#and thats not much better from going to spirit halloween and picking up a costume of a white person's approximation of a native american

[nekropsii]

A cosplayer I'm friends with on Instagram often vagueposts on his stories with complaints about other fans cosplaying Meenah or Damara on account of it being racist to do so. (None of the cosplayers in question had done any... questionable makeup choices of any sort, they just had the usual light gray body paint approximating canon. The friend in question is white himself, as am I.) Do you think there's a genuine issue with people cosplaying characters like those ones?

I'm genuinely curious on your insights; I came to your blog for this since I find your posts both about the alpha trolls and the racism especially with them, but also in Homestuck overall, to be very well written. If this feels too much like discourse to you, you're free to delete it. (You askbox rules made me a bit nervous ^^)

This is a loaded question, which I am getting the sense is... A controversial one, and I do not feel equipped to give a solid yes or no answer on this as someone who is not a cosplayer and doesn't really know anything about the scene.

However, I do have to ask... Why specifically Damara and Meenah? There's an infinite amount of characters who are white, even within Homestuck. Why specifically dress up as characters who are without a single doubt not white? That is tacky to me. This isn't even an anime situation where it doesn't really matter until people start pinning their eyes back, Meenah and Damara - Damara especially - are depicted in a way that is straight up racist, and also some of the few characters in the comic who are just straight up not white. Like, you have other options. Most of the characters in the comic are white. Why them?

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29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH 27

FINALLY FINISHED THIS!! So the monsters try really hard to figure out why they aren't monsters any more. Turns out they cant focus for five minutes without going off on a weird tangent about washing machines and butts. Papawise is gonna have to try to get these idiots to be productive. Good luck papa you’re gonna need it.

CH 27

Focusing is Hard

“Are we going to address this human problem now?”

Freddy and Drac sat on the couch already breaking into Chucky’s beer stash as Leech plopped herself onto Robert’s lap on the loveseat. the former clown brought a long arm around her and nuzzled his nose into her drying hair. “Mmm you smell just like me” he growled. “I wonder why” Leech giggled and kissed his jaw line. Freddy nearly gagged.

“*AHEM* SO is that a no on the problem solving then?” he asked the ex-nosferatu.

“Fred like either of us have any idea how this happened at all.”

“Well did you two do anything? I dunno like did you activate some curse or something? Maybe pissed off a witch?”

“What witch is powerful enough to turn Pennywise human? Let alone a whole town full of over powered evil.” Leech crossed her legs over the side of the chair getting comfy.

“I love it when you call me powerful.” Robert beamed with pride from having his ego stroked.

“Focus Bob” She scolded him.

As they discussed their options there was a clatter in the basement followed by a wheeze. Everyone froze solid looking at eachother and back down the hall. “Do we go investigate?” the nosferatu asked hesitantly.

“Isn’t that usually how humans get killed by us?” Freddy grumbled.

“Holy shit being on the other side of the horror movie sucks balls” Leech picked up a beer bottle in defence peering down the hall.

“I’ll go. You all would be such easy targets.” Robert rolled his eyes. His companions’ fears starting to annoy him.

“Like hell you are! We all know what happens when the prey splits up!” Leech grabbed his arm before he could march into any more danger.

“Lets just all go together then. Can’t be anything too terrible with everyone being turned human.” Freddy handed Dracula a broken piece of wood who glanced over at his roommate in confusion.

“We’re so going to die” the ex nosferatu groaned.

The former monsters approached the door leading to the basement where they could hear more panting and wheezing which seemed to get louder and louder. Leech hesitantly opened the door which made an extremely ominous creak causing the ex-vampire to grip her bottle tighter. They peered into the basement, everyone silently cursing Penny for making his house as equally scary as himself. Something wet and dark flopped out of the well gasping like a fish out of water. Robert felt both his arms get grabbed by Leech and Freddy at once while Drac clung to his roommate from behind. The weight of 3 grown adults clinging to his silk robe like baby sloths nearly pulled the former eldritch to the ground and he gave them all an angry scowl. “Really?!” he hissed. The wet thing began to stand it looked like a person, a very tired and pissed off person.

“I just walked for MILES through the freezing sewer, so you MORONS better tell me what the hell is going on right now or there will be consequences!” they said.

