#anyways no ones gonna read this LMAO i just wasted like 5 mins of my time

[chrissdollie]

STUDIO GHIBLI MEN ARGHUGH9WGH9HUFQO

talking abt howl + jiro specifically like THEIR VOICES MAKE ME WEAK IN MY KNEES GIRL

[foryouthegays]

Forming a secret organization [Dream SMP] liveblog and summary!

Good laugh times: 7:40, 1:18:15, 1:19:25

Protect mr philza minecraft from baby zombies (he really went all out on that bit today): 20:35, 32:40 34:45, 1:16:35

Sellout pog: 30:45, 1:00:50, 1:30:55, 2:01:15

Summary:

Techno started the stream in the Nether. He quickly went back to the overworld and to his house, where he meets up with Phil and Ranboo. He mentions that the house smells like gunpowder, and Phil quickly ushers them outside and they continue their conversation.

Techno nudges Ranboo away from the conversation, and he leaves the call. Phil and Techno watch as Ranboo leaves the house, and then Techno tells Phil his news. He talks about how taking down L’Manburg wasn’t the greatest plan, especially as he’s only one person. He wants to bring other people to their anarchist ways.

Phil agrees to form a secret organization for anarchists, because they can’t fight ten to one.

Techno and Phil go to Ranboos house, asking for a feather, and Ranboo asks if he’s getting kicked out. They say no, and then Ranboo says that he has something that might get him kicked out.

He talks about how he sometimes doesn’t remember what he does, and that he was the person who blew up the community house.

Techno asks why, and Ranboo says he doesn’t know.

Phil and Techno agree that they don’t really care about the community house, and Ranboo continues, saying that he has one of the discs. Phil and Techno agree again that they don’t care about the discs at all.

Techno and Phil leave.

Techno leads Phil to a stronghold, which he calls a ‘structure,’ and they cover it with gravel to hide it. They enter the structure, and they find a library, some useless doors, and keep exploring, finding nothing. Techno is confused, thinking that there had to have been a reason for the stronghold's existence.

While looking at a connected Abandoned Mineshaft, Techno finds an enchanted golden apple.

They go into the lower parts of the stronghold, and they find a prison. Techno mentions that the bread he found earlier tasted around 2,000 years old, which gives us a rough (and joking) estimate of when the stronghold was made.

Phil finds a strange portal, and they talk about how advanced the previous civilization must had been, to be able to make unbreakable blocks. They hear a villager writing, and dig up to a strange room.

It ends up being the igluu where Orphans parents lived, and they start laughing, but then, DreamXD logs in. He breaks the portal, and then leaves. Techno begs dream to put the portal back, because it would’ve added to the lore, and that their characters didn’t know what it was, and were going to use it as a table.

Dream logs in again, and puts one (1) portal frame block down, and then leaves again. Phil tells Dream how to place the blocks incorrectly so they wouldn’t form a portal, and he logs in to place them back.

DreamXD hears Techno joking about going to the end, logs in, and then logs out when Techno says he’s joking. Then, Techno explains the difference between DreamXD and Dream, saying that DreamXD has canonical access to creative mode, and is like God, but Dream is just some homeless teletubby. DreamXD logs in, says ‘they actually are I am the protector,” and logs out.

In chat, Techno asks ‘who was that dram fanboy, how did he get whitelisted,’ and DreamXD logs in again, hits Techno with a sword a few times, and logs out.

Techno and Phil decorate the meeting room a bit, and they start talking about what the association should be called. Techno says that he wants it to be the ‘[blank] Syndicate,’ and before they can agree on anything, Ranboos nametag is spotted, and they agree to kill him if he comes into the meeting room.

Techno puts down a sign with the organization's motto, which is ‘Sic semper tyrannis,’ which means ‘thus always to tyrants.’

He starts writing in the manifesto.

“This syndicate is formed to promote anarchy and fight tyranny in all its forms.

“We shall have no Leader; no member shall be compelled to act if they do not choose to.

“No member shall reveal information about the Syndicate to outsiders.

“Technoblade shall serve as the Recruiter to induce new members into the Syndicate with Approval from a Majority of members.”

