#angos stupid ass answers every time bc he thought they wrnt on speaking terms and thinks it must b an emergency if hes willing to call him

[carbonateds-oda]

freshly out of the pm dazai acting like a college student that’s living on their own for the first time and therefore needs to consult w their mom abt every little thing cuz they don’t know how to take care of themselves, except he doesn’t have a mom so he just calls ango and bothers him abt the randomest things

“ok, just to be sure… how do I turn on the rice cooker…I press the on button right?”

“if the box says I need to microwave it for a minute how long do I need to microwave it for? just a minute? are u sure…”

“how much medicine should I take? the whole bottle right? im jokiiiing… I already took it all I was actually just calling to say goodbye”

(he has angos contact name saved as “traitor” btw)