The man finally came into view. He looked quite different without the giant red nose.

“U-Uncle Penny?” Leech stuttered the man rung out the wet shirt he had clearly killed someone for as there was a large blood stain on the collar.

“This is what you look like as humans? Jesus Junior those pants tight enough?”

“Theyre Freddy’s…” Robert looked off to the side.

“Actually I think those are mine!” Leech pulled at his pants to inspect the pocket “Yeah theres the hole in the pocket!”

“Leechie why does Krueger have your pants?” If Robert still had fangs theyd be out.

“Oh calm down Fred and I swap clothes all the time.” she waved him off and rolled her eyes at his jealousy.

“Yeah Fangs does laundry at our place cause you won’t get a washer dryer”

“There’s a wash tub right over there!” Robert snarled at the former dream demon in annoyance. First it was wifi and microwaves now its modern washing machines! How is anyone going to be scared when they walk into the haunted house on Neibolt if theyre greeted with the scent of clean laundry and hot pockets.

“The 1800s were over a long ass time ago Bob!” Leech complained she had been trying to get him to change his mind on this for weeks now.

“I am trying to cultivate an atmosphere that generates fear! Dryer sheets and laundry detergent create the opposite effect Leech!”

“Sheesh Junior you take your interior decorating a bit too seriously.” his uncle rolled his eyes at his younger counterpart.

“Will all of you please drop the washer/dryer thing”

“IS THE CLOWN FINALLY GETTING A WASHING MACHINE?” came Tiffany’s voice from upstairs

“Look you’re in the minority here Robert, just let us get something basic.”

“Yeah Jingles, that way Fangs will stop leaving her pants at our place.” Freddy grumbled.

“Hey now I remember you saying you liked those pants and I let you borrow them!” Leech snapped.

“Yeah alright fine. Theyre good pants, I mean look at how great Jingles’ ass looks in them!” Freddy spun Robert around and slapped his ass howling in laughter at Robert’s enraged reaction.

“O să discutăm acum despre problema noastră?” ((will we talk about our problem now?)) Dracula asked. He had no idea what anyone was saying or why they were all humans all he knew was that he wanted to get back to being immortal as soon as possible.

“I dont speak French Dracula!” Uncle Penny grumbled.

“Oh my god how does that remotely even sound like French? Its fucking Romanian!” Leech snapped at him defending her extremely confused mentor.

“Whatever. Can all of you focus for just five minutes?! That’s all I’m asking for here. As soon as we figure out why the hell I can’t shape shift you can all go back to blabbering about eachother’s butts!” The older eldritch groaned in frustration.

“Ok but you have to agree theyre great pants though!”

“FIVE MINUTES KRUEGER!”

“Pff youre asking a lot, Freddy came over to do the same thing and within the first hour we all ended up being violently attacked by the cat and Robert lost a finger.” leech held up Robert’s injured hand.

“You lost a finger Junior? How do you fuck up this bad?”

“THATS WHAT I SAID!” Tiffany yelled once again from upstairs

“By the way, there a reason the dolls arent joining us in figuring this out?” Freddy asked Leech ignoring the enraged Uncle Penny’s complaints.

“A) I dont think they want to, and B) I’m pretty sure from the Rob Zombie music blasting from their room and the creaking bed springs theyre uh..busy..” Leech said.

“Gross” Robert snarled.

“JINGLES YOU’RE NOT MUCH BETTER!” Chucky shouted down.

“Unbelievable. You couldnt even do one minute of concentration! Were never getting back to normal jesus.” The elder eldritch tilted his head up at the ceiling growing tired of the other monsters constant distractions.

“Fine where do you suggest we start because we’re all out of ideas here.” Leech snapped.

“Did you even try having any ideas in the first place?”

The monsters opened their mouths to speak and immediately closed them. Ok so maybe they haven’t been the most proactive about this.

“Can we at least take this out of the basement then and get more beer before we start? I think I’m going to develop asthma from all the dust down here.” Leech began to walk back up the stairs to the kitchen. “You boys can either join me or stay down here in the dark. I’m out.” The other monsters shrugged and followed suit.

—————-

“Ok so we need to narrow down who is powerful enough to turn an entire town of powerful entities into humans.” Uncle Penny began drinking the beer Leech had got him from Chucky’s  nearly empty stash.