Phil and Techno leave the Stronghold, and realize that the Igluu wasn’t actually Orphans parents, but instead a different Igluu that Ranboo had been using for Cartographers. They go back to the house, planning to meet with Ranboo, but on the way, they find a strange tower made of stone. Its hollow, but theres no chests or anything inside. They continue and meet with Ranboo, who has gifts for them. Techno gets a Netherite shovel with Efficiency V, Mending, Silk Touch, and Unbreaking III.

He brings them under his house, and we find he has a ‘comfort room,’ made of netherrack, that has several mob heads on the walls, an extra set of armor, and pets sitting next to the ladder. They talk about the map on the wall, and Techno seems concerned, or a bit scared.

Techno and Phil leave the call, and talk about how extremely strange the room, and Ranboo, was. They recount their adventure, and move the villagers into a more efficient layout. Ranboo joins them after a few minutes, at 1:38:00, and they work on curing the zombie villagers and giving them jobs

Liveblog:

I love when technos computer says he isnt streaming so he just rambles about that before it says he does and then he does the starting the streammm thing. Also if u havent heard the starting the streammmm thing u r missing out it is amazin

Techno pls get a new laptop im gonna cry

HE SAID THREE HE SAID THREE if u dont know, techno says three v nicely

“I havent even shown you the secrets, how would you guys be able to snitch??” SIR????

Oh my god is he using his phone to read chat,,,,,i hate him i hate him so much u haVE 5 MIL SUBS AND CANT EVEN GET A SECOND MONITOR WHYY

Ranboo!!! Philza minecraft!!!!! Hi!!!

5:40 ‘why does it smell like gunpowder?’ Techno there is no smell in minecraft. Lore pog?

6:45 AKDFJGLSA RANBOOS FUNDY IMPRESSION IM

8:45 ‘any second now its gonna be 11 percent updated, and thats like halfway done, if you think about it’ adhd autism solidarity right there lmao

I dont think techno can physically pay attention to lore for more than a minute at a time. He just like, sees a dog and zooms in on it while someones talking and its such a mood. All techno know is get distracted, kill orphans, protect philza minecraft, and anarchy. Love him

10:45 he just got COMPLETELY distracted w his laptop im actually crying form laughter

So uh. 17 mins in. Techno (without saying anything). Kills a zombie that was trying to kill ranboo. Thats. Thats a thing he only does for people he trusts. Uhhh

Technos voice at 21:30,,,,,,hhghn why is he like this why is he randomally doing weird voices

26:35 ‘hacker voice: were in’ HGKDFJSL

Ok but techno making fun of doors is so funny tho. Also he rlly did go all out on the baby zombie bit tdoay im actually crying

Techno when phils being chased by two creepers, a few zombies, and skeletons: i do not see it

Techno when phils being chased by one (1) baby zombie: loOK OUT PHILZA MINECRAFT

42:00 god apple poggggg

45:50 techno sir why do u know what 2,000 year old bread tastes like

Dsmp techno :handshake: minecraft story mode techno

Hating doors

Dsmp techno :handshake: smp earth techno

Living right above a stronghold

48:35 ‘dude, they had all this super advanced technology because they didnt waste time trying to figure out how to make doors’ FSKHGJDAL

50:25 UH?? WHAT IS THAT LMAO

OH ITS ORPHANS PARENTS LMAOOOO

GDFJKHSL DREAM HI

51 MINS IN HGJSKDFJASL DREAM PUT IT BACK IT WAS A GOOD TABLE DREAM

56:25 ‘listen, I’ve read a lot of mythology Phil, and nothing bad has ever happened from angering the gods.’ You SURE about that?

I will actually never get over techno making fun of dream its so funny to me 1:01:10

I am so, so extremely queer for technos planning/schemeing voice like when its kinda quieter and deeper n slower? Hhgnn

Also is latin canon in this universe? Pog

Asmr Technoblade makes a cult :)

Ok ok ok ok SO i know that techno wants to make all the members equal (and i do think that hell try his best to make that possible) but bc hes just,,,so FREAKING powerful both in terms of pvp and resources, i feel like his opinion IS gonna matter more, but also im p sure hes the writer of the arc so like. He has more important opinions anyway so unless he is v obviously controlling the other members of the group, i think this could be a fun collab thing. And i am SO excited to see all yalls analysis for what other people think of him ahhHHH i love analysis.

