#she scares me

[evelyn-art-05]

A corpse is talking.

[selleisart]

Daily reminder that CATNAP, who strung up toys after he bisected them ALIVE, even thought Miss Delight, the fucking SCHOOL TEACHER, was too much

And RIGHTFULLY SO

I’d take the starving cat over this bitch ANYDAY

[hexamineangel]

ashes to ashes

hbd @gynandromorph

[itswibb]

this took SO MUCH EFFORT so please enjoy

[nikosdaemon]

Again me doodling tma characters ✨Gertrude edition ✨have one bad ass old lady

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Okay let me say this slowly:

Mike and Will. They are part of alt subcultures. They. Are. Not. Swifties.

[thswrtchdthng]

Gwen

Gwendolyn

Ms. Bouchard.

what the fuck do you exactly want "in" on?

I thought she was just talking about the managing job. I thought she might not know whatever is behind it.

that's just made me love her like 5 times more

[mr-legoman]

I don't know how I feel about Murder Red Riding Hood. On the one hand she's a goofball but she's also a hardened killer.

[ana-cantskywalker]

Just watched the teaser/trailer for s6 of TDP.

JAW. ON. THE. FLOOR.

[xluciferseyeshadowx]

My roommate is currently explaining to me why cannibalism is romantic. Apparently she has participated in such activities before. She is at the stage of gruesomely describing how it feels to eat your lovers flesh.

send help. I am scared for her. :)

[bluebelleisabelle]

tour of all the strange things I’ve found in my new (but used) car:

a (probably cursed) ring!! :D

a mini marshmallow wedged against the windshield (I’m saving it as a snack for if I get hungry)

Oh and say hello to Percy!

He didn’t come with the car, but I thought I’d let him say hi! He’s in a perpetual state of deep concern, but I promise he’s okay. He’s my little car buddy. We go on many adventures together

Oh yeah, and here’s the car in her full glory ✨

[my-only-sunshine-13]

the last four times she’s been seen out (besides the chiefs game) her bangs have been pinned back. im scared.

[vampyrsm]

yuuji truly is a golden retriever because they make look so cute and adorable but just wait until they bare their teeth

[jettiebettie]

I simply must share this Dragon's Dogma 2 anecdote with you because the Sphinx terrifies me.

So I find the Mountain Shrine dedicated to the Sphinx and I walk up the steps thinking I'll have to go into a cave or temple or whatever, but nope! She's just there, in all of her terrifying glory, in this open air audience chamber. Before I can back pedal my ass out of there (because I was not prepared, always hit that campsite, kids), she immediately starts talking to me and tells me to answer her riddles.

Well. Okay! I'm not ready for a fight, but riddles I can do! She's got five, so I pick one at random, and she basically tells me to bring her the one I love most.

Oh jeez. This is awkward. I've kinda been ignoring the story and quests in favor of Exploring✨️ and Adventure✨️, so I haven't really been willfully increasing my affinity with any of the available NPCs. Damn! What do I do?

I look back at my Main Pawn and think hang on a second, "Leonie, my beloved, come with me!" Then I picked her up caveman style, plopped her on the dias in front of the Sphinx and was like, "Here she is, ma'am! The one I cherish most in this game!" And the Sphinx does her unsettling owl head turn thing as she looks my girl over and then is like, "Yeah, that tracks. Take your prize."

The chest opens, I get a reward, and my Main Pawn asks, "What is the meaning of this, Arisen?" and now I have to play it so cool like this monster lady didn't just force a love confession out of me.

Incredible game, no notes*!

(*that's a lie, please optimize the performance, goddamn)

[asterssunzephyr]

Just found out the great Geminitay has a tumblr and she's basically a lurker

Im kinda scared😀 what does she know

[thatwasntaquestion]

- Phyllis Logan as Maggie Lynch on GUILT S3 "Don't make the mistake to think that Im weakened. [...] I've never been fucking stronger."