can see him being really, very afraid of commitment due to what happened, until he met Lute and opened up to her about it. i feel like he really doesn’t sleep around with many women just for the fun, but because he’s afraid of commitment and needs someone in bed with him

[kaionyx]

hi sir i really really like ur blog and was wondering if i could be 🪻 anon? whenever i see ur posts i get all wet and needy and my head feels fuzzy and i feel sad you aren’t here to use me.

Aw cutie, getting sad that you cant be broken and ruined by my cock is adorable. Welcome to the anon family darling. <3

[d10nyx]

NYXXXX CAN YOU SHOW US HOW GILF! LEON WOULD LOOK

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE🥺🥺🥺🥺

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I POSTED HIM EARLIER CUTIE BUT HERE YOU GO <3

(gran)daddy

[hamatos-talk]

I'm sure you've.. tried.. but, have you ever considered making a hormonal suppressant.. like uh.. blocker? Certain birth controls help you skip human periods completely maybe there's something similar?

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I've tried... I made one that helped shorten it, but it had some.... Not so fun side effects. I've got to yokai doctors, but they have very few and they're for heats.....

[schizoid-culture-is]

SzPD culture is having people say they have problems, giving them permission to vent, and then feeling one of two ways:

1 - That's it? That's literally it? Why are you so upset that is absolutely not even an issue, wtf? Please get over yourself

2 - Oh, an actual problem... That you are not shutting up about. We literally just went over this. It's been 30 minutes. And you're not going to listen to my advice, ok then. Are we done here?

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[zayne-snowman]

(Mentions of blood and wounds, also death too. Just angst things yk. Can I be 🪻 anon?)

I’m stumbling through the hall of the hospital, ignoring everything because I’m dying, I know I am. This the place I transported myself after my fight with those Wanderers, because I thought I could handle it on my own, but I couldn’t. The wounds of the Wanderers left behind on my body are gaping and bleeding, and despite the agony, I need to see him one last time. If I have to die, I have to see him one last time. It’s all I want out of the universe at this point. I know there’s a likelihood that he might be in a surgery, but I don’t care. To be in a room where he so often resides in is enough for me to be content.

My vision is blurry as I limped down the vacant hall, having to be extra focused as I read the numbers on the offices I passed until I finally reached the one I needed. I can’t knock; my left arm hurts too much to raise it up and my right is pressed against one of the rather larger wounds I have to slow down the bleeding. I just pushed downward on the door handle and used what little strength I have to push my body against the door. It gives, and I stumbled into Zayne’s office. I can barely see but I know already this is his office as a sense of tranquility and safety started wrapping around me, the throbbing pain on my side starting to fade. I breathe in the air fresher he always had set on his cabinet he changed out every Wednesday like clockwork. I’m so out of it from the bloodloss, I don’t even notice he’s in the room.

I smiled weakly, and muttered, “I’m home, Zayne.”

My eyes rolled into the back of my head and my knees buckled, colliding against the floor.

It had been a normal day for Zayne. An operation, some check-ups, nothing out of the ordinary. He had sent a few text messages to her, which she hadn't answered, but that was pretty normal too, since she was always busy with work. In fact, she usually never answered them until she got home late at night.

He was going through some patient files, fingers dancing along the keyboard, pushing his glasses up every now and then, when he heard steps outside his office.

And then the door opened. With no more than a few words, she collapsed, bleeding.

He rushed to her side, immediately calling for help from his colleagues, pressing down on her wounds and using his Evol to try and stop the blood from spilling out, even if it was barely a quick fix.

No. Come on. I know you can survive this, don't give up. I know you can hear me. You're home. You did it. You can't give up now. It's going to be okay. They're coming to help. Can you hear them? You're going to be okay. Please, don't give up. I'm here. I'm here.

The medical staff rushed in, lifting her onto a stretcher to move her to the operating theater. He never left her side, shouting for them to get the blood bags ready for transfusion, his mind followed the usual surgical routine in an attempt to still itself.

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

oops I forgot to put in my request-

so I was wondering if you could write Toby x masc reader with arthritis? I've been recently diagnosed and the symptoms (especially fatigue) have been hitting HARD

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𝕆𝕙 𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 :( 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕤, 𝕟𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕠 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤, 𝕤𝕠 𝕚𝕗 𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕚𝕥!

ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠 𝕥𝕠 @𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕤-𝕟-𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!! 𝔾𝕠 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜!

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘!!

Toby x Masc!Reader with Arthritis

Toby, having a plethora of medical conditions himself, knows what it's like to get frustrated, have bad days, or even just the difficulties of living day to day in general

So when you are having bad days, he will help any way he can

He will give you massages when your joints are hurting

He will help you walk or even just bring you everything you need when your joints are too stiff to move

He will press a heat pad to the parts that are hurting the most

And he will be sure to be super careful around you whenever your joints are feeling particularly tender or swollen

If you take medication for it, then he will be sure to help remind you every time you need it

It's become a part of your morning routine together

You wake up, spend 30-ish minutes cuddling, just trying to get the sleep out of your eyes, then you get up, brush your teeth while Toby does his skin care for his wounds, and then take your medicines together

After that's all done, you get dressed and head to work

Since your arthritis can get in the way of your physical activity, you likely have a remote job in the manor

Something that would still utilize your skill, but something that you'd be able to do regardless of wether or not you're having a rough day

Whenever Toby gets home, he comes to your office and kisses you hello, asking if you're in any pain

If you aren't, he sits in your lap and places his face into the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses every now and then to your jaw while you finish up your work

If you are, he does everything he can to help, and then he stands behind your chair, carefully massaging your shoulders and kissing the top of your head while you finish your work

Once you are done, he carries you up to his bedroom for some impromptu snuggling

If you aren't in the mood for that, or if you are hurting too bad though, he will of course understand and instead go buy you some snacks so that you can just sit in each other's comfort

Loooooots of naps

Especially on off days you have together

Most of the day is spent napping

And even if he isn't napping, he will still sit/cuddle with you, kissing your nose and forehead every now and then

[poppy-metal]

https://www.tumblr.com/princesssmars/738374128604741632/happy-new-year-jordan-teaching-marie-how-to-use-a?source=share

how do we feel about this post because it’s all i’ve thought about ever since i saw it

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im gonna cream myself actually marie is such a baby switch. n she usually subs for jordan,,,, but she wants to try new things! and you're so cute :( just the kind of girl to bring out the dom in her. jordan loves it, can't wait to see it, their princess fucking a needy little pup like you.

"rub the tip in - just because its not real, doesn't mean you can't act like it is. that's all the fucking fun - don't overthink it, baby."

spreading your legs, biting your lips when marie shuffled forward n rubs the head of the silicone cock against your slick entrance - you whine and rock down, wanting it so bad, already wet and open from where jordan had tongued your little cunt.

"shes so.... she wants to suck me in-"

"mm. thats cause shes a fuckin slut and wants to get fucked. you gonna give her that, princess?" they're behind marie, chin hooked over her shoulder to watch where shes gently nudging you open with the strap. their hands come down to her waist, where the harness sits. "gonna fuck her how daddy fucks you? need to see that ass shake with how hard you give it to her."

[talons-mcyt-rqs]

✧ — ghostbur kin names and pronouns ; with themes of

[for: 🪻 anon]

! names

✧ alastor

✧ azure

✧ blake

✧ blue

✧ charon

✧ cyan

✧ danny

✧ hades

✧ onyx

✧ orpheus

✧ orion

✧ pluto

✧ spirit

✧ rey / ray

✧ rot

! pronouns

✧ he/him/himself

✧ they/them/themself

✧ ve/vem/vemself

✧ fae/faer/faerself

✧ ghost/ghosts/ghostself

✧ undead/undeads/undeadself

✧ spirit/spirits/spiritself

✧ spectral/spectrals/spectralself

✧ mist/mists/mistself

✧ soul/souls/soulself

✧ tombstone/tombstones/tombstoneself

╰ or: tomb/stone/tombstoneself

✧ sheep/sheeps/sheepself

✧ baa/baas/baaself

✧ bleat/bleats/bleatself

✧ 💤/💤self

✧ 🌀/🌀self

✧ 🔵/🔵self

✧ 💙/💙self

✧ 🚬/🚬self

✧ 🧨/🧨self

✧ 🪦/🪦self