1:17:10 “whose idea was it to make baby zombies stronger? Why are the babies stronger?? Have you ever fought a baby in real life? I have, and it was trivially easy to defeat, Phil.” TECHNO????

Also i can NOT believe that someone thinks techno doesnt use dark humor,,,,have u WATCHED his videos?????

1:25:05 Like literally RIGHT after he makes a joke abt how ranboos shovel’ll be good for digging graves for his enemies, which was taking soooo long before

Ah yes, technoblade, the 21 yr old child 1:28:40

[chanshine]

What what tf happened where were you

It’s a loooooong story but i was planning on explaining everything so i’ll do it here! Short ver: i got suspended for saving & not using a huge amount of URLs.

Long ver: under the read more (for anyone that loves drama and wants to waste 5 mins listening to me complain) 

So! 23 days ago, on Monday 26 of February i got an email from Tumblr informing me that my account got suspended because i had saved and never used a huge amount of URLs. Ridiculous reason to get suspended right? but i did have a LOT of URLs i didn’t even want to use (more than 100 for sure) so it makes sense why Tumblr wanted to “take action”. Now, if you’re wondering why i had all those URLs saved, it’s pretty simple. I saved them when i first started this blog, almost 4 years ago and i never deleted them because it takes a lot of time and i was lazy and i didnt thought tumblr would actually suspend me or anything fdkjdfjkfdk

Anyway on that sad Monday i wake up, go to work, scroll through my dash and notice that i cant reblog or post anything. At first i thought it was a bug but then i noticed that i cant post from my phone too (browser & app) and i couldnt find my blog. That was when i panicked real hard. I checked my Line account and i saw my friends trying to figure out what happened with me and if i was okay cause they thought i deactivated or smth. At that point i (still panicked and scared af) send a message to the tumblr support team asking what tf happened to my blog. After i send that message i checked my email to see if they got it and that was when i found out about my suspension and everything. The email Tumblr send me about it, it said that i had to delete all the URLs, inform them and they would restore my access to my account. I was pretty shocked tbh but that line “Let us know when that’s been done so we can restore your access.” made me feel a lil better cause i thought my blog would go back to normal very soon lmaoSo then i started deleting all the URLs and they were so many and it takes so much time that i had to stop and finish deleting them at home (i was at work and i had to actually do my job you know fdjkdfkj). At around 8pm my time i was back home, all the URLs deleted and ready to get my blog back. I replied to the email tumblr send me, telling them im sry and that i deleted all the URLs and that was it, that was when the drama started. 

I waited 2 days and Tumblr didn’t reply to me. Not a “we got your reply, we’ll restore your account soon” no anything. Complete silence from them. I messaged them again and again for a whole week and nothing, no reply from the support team. I ended up making a new blog and messaged them from there (in case they blocked my email or smth) and no answer from them again. My friend Ana emailed them too about my blog and they told her “tell your friend to contact us” (lmao i was doing that for a week and yall ignored me but okayy). I messaged them again and again and nothing. I even send a report at Tumblr Security, complaing that the support team is ignoring me. I send that from a different email (in case the email tied to my blog was indeed blocked) and i did get a reply from a dude named Doug, saying i should email tumblr security again but from the email connected to my blog. I was so happy when i got that response, i thought Doug was my hero but sike, i couldnt message Tumblr Security from my email and when i told Doug he ignored me.

After about 50 emails from me and some friends who messaged tumblr about me (and got ignored just like me) i had lost all hope, i stopped messaging the support team and my plan was to message them again after ½ weeks when they would have forgotten about me and how they were ignoring me and maybe someone would reply to me by accident lmao (i didnt really believe that would work but i wasnt gonna go away without an explanation). But i was rly convinced i wouldnt get my blog back so i made a new blog a few days ago and saved the 3 good URLs i could use for my new blog. 