“I can think of no one.” the younger vampire said.

“You haven’t been with us very long Leechie.” Robert patted her on the head.

“Wait isnt today Halloween?” Freddy asked having a rare appiphany.

“Yeah so?” Uncle Penny took another long swig of the beer surpriesed that he liked it so much.

“Yeah doesnt that mean certian supernatural parties are stronger today?” Leech asked

“Oh fuck ive heard of this before. Did any of you break the rules of Halloween?” Freddy asked, he had seen something like this in another town once. People who broke tradition on Halloween that night had bad things happen to them.

“There’s rules to this holiday?” Robert raised an eyebrow and tried to drink Leech’s beer grimacing at the tast and shoving it back into her hands. Everyone turned to him and glared.

“What did you do Jingles”

“Why are you accusing me?”

“Bob what did you fucking do?”

—————-

“YOU STOLE HIS WHAT?”

“I thought he was a regular child!!” Robert snarled. He recalled a small boy in an orange scarecrow outfit in the haunted house that just was not scared of him. He tried everything eventually getting frustrated and snatching the boy’s candy bag and vanishing to go find his mate. He had no idea he had just stolen from Samhain, who for one night a year was the most powerful being in existance.

“Wait hold on you fucking stole the spirit of Halloween’s bag of candy after you couldnt scare him because your feelings were hurt!?” Leech had hopped out of his lap and pushed her hands through her hair.

“He had no fear and I couldnt just let him get away! All the candy bars had razors in them anyway..”

“Where’s the fucking bag now Robert??” She grabbed his robe in her fists.

“In my lair I was going to eat around the knives!”

“Jesus christ Junior you must have really pissed him off!”

“How do we fix this then just give him back the bag?” Freddy asked.

“That’s a start….” The ex vampire took a long drink from her beer.

“Where would we find the little brat though?” Uncle Penny asked.

“Probably where the celebrations are thickest. That’s where I’d go for a holiday about me.” Freddy added.

“Looks like were going to have to do a traditional human halloween then. Let’s get some costumes carve some pumpkins and get me another god damn drink.” Leech sighed, it was going to be a long difficult day.

—————-

“Ok so what im thinking is if the Cenobites are still throwing their big ass Halloween party then thats probably a good place to start since that thing is going to be huge. Which means if were going everyone is going to first need a costume.” Leech and the rest of the former monsters stood in the center of town finally making it out of the house.

“Yeah one, none of us were invited and two, theres going to be nothing left in the stores. Except the sexy stuff and there is no way im going as sexy thing that should never be made sexy…maybe Jingles will though that seems like his wardrobe of choice.” Freddy grumbled keeping a firm grasp on the poor overwhelmed Prince Vlad.

“Well sorry for being too tall to fit into your clothes which are made for small women” Robert sneered at the former dream demon. He was getting strange looks left and right for his overly tight pants/ pink bathrobe combo. Leech took note of it when a few girls stopped and stared while giggling amongst themselves. The ex vampire grabbed her mate’s arm glaring daggers at the women. Robert put two and two together and shot her an amused smile “Really?” he asked her. “We need to get you some real clothes” she grumbled.

“How are we getting into this party then if we weren’t invited?” Uncle Penny interrupted them. “We’re not exactly equipped for sneaking in and out of places anymore.”

“Crashing will be easy, its taking on an all powerful being as humans that will be extremely difficult.” Leech stated. she had crashed many a party in her teens when she used to deal pot to rich kids getting in wouldnt be a problem.  

“And what are we gonna do when we catch the twerp? Shake and yell?” the older eldritch asked.

“I have a feeling rattling his brains and screaming at him is probably a bad way to appease the god of Halloween to change us back” Freddy added.

“Well I’m not saying I’m sorry” Robert growled. There was no way he was going to beg some young pagan god to forgive him.

“You do realise as humans we can die now right? You better fucking say youre sorry Bob” his mate scolded him.

“Seriously Jingles what if were stuck like this for a whole year?” freddy added realizing the entire monster population depended on the proudest thing in existence to admit he fucked up. They were doomed.

“I do not beg.”

“Ha! That’s a load bullshit! I’ve heard it!” Leech laughed.

