#and you get to the haligtree and she's just. asleep. in a chair
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malenia canonically being the youngest demigod like being the "baby" of the family so to speak is so funny to speak because everyone else is over there like "it's my baby sister!!! isn't she so cool!!!"
and the tarnished is over there fucking pissing themselves because the 8 feet tall blind swordswoman infected with rot built like a wall has just woken up from her nap and is about to rock their shit for the next 4-10 business days.
like malenia is genuinely such a TERRIFYING presence the first time I fought her I genuinely felt terrified of her, and that's not even MENTIONING when she transitions into malenia goddess of rot and then you look up their scuffed ass family tree and it's just. that's the youngest one???
#elden ring#shitpost#elden ring shitpost#malenia blade of miquella#malenia the severed#malenia goddess of rot#listen i love the woman i am just saying#she scares me#incredibly#i have felt fear while facing exactly 2 bosses in elden ring#the first was astel because what the actual fuck is that idk#the second was malenia because she's genuinely so MENACING#YOU SPEND THE ENTIRE GAME#WITH THEM HYPING MALENIA UP#HINTING AT HOW STRONG AND RESILIENT SHE WAS#WENT TOE TO TOE WITH RADAHN????#BEAT GODRICK'S ASS???#THE ENTIRE ROT THING???#and you get to the haligtree and she's just. asleep. in a chair#BUT BOY SHE WAKES UP AND I WANTED TO PISS MYSELF#props to her VA she did an AMAZING job#the way malenia slowly approaches you in her fight GOD#scares me even nw
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