That was until today. Today i woke up thinking i will finally start my new blog and i was thinking of ways to track all the gifs i posted on chanshine and reblog them so i had them on my new blog etc etc. Later at work i decided to message tumblr one more time (before i gave them a break and started my plan from above) and that email was so ridiculous lmao i srly send them this: “hello, its me your sad girl Mary. I just want to ask a lil question from the lovely support team. Will i ever get my blog back or should i just make a new one lmao”. I didn’t think anyone would reply tbh, i was ready to get ignored but after some hours, when i got home i checked my email one last time and saw that they did ignore that message BUT! they replied to the one they send me 23 fucking days ago! Their reply was very simple “Hello, Thanks for letting us know. We’ve restored full access to your account.” and tbh i wont even ask for an explanation, they might suspend me for good fdjkdfjkdf

After i saw this email i freaked out, opened tumblr and saw that i had messages (before i couldnt open the messages cause my blog “didnt exist”) and i saw that i can make posts and find my blog and url and all dfkjdfjk

So yeah, thats all it, thats what happened and after living all of that i got a few last things to say:

1) DELETE ALL YOUR SAVED URLS I DONT CARE HOW CUTE OR RARE THEY ARE IF YOU DONT USE THEM DELETE THEM ALL DFKJDFKJDF (or at least reblog smth on them from time to time so they arent completely empty)

2) The Tumblr Support Team is a joke, i don’t know what they were doing all these days, i literally informed them i deleted all the URLs on the same day they suspended me and they have done absolutely nothing. So try your best to never end up needing the Support Teams help cause you aint gonna get it.

3) I think my suspension (more like, tumblr checking my blog) came after an american dude claimed my olympics gifs cause that literally happened on the same night so yeah, be careful of not giffing stuff that “Jonathan Cheban” thinks he owns or he’s gonna claim them and make tumblr delete them

[vanogla]

.txt

(feel free to ignore this large block of text)

its nothing bad i promise, just needed to let off some steam ;<

Tldr ; im writing a ddv gang au fic inspired by gangbbs's criminal records

*has 13 tabs open: 7 of them homework, 4 of them fanfic research, 2 of them gang au playlists*

Nogla is a weapons expert i gotta show that he knows his shit.

...but i know nothing.

*googles the difference between magazine and clip*

*youtube.com how to load a pistol*

i hope nobody is tracking my search history.

*writes for 2 nights + one entire afternoon*

*word count: 4k*

........ that's so less D:

2 am in the morning:

*reads entire section over and over*

cmon cmon i know something is off but WHERE??????

...

"That's not hot you do it," he says.

AHA!!!!!!

*corrects mistake and goes to bed*

*writes fanfic after an entire year of no writing*

*4k words in, finds plot hole that affects whole story*

FUCK, FUCK FUCK I HATE MYSELF. FUCK WRITING- I HOPE TO GOD NO ONE NOTICES

...

oh who tf am i kidding it MAKES NO SENSE!!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

THERES SO MANY BBS MEMBERS HOW TF AM I GONNA INTRODUCE THEM ALL.

they're supposed to be going on a lot of missions... but i am LITERALLY writing AROUND the action scenes just to put it off..

*uses the word laugh 12354466357745 times in the story*

*looks up synonyms for laugh*

...

im sorry but chortle sounds like a fucking pokemon i am never ever using that word

...

guffaw sounds like a sneezing cow.....

*writing in David's pov*:

his speech pattern is on point, he gets a little inconsistent at times but its fine, he's fine, don't change anything because i'll never be satisfied..

*does jack shit with Evan's character*:

just give him really awesome dialogue and 60% of all the times i’ve used laugh and that is exactly what he's like lmao

*everyone else*: the room bursts into laughter

i don't think David's the type of guy to ride a motorbike.

...how is he going to get around the city tho

..........

....better give him one anyway

..ooc but w/e

*has only written smut once and it was hetero*

*writes smut*: ...im uncomfortable but i also want to leave my comfort zone to try something new

*writes smut in explicit detail*: LOL the smut is as long as one-third of the plot so far fml???!!

