#anyway I am grumpy and in Izzy apologist mode | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

darkfire359 · 1 year

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What’s the difference between Izzy (who yells at people) and Stede (who abandons his family without a word), Ed (who makes someone murder his own dog and then basically forgets about it), Jim (who tries to lock someone in a storage trunk and drown them at sea), and Buttons (who tries to eat a guy’s finger, giving him an amputation-worthy infection in the process, for no reason)?

…Sometimes Izzy acknowledges and apologizes for his bad behavior.

#izzy hands #hot takes #this is basically a shitpost #it’s very uncharitable to everyone else and they don’t deserve it #Stede at least sometimes apologizes too #like when he offered Mary flowers for flipping out at the art show #though that was mostly just a fuckery tbf #anyway I am grumpy and in Izzy apologist mode #other things Izzy does better than main protagonists include:#- communicating his feelings when he’s upset about something #- asking for feedback and suggestions when people tell him he’s doing something wrong #- acknowledging that it’s fair for people to be upset with his actions and to treat him accordingly #- caring when good men who work for him are needlessly put in life-threatening peril #(looking at Stede’s reaction to Swede’s scurvy and Ed’s ‘they’re pirates; it’s their job’)

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