“Leech! that’s….thats different…” Robert hissed

“we’ve all heard it Jingles anyone with a drain has heard it at some point.”

The former clown looked off to the side and grumbled something unintelligble.

“All right look, we need to hurry up and get something for us to wear to this thing. I’ll take the clowns. Freddy you try to handle your roommate.”

“Good luck with that.” Uncle Penny said eyeing the frantic looking prince.

“Just call me when he eventually breaks something” Leech grabbed the eldritchs and made her way to the nearest store.

—————-

“Robert what the hell is that?” both Leech and “Uncle Bob” as he decided to call himself, stared at Robert Gray in confusion as he exited a near by restroom

“You said buy a costume.”

“Ok but I thought youd get another clown costume why the hell are you Spiderman?” his mate placed her fingers over her temples. Of course hed pick out something like this.

“I’m a giant spider trapped as a man I thought it was fitting.”

“Yeah but I’m going as a ring master and…..you know what never mind, fuck me for trying” leech groaned it was hard enough to control two eldritch horrors in a crowded Halloween store already, trying to coordinate anything was off the table at this point.

“I’m going as the devil!” Uncle Bob announced proudly pointing to his horns.

“Yeah Im pretty sure Phil is not going to be too excited about that.”

“Ah fuck Phil. He thinks hes hot shit with his whole goat yoga scheme right now. This is how a real lure is done!” the former clown gestured to the red and black suit he was wearing smugly.

“Did you…put paint…on your face?” Leech sniffed the air, it reeked of paint fumes.

“Yeah! Spray paint! It burns a little but man do I look good!”

“I think the fumes are going to your head old man” Robert folded his long arms over the spider logo on his chest.

“Jesus christ neither of you would survive a day as humans without my help.” Leech grumbled as the clowns began to argue once again. She ignored the inevitable chaos and got out her phone groaning loudly over the 6 missed calls from Freddy. No doubt they were about something Dracula had done. Robert yellped when Uncle Bob whacked him on the head with his plastic pitch fork. Leech debated taking a photo of them for later blackmail but decided she should probably find out what the hell happened to Freddy first. As she was about to call him back she doubled over in pain. Something just went wrong in her abdomen. Something she’d never thought she’d feel again.

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OH NOOOO what ever could it beee! Poor Leech she’s had to put up with so much today. Penny better try to make it up to her. 

[hgfstreamchats]

Halloween

Today thenightetc Hello! Me Evening, night human! Me And Soundwave! NoodlesAtNight [[Evening.]] Me Not you, Saw. This is not your party. thenightetc What's really surreal is getting this little window into what the internet looks like without four different adblock plugins. Scary. Me Strut-chilling. Me Of course. thenightetc Picture seems a little jerky. Or is it just me? NoodlesAtNight [[Done already? Pathetic.]] Me If he stabs her, it will be the second most disappointing thing to happen to her tonight.