*somehow, someway- the smut turned into a fucking FEELS FEST!!- and David's crying and Evan's lost AF and my heart is dead in my chest!!!*

*plans to split smut from story using chapters so ppl uncomfortable with it can skip those chapters*

*puts plot and character development in smut scenes*

@myself -_-

*realizes that writing is pain and respects writers 10000000x more now*

Im so impatient i want to complete this already :S i cant even post what i have so far because im writing out of order and there are chunks of text missing everywhere. i dont even know what the ending is yet gdi

welp thanks for reading ;v; since you apparently wasted 5 mins of your life reading this, why not lemme know by wishing me luck? xD

[bravado-raven]

Get To Know Me

Tagged by the magnificent @itana-007, Thank you so much for tagging me :D. I apologise for not doing these sooner tumblr isnt giving me damn notifications =P.

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag however many people you want!

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: IRL friend Ash 3. Text message: @haikyuukazoo 4. Song you listened to: It Has Begun ~ Starset 5. Time you cried: 2 hrs ago, lmao.

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Nup 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. Been cheated on: Nah 9. Lost someone special: Definitely 10. Been depressed: Absolutely 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Not legally allowed to drink =P

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLOURS: 12-14: Today i’m feeling Turquoise, Brown and Olive

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Online, Yeah. IRL, lmao who’d wanna talk to this nerd. 16. Fallen out of love: Not sure i truely know what love is. 17. Laughed until you cried: Of course! 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Negative 19. Met someone who changed you: I’ve met ppl who i never want to be like so yeah? i guess? 20. Found out who your friends are: Uh.. i always knew who they were... they are them, weird and unique as they are. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: HA let’s just stop this at I’ve never kissed someone before.

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of em. 23. Do you have any pets: YA :D 24. Do you want to change your name: Never 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Celebrated it in Japan with my friends. 26. What time did you wake up: 4:05am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Probably reading fanfiction 28. Name something you can’t wait for: The sweet release of death? uhh well my friends just organised another hang out so probably that cause i haven’t seen them in what feels like a month. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 3 mins ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My fitness level. 31. What are you listening right now: My dad teaching my baby brother about pumpkins. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: XD Yeah, he’s in my Chem and Physics and has the same will to live as I do. Man what a meme. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Dad 34. Most visited Website: Tumblr, Youtube and Netflix cause i have no life...

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME (Lmaooo) 35. Mole/s: Everywhere, like there are some old friends and some im like ... where u always there?? 36. Mark/s: I mean i always accidentally draw on myself cause im reckless. 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a singer which was crushed by my dad telling me i’m not good enough, then i wanted to be a scientist. 38. Hair Colour: Black 39. Long or short hair: Short, I love short hair, though i have no idea what suits me. like i look bad in both but in short I look a little less bad? 40. Do you have a crush on someone: I’m confused... idk if it’s a crush, or if it’s the desire for platonic friendship. (most likely the latter cause im about as romantic as a rag covered in moulded melted cheese) (KITA WTF) 41. What do you like about yourself: Uh.............. 42. Piercings: Nay 43. Bloodtype: O Positive, (at least some aspect of my life is positive) (kita no) 44. Nickname: Niki or Kita 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Capricor 47. Pronouns: Don’t really care for pronouns, call me whatever as long as it isnt mean, then i’ll fite u (pls no) 48. Favorite TV Show: OF ALL TIME, FOREVER WILL BE A:TLA 49. Tattoos: I would love some, but im not sure what of. 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: Nada 52. Hair dyed in different colour:  Nein, i’d love like subtle steaks or surprise rainbow fish under but yeah, i like my hair colour. 53. Sport: I was gonna put *runs away* but i know i can’t even do that. 55. Vacation: Take me away, idec where, Surprise trips are great. 56. Pair of trainers: What does this even mean?

