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#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.
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#blackened bones au just got so wild y'all
#mr 'whats a king to a god whats a god to a nonbeliever' jaehaerys targaryen over there who is not king btw
#and is instead like a 12 year old hand of the king (sorry tywin) because his oldest brother has a huge case of 'weird flex but okay'
#and his extra early elopement and subsequent earlt creation of the doctrine for Reasons
#made aegon go you have been promoted u are now one of my elite employees!! took him from cupbearer to hand. as one does
#but anyway aegon mr black maegor black magic baby electric boogaloo was unable to produce more than one pregnancy in his wife lol
#because the black magic is FUCKED for REASONS (maegor skewed it gay. also for reasons. namely fucking aenys reasons)
#and now he has no (male) heir and HE wants to make aerea his heir bc aegon is the chad of this family. also visenya got to him young
#rhaena the lesbian is on board for obvious reasons but alyssa is decidedly Not & either is the council bc like. the targs have been wilding
#in one decade they balerioned the starry sept and vhagared the sept of remembrance killing like. most of the high ranking sevenists lmao.
#lol even. plus jae and aly also eloped cause ofc they did the council was trying to marry her to a hightower. oh and also the doctrine
#been a bit of a decade and all that happened in just 9 years. also viserys and lysarra (oc first maegor/aenys daughter) got married
#which was the first post doctrine marriage. they're the two crazies. she has a mini balerion. went wonderfully as im sure you can imagine
#anyway the targs need to CHILL. give the realm a breather. NOT CHANGE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF INHERITANCE PRECEDENT.
#aegon the chad is not helping them do that. so alyssa uses her big brain. & she's like well aegon is a black magic baby (thnx maegor)
#and he's king. so why not get him a Surrogate and make him an heir. for Reasons it can't be any of his fellow maegor black magic babies
#(black magic babies can't have kids with each other bc they're barely fertile on their own lol) and his remaining options are aly & vaella
#both of whom are out bc they're a) 14 and 11 respectively and also b) married and a future nun. shit happens.
#viserys is a no cuz lysarra is Crazy and aegon knows it and respects it. that leaves jaehaerys π the good dutiful fourth son π
#the og machiavellian propaganda maker π who will do Anything to get what he wants π esp for the good of his house and the Realm π
#long story short jaehaerys the nonbeliever to hardcore sevenist loser gets valyrian magic gender fuckery & gives birth to the heir <3
#a delight to negotiate with alysanne as im sure you understand. truly didn't almost end the marriage he rewrote the law and religion for
#shit happens <3 long live the third prince of dragonstone aerys targaryen who is the second shipname baby future king
#(the first was aenys. aegon = ae rhaenys = nys. now aegon the uncrowned that WAS crowned named his heir aegon = ae and jaehaerys = rys)
#(bc naming his first daughter after aerea and his second after rhaena wasn't enough evidently. he is a crazy person)
#(he names the twin [they're twins it is the worst year of jaehaerys's LIFE think renesmee & bella] alystair. for alysanne.)
#(he is a crazy person x2.)
#and that's on today's episode of:
#blackened bones au
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