thenightetc Ah, yes, the "dead, but like in a sexy way" shot opatoes Woojit! Me That's how I plan to die. Smokescreen! opatoes Is this a film about trick or treating Me ...Something like that. opatoes Cool! I've always wanted to go trick or treating. Free candy always sounded pretty awesome. thenightetc Did they just imply that kid did the stabbing? opatoes wait what stabbing thenightetc There was stabbing But he seemed to be adult-sized there? And she thought he was her boyfriend at first? Me Also twenty seconds of offscreen flesh fragging. opatoes That's not very in the halloween spirit ... I came just in time, huh? Me You did, you really did. opatoes Has he written any words? thenightetc Ah, can you turn the volume up a bit? Me That's about as high as I can get it. Is anyone else having trouble? opatoes This seems like a bad night to trick or treat thenightetc That's a bit better; thanks thenightetc (If I just do it on my end then it affects the little "boop!" when someone says something, too.) Me That boop complicates everything. opatoes ... Wait, wait, Woojit, you're streaming. Is it thursday already Me That it is! thenightetc It seems to be just naturally louder than the stream itself. opatoes what thenightetc With no way to turn it off! Thanks, rabbit. opatoes I think you can disable the boop in rabbit's notification settings! Click on your avatar at the bottom thenightetc Oh! I think that did it. Thanks! opatoes No problem, Night! thenightetc Yep, that definitely worked. opatoes 😀 thenightetc turns the volume up freely now opatoes she's not even wearing a halloween costume!! woojit this is the worst trick or treating documentary ever thenightetc Documentary? opatoes Isn't this a documentary about trick or treating thenightetc Oh gosh no. Me Of course it is. Very educational, too. opatoes See? Woojit has my back! Me I mean, there's a mask. Some jack o' lanterns. And you'll learn some lessons along the way. thenightetc Lessons about stabbing. opatoes It's just like Scary Godmother in that respect! ... What Woojit said, I mean, what stabbing? thenightetc ~Foreshadowing~. NoodlesAtNight [[Just a little seasonal carving.]] opatoes this is music to dab to thenightetc To stab to. opatoes No!!! Me He stopped that child from tripping. What a nice, helpful man. opatoes I know, right? He's a friend! Me A friend to you and me and especially whoever lives in that house. opatoes why does the friend driving him have a cage attached to him thenightetc It's a police car. Me It's a Friend Cage. opatoes Oh! A friend cage. Got it. Woojit that's you Me It's no such thing. If I were a human, I would never wear a brown suit. opatoes All doctors are you now Aww, a nap in a grass field sounds nice. Me They sure do look like highschoolers. opatoes Really? None of them even have dyed hair. Or a cell phone NoodlesAtNight [[He has good hearing.]] opatoes That's you, Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight [[How dare you. He has a much better face.]] opatoes ... You do? NoodlesAtNight [[...His visor? It's more stylish than whatever that fleshling is wearing.]] opatoes I GUESS. But only 'cause you could project any face onto your visor NoodlesAtNight [[Indeed.]] Me That's usual. opatoes Like- you'd definitely be more handsome if you, like, projected your visor on your visor. NoodlesAtNight [[How fortunate for Knock Out that he has no interest in taking the attractiveness throne, then.]] opatoes You'd have to beat me first, too. opatoes Here we go! Finally! Me I like her picture of James Ensor and absolutely nothing else on the walls. NoodlesAtNight [[There /is/ a hat.]] [[Or a very large button.]] Me There is. There is a hat. opatoes Every town does trick or treating? Me At ten in the morning, apparently. opatoes They don't even have good halloween costumes on ... did they steal a gravestone or a very small body thenightetc I think it must have been a gravestone. Not deep enough for a body. opatoes pumpkins... Me That's not suspicious. NoodlesAtNight [[A rogue bondage artist running low on money, obviously.]] opatoes don't call me out soundwave Me Those rogue bondage sessions wait for no one. opatoes There's a halloween dance, even? I wanna go to the dance! thenightetc Some schools do events like that, yeah. thenightetc I feel like it's weird that apparently nobody's found the body yet. It's been at least a day now. opatoes w what body LittleNickel I get here, and we're talkin' about bodies? Classy. Me Evening, Nickel. LittleNickel Evenin', doc. (-w-) thenightetc ...Oh, it was a flashback, wasn't it. opatoes NICKEL LittleNickel Smokey!! opatoes Nickel!!! thats an alarm LittleNickel Well I ain't seen ya in more cycles than I'd care ta count. How ya been, Shine? opatoes I've been doing pretty awesome! I helped offline Unicron! And also Pokemon are real and I have one! NoodlesAtNight *Well! That's a DJD member. He'll just slink off quietly before anything can be said or noticed.