#and yeah god hollycomb was an artist at naming fan kids. ALWAYS real as fuck like yeah they would do that shit

[11x13kyle]

I think the one buttman hollycomb fic where they have a baby bc stan and kyle managed to have one is absolutely hysterical as its own concept but the fact that the baby is named SEPHORA makes it astronomically better

and the thing is they would 1000% do that. stan and kyle having a child would make cartman need to have a child with butters for them to neglect and him to treat horribly IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST HASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!