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: A *uncrumples packet* Carman’s Original, Fruit Free, Museli bar. 58. Drinking: Nothin rn. 59. I’m about to: Probably binge youtube OR start my Chem homework. 61. Waiting for: a reason to live Something to genuinely smile or laugh at. 62. Want: mental stability?  63. Get married: At this moment in time don’t think so. 64. Career: I have no clue, I wanted to go into medicine but dad said there’s no point cause i probs wont get in and it’s really hard (Thanks dad). at the moment i want any career that allows me to directly help other people (which was why i wanted to go into medicine and help those with terminal illnesses)

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: SHORT STORY TIME! So my family isnt a very... intimate? emotional? family. We do hug each other but it’s more like pats on the back, we do not kiss each other and don’t say “I love you” very often and that’s fine, cause it means that when we do, it carries a lot more with it. Now I FEAR kisses and saying the “L” word. Like i don’t like the “L” word in an intimate sense, it scares me. Luv is fine, but “LOVE” has too much emotional meaning behind it for it to be said just willy nilly, for me personally. ANYWAY STORY TIME KINDA? I GUESS OVER. (i choose hugs.) 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes, honestly the amount of times i want to just admire anyone’s eyes is uncountable. The unique patterns and shade and lighting UH. 67. Shorter or taller: Taller.  68. Older or younger: Honestly the elderly and the youth scare me. I’m okay with anyone as long as they accept me. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice person. 71. Sensitive or loud: Both. If you wanna be loud by thor be as loud as you want (as long as you respect that we all have a right to quiet), if u wanna talk bout ur feelings sure i’ll listen, can’t help but i’ll listen. 72. Hook up or relationship: What is a hook up? Relationship i guess? 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: Again, No to the kisses. 75. Drank hard liquor: Again, Not legally allowed too. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Don’t wear em. 77. Turned someone down: HA who’d want me 78. Sex on the first date: Let’s just stop at “first date”  79. Broken someone’s heart: Lmao i hope not, don’t waste ur time on my dumb ass. I’m too oblivious for that. 80. Had your heart broken: Idk if it counts as a “heart break” if ur like, 13. Like chill child your still young. 81. Been arrested: Nah 82. Cried when someone died: Of Course. 83. Fallen for a friend: Tripped, yes. in love? Don’t think so.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: HELL NO :D 85. Miracles: pffft, nah 86. Love at first sight: Absolutely not. 87. Santa Claus: A creepy old white fat man that gives me presents? (sugar daddy) 88. Kiss on the first date: Again, Kisses are a No-No unless i share a very strong emotional bond with you (even then u’d be lucky)

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: probs this scrub @beeboplox 91. Eyecolor: Brown.  92. Favorite movie: The incredibles?

TAGGING TIME: The usual @whovian1077, @firthermore​, @haikyuukazoo​, and anyone who wants to do this.

100% optional! If ya would like me to stop tagging you gimme a shout and i’ll stop (also goes if you’d like to be tagged). Thanks y’all for being awesome. =PP

[punkscowardschampions]

Drew & Carly

Soz Ro

Drew: Hey baby girl Drew: I got extras Drew: Wanna party? Carly: yea Carly: idea hit that you forgot me Drew: How could I? Drew: You know you unforgettable, even when we gettin' mad faded Carly: you're choice & i have a present for you too Drew: yea??? Drew: 🤤 Drew: i get a clue Carly: prepped a sandwich for you Carly: Thea's here Drew: is it Drew: 😍 Drew: this is why u gotta lemme wifey u up Carly: sweet talker Carly: tried to get Becki but she left me on read Drew: awh baby 😂 you got pied Drew: like she don't know u the baddest or somethin Carly: her parents might be back Carly: what day is it? Carly: her loss if she can only handle one daddy at a time Drew: Sunday ✝🙌 Drew: So you think YOU ready? 🤔 Big talk for a lil girl Drew: Best be ready to back that up Carly: aw funday Carly: she really missing Carly: you don't scare me, Goldie Drew: day of rest Drew: she be sleeping on us 💤 Drew: Not trying to Drew: I'm a big ole softie ain't I 😘 Carly: you best not be Carly: we're waiting Drew: You wanna check? Drew: Thirsty ass Carly: yea Carly: I know what I want & what Drew: respect that Drew: better than most girls i know Drew: but you ain't the only one in this town who wants sadly so you gonna have to wait a while longer Drew: don't let her go cold Carly: she don't need me she's heard all about you Carly: one name drop all it took Carly: couple of pics Drew: send me one? Carly: [Sends a variety of pics. Use your imagination but don't because no] Drew: damn Drew: she's hot Carly: I knew you'd like her Carly: you have a type Drew: what? nah i don't 😂 Carly: yea Carