I've seen a lot of pictures of this Anomalocaris toy, but too few that look really cool, so I ordered one and took it to the beach for a photo shoot =D
I think it's funny ^_^
Anomalocaris (toy) 11.07.2023
Nikon D3100 18-55 mm
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Cambrian Dashboard Simulator: obscure lads!
🥔 nonvermiform
Does anyone else here enjoy some nice silt every now and again?
🫂 embracingbeast Follow
literally nobody cares about you and your fellow mud-eaters, Saccorhytus
swedish_cyclopsdeactivated1003065012
I’ll have you know that anti-meiofaunal speech like that is incredibly nicheist. What’s he supposed to do about it, suddenly grow to as big as an Isoxys?
🦞 shrimp_from_oland Follow
I second that. As a fellow sediment-feeder myself, I can confirm swedish_cyclops’s views are true.
🗡️ laminatedlad Follow
bro wtf are you gonna do you’re like 1 mm long
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🔦 alightinthedark
🪛 chaetognatha_stem Follow
Me obviously, I eat isoxyids for breakfast. I’m also twice the size of @proclamation_claw.
🦂 omnidens_worshipper
You do realise your phylum is dying out, right? Plus, I’m bigger than you and don’t even bother with the isoxyids.
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🪳just_mosiing_along
me when I have the entirety of the beach to myself
🐟fishfromhaikou Follow
you’re lucky to have such a good life. i have to worry about radiodonts eating me or getting washed up on the shore and left to people like you
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🌲petalonamae_fan Follow
bro what happened in the last 40 million years I swear the Ediacaran was yesterday
🌊 beforejawswerecool
did you accidentally settle onto those paucipodia brownies @incertae_sedis made?
because I don’t think 40 million years of memory loss is normal.
🪶 wonderfulfeather Follow
t h e y t o l d m e a p r o p h e c y
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🥕not_a_spiralian Follow
reblog if you hate lobopodians
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🪸 the_king_omnidens
hey
#lobopodia #pambdeluriidae #maotianshan reef
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👻 phantomofruinwash
it feels nice to finally be described as Mobulavermis adustus. I’ve also finally gotten a fossil with a preserved head!
🦀shu’s_shrimp Follow
speak for yourself. i’ve barely been mentioned in the literature and only have an abstract available.
🇷🇺 kuonamka_tardigrade
you guys have scientific names?
#kuonamkaformation #tardigrade
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🧢meio_beret
hey @nonvermiform, how are you doing? it’s always nice to see you again with no company on the Yanjiahe seafloor but the weird stalked things.
🥔 nonvermiform
Doing alright. Although there were some radiodonts that tried to get a sifter to eat me.
🐋romip65415 Follow
still gonna eat you, @nonvermiform
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(this is for you @ravewing)
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*ancient seafloor rumbling*
YOU'RE LISTENING TO
*scuttling of trilobites*
107.9
*crunching of exoskeleton*
REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM
*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*
WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!
*bubbling underwater sounds*
NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!
*ocean waves crashing*
*clicking of appendages*
THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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