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[ask-lyra-and-octavia-blog]

Lyrica: Yeah, I'm the AI that controls Lyra's body...was that not clear?

Lyra: I did say that, didn't I?

Octavia: Maybe it would be more obvious if this blog had visuals.

Lyrica: Yeah! All the popular blogs have pictures to go with their responses!

Lyra: Do you have any idea how much it would cost to have all of our responses drawn up? I'm not made of money, you know!

Lyrica: You don't have to commission all the pictures. Have you thought of drawing them yourself?

Lyra: I have, but my artistic talent is not meant to be seen by mortal eyes! If you took even a small glance upon my genius, your brain will melt!

Octavia: I'll believe that when I see it...

Lyra: That's the point! You'll never see it!

Lyrica: How about you Octy?

Octavia: I'm not devoting any more time to this thing than I have to.

Lyrica: You aren't very enthusiastic for this blog, are you?

Octavia: I consider it as having my priorities in order.

Lyrica: Alright, that just means we need to state our predicaments clearly and frequently.

Lyra: I'M A BRAIN IN A JAR!

Lyrica: I think everypony got that one!

Lyra: I POURED SOME RANCH DRESSING IN THIS JAR LAST WEEK! IT WAS AWFUL!

Octavia: That isn't relevant!

Lyrica: *giggles* It's pretty funny though.

Octavia: Okay, how about I AM CURRENTLY ANNOYED!

Lyrica: Yeah, but when are you not annoyed, Octy?

Lyra: She's got a point.

Octavia: ...

Lyra: OCTAVIA IS CURRENTLY STARING DAGGERS AT US! IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM US IN A WHILE, ASSUME WE ARE DEAD!