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sillyfudgemonkeys · 4 months
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Avatar vs Antagonist switch up pt 2
The follow up from this.
Korra: We still have a bunch of Antagonists to get through....
Roku: Are you going to be taking on any more?
Korra: I don't think so, I'm literally taking on all Kuruk's spirits, I think that's worth a lot.
Kuruk: Yeah but you're spiritbending, it's kinda cheating.
Korra: Ugh, fine. Who's next on the list?
Aang: Hmmm Hama on a Full Moon? And Yakone.
Korra: Ugh, bloodbenders. >_>
Roku: Blo-what now?!
Aang: They're waterbenders who can manipulate the water in people's bodies. It's kind of terrifying. Most can only do it on a full moon, but Yakone, and Korra's Amon and Tarrlok are ones who can just do it whenever.
Kuruk: That's horrifying.
Roku: Don't mention this type of bending to Yangchen or Kyoshi, I'm afraid they'll be a little too interested.
Kuruk: Let's not add to Yangchen's repertoire of unique killing bending styles, ok?
Korra: Actually.... I think Yangchen or Kyoshi should take them.
Roku: Korra, we can't nominate other people to take on the enemies when they aren't here. And we can't just take all our problems and give it to those two.
Korra: No I don't think they can solve it, I wanna see them get ragdolled around.
Aang: Korra that's kind of messed up.
Korra: They wouldn't be dead, it'd just be funny.
Kuruk: Nah that kinda would be funny.
Roku: I think Kyoshi would break out of it, she's built different.
Korra: Oh I think so too, but for the first few seconds? jksafjlaaf Bwaaaaaahahahaha.
Kuruk: Oh you should see the memory I saw of Yangchen being blown back by a combustion bender. It'd probably look just like that.
Korra: Ok ok all in favor of giving the bloodbenders to Yangchen and Kyoshi say "Aye!"
Kuruk: Aye!
Aang: NO! We can't do that, Kyoshi is already taking on two big bads, and Yangchen is *shudders*
Roku: Plus Wan, Aang, and I need more enemies to fight.
Korra: Ugh, but if I give Tarlok and Amon to Aang he'll easily just Avatar state it away. :/
Aang: I guess I'm taking Tarrlok and Amon. But who is taking Yakone and Hama?
Korra: I can deal with them, but I don't want to. Someone else take them.
Kuruk: Wait, where is Wan?
Wan, stumbling in, smoking: WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN FEEDING YOU BENDERS SINCE I WAS ALIVE?!
Roku: I take it you won?
Wan: Of course! It's in my name!
Roku: Lava's not fun is it? >:)
Wan: Shut up!
Kyoshi, walking in, also smoking: Which one of you sad sacks is taking Tagaka?
Korra: Who's Tagaka?
Kyoshi: A pirate/daofei waterbender.
Wan: Is she hard?
Kyoshi: ........yes?
Roku: Kyoshi was that a question I just heard.
Kyoshi: Listen, I was unconscious when she was beaten.
Korra: You didn't even beat her?!
Kyoshi, shrugs: Tbh, it wasn't even my fight. Plus I fainted because I pulled up the seafloor and that wiped me out.
Kuruk: You ain't normal kid.
Wan: I guess I'll take her if she's easy. ;w;
Aang: Wait where's Yangchen.
Kyoshi: Trust me, you don't wanna know what she's up to.
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