#and the taxi drivers driving their asses home want tagalongs
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screw your zodiac sign, what’s your go-to girl scout cookie?
#girl scouts#cookies#camp counselor#camp#just a reminder for everyone#cookie season is starting soon#so go support the tiny capitalistic children#i have learned far more about someone from their cookie order then i ever have from their zodiac#like#old men mostly want the lemon ones and trefoils#lemon because it goes well with their coffee and trefoils because it reminds them of their youth#the cliche popular girls split exactly one box of thin mints#because it's a classic#and one time i did have a girl ask me if they would make her thinner#i said yes#i wanted the money#don't judge me for my poor morals as a ten year old#the drunk people at the golf tournament always want samoas#like they all want samoas#and the taxi drivers driving their asses home want tagalongs#they have good taste
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