* opatoes I nearly died of the plague too! LittleNickel .... LittleNickel [slow intake] opatoes ... I didn't die, though. LittleNickel That's good ta hear. [paps his arm] opatoes Almost became a sparkeater, but I'm better now! opatoes Tarantula Man! I know that guy! He's my friend. LittleNickel Well good. I'm glad somebot was able ta take care of ya while I been away. opatoes Puppy! Haha- I wouldn't be offlined that easily. LittleNickel I would expect nothin' less of ya (-w-) Me I can't imagine why. LittleNickel Smokes is far too resilient. thenightetc How plot-relevant and non-gratuitious ThebesAce hello! LittleNickel Why would she do that. thenightetc Hi! opatoes Hey! thenightetc ...Oh no. LittleNickel Hello, dear. opatoes Puppy's happy! ... oh. opatoes woojit can we set this to 144p Me Why would we want to do that? thenightetc "idk, he was across the street and not exactly well-lit" Me She has seen him *twice.* opatoes Woojit, this is an old movie, right? So 144p is way more fitting right LittleNickel Do ya optics need a tune up, dear? [gripping screwdriver, lookin at smokee] opatoes Hey, my optics are fine! It's not even all that blurry. Me And a belated hello to you, Thebes human! Me What a competent babysitter. opatoes Aren't you supposed to sit on the babies? Not be in a different building completely? ThebesAce That's generally how it's done LittleNickel really?? What is wrong with these squishies sittin on their young?? ThebesAce you've never seen a tiny human MOVE have you LittleNickel I try my best not to. [shudder] opatoes All humans are tiny! ThebesAce yeah, but the extra-tiny ones are fast and have bad impulse control opatoes Mood Me These older ones don't have the best impulse control either. LittleNickel [snort cackle] ThebesAce no kidding thenightetc What a "great" friend. opatoes Doors hate her! thenightetc One weird trick to get violently murdered! Me Click to find out more! opatoes Well, that's rude Me Lay off the horn, people are sleeping. LittleNickel Ew. opatoes Guess she won't tell that one boy that she was joking LittleNickel Oh, scatterscrap. I'm sorry dears, but I've gotta jet. [paps everyones elbow on her way out] Glad I was able ta make it, if only fer a little while. thenightetc Goodnight! LittleNickel (-w-)/ opatoes Awww, night night, Nickel! It was good to see you! ThebesAce good night! thenightetc Did they not see him walk into the house carrying a body. opatoes They probably need glasses! thenightetc Is he... using a different abandoned house...? opatoes I wanna be picked up Me And carried into a murder house? opatoes Maybe not that part! ... To be fair, I'm working with Megatron, so pretty much every house is a murder house opatoes ... is the guy gonna stab the pumpkin thenightetc They just. Put the pumpkin there. Watching them. opatoes Voyeur pumpkin thenightetc With that expression. Me It approves, it looks like. opatoes Pumpkins are fragging weird thenightetc Do they not know how phones work thenightetc Do they MEAN to broadcast their... activities opatoes ... Threesome? Me Foursome, if you include the pumpkin. opatoes True! Me She faked it. thenightetc Can't forget the pumpkin! Me ~the Pumpkin. opatoes To be fair, he lasted like... Five seconds. opatoes Is that how this kinda thing is for humans? thenightetc I mean... would you rather the scene lasted longer? ThebesAce That's what this movie needs. Prolonged flesh-touchin' opatoes This is prolonged flesh touchin! opatoes Seriously, how have they not caught this guy? His fingerprints have gotta be everywhere She's got headlights! Me I want to see the thought process that led to him wearing the ghost costume. thenightetc With the glasses on *top* of it, too opatoes ... I guess it's cause he saw her boos? Me ... thenightetc ........ opatoes .............. She wanted some boos, too? Me No. No, you don't get to ..... You think about what you did. opatoes No thenightetc You sit there and think about how good you are at puns. opatoes I always do! My life is too puneventful not too thenightetc As long as nobody beats you to the pun-ch opatoes And as long as no one punishes me for it! thenightetc I thought that part was punderstood! thenightetc Did he take the body down...? opatoes He cleans up quickly! thenightetc The weirdest part is how she's just wandering around in the dark instead of turning on any lights whatsoever Oh my god. Me He's a bit of a drama queen. thenightetc I guess it *was* the tombstone. opatoes thats the worst swingset thenightetc Time To Leave opatoes hes just stairing down at her Me Unicron! opatoes ... is he gonna leave his hand stuck in the door-oh Me Took him long enough. opatoes throw a pot at him! ThebesAce Shoulda listened to the kid about the bogeyman thenightetc Good for her. Me Finish him! Why do they never finish the job? thenightetc Double tap! opatoes Man, these guys are useless Me Nice killing, there. Good job you. opatoes That seems like a terrible place to hide thenightetc Right? opatoes ... how is he so bad at opening a wooden door Me But so good at constructing ironic places to hide the bodies? opatoes stab him again opatoes ... shouldnt she go with them thenightetc You'd think, yeah. Me Gah! opatoes you gotta stab him more than that! thenightetc Apparently! Me He really walked off that hanger in the eye. opatoes and the needle in the neck Me Oh, come on! opatoes I mean, lots of bots walk around after getting a needle in their neck, but still thenightetc So is there some kind of supernatural element here, or...? opatoes That's just how trick or treating is for adults, I guess? thenightetc I mean, he was stabbed at least twice, shot six times, and fell from the second floor opatoes who's Stunt Me That's the power of a positive attitude. opatoes Best Boy!! opatoes this looks like a weird 3d model thenightetc Oh, so they did catch him Uh That seems ill-advised. opatoes Grandma's off to murder! free teeth! thenightetc Hm. Me Well, that's all I've got. Unless anyone else has anything they'd like to share with the class? thenightetc Something... funny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXzeRL7F-fY&feature=youtu.be You can skip the first, like, forty seconds opatoes I have a video, too! I'm sure you'll recognize it! https://youtu.be/9tcF-k6n4EY?t=367 The Best of TFP Smokescreen Part 2 The Best of TFP Smokescreen Part 2 Here's the rest of the best from season two. Warning: you WILL cry at the end. thenightetc They weren't GOING for "funny" but.... *giggling* Me Caleb, our Eradicon in charge of stasis, loves this one. opatoes I want whatever this guy's on Me Likewise. opatoes 😀 opatoes dont you love this vintage content Me I'm leaping with enthusiasm. opatoes Me too! YES YES YES thenightetc Hey, I bet the bit where Smokescreen gets stuck in a wall of his own is on here : ) opatoes can we put THAT part on loop .... Me No. thenightetc Good idea! opatoes No! I mean- the stealing from Megatron part! Me No! opatoes You should've seen the look in his face! Confusing him is what I'm the best at. thenightetc Wheeeee! opatoes Oh yeah, I forgot this was the point where he cut off his arm, right? In favor of an even uglier arm? Me You know, if they never picked up your comm, this would have ended hilariously. opatoes Phfff- Me Or if that hadn't worked. opatoes I'm just awkwardly hanging out in another desert ... yeah, it sure was safe inside me thenightetc *pat pat* opatoes ... Me Wait, wait! We're missing one! opatoes Noooo No, no, we're good! WOOJIT ITS YOU thenightetc You brought this on yourself! opatoes and then he says yes thenightetc *giggling* *giggling harder* opatoes w what what is this Me This...happened. opatoes you sure have! You've seen at least one (1) horror film, can confirm! Man, Megatron looks bad What was his deal? Was rust the new look for tacky bots? opatoes Rudescream Me It was all the rage some years ago. Even Prime tried it on. opatoes Wait, what? OOH your tire was spinning that was good opatoes ... man, that day really sucked for you, huh, Woojit? opatoes MEGARUDE thenightetc Yikes. opatoes starscream, you need stronger eyebrows if you wanna be the decepticon leader hehe ThebesAce It's like a parade of terrible decisions Me The assembly makes it look as though it all happened on the same day. opatoes it really does! Me Oh, I like this one! opatoes ... What a face to wake up to though I don't! On the bright side, my chest is still awesome for packing hidden treasure! I've got a few snacks in there right now. .......... Me I could have been much ruder in plucking that key. Be grateful. opatoes It was still weird as frag! opatoes Man, being a Decepticon sucked! phfff- Me Only if you were Starscream. Or me. Or really, anyone but Soundwave. opatoes And you're my friend and it sucks seeing your worst day ever Me Well, now I feel a twinge of guilt over laughing at your key predicament. opatoes Hey! I can make a good situation out of all that. Like I said, my chest is basically a snack compartment Me I would believe it. thenightetc Are you sure that's safe? Me I think that about wraps it up for tonight. opatoes Hey, I had a key inside me for who knows how long! Snacks are probably fine. opatoes Night night, Woojit! Thanks for the stream! thenightetc Thanks for the stream! A fun time, as always. : ) Me Glad you liked! thenightetc /me waves goodnight thenightetc bah, I thought that worked Me Good night! Take care that the """Boogeyman""" doesn't get you! opatoes but the boogeyman is dead right Me ....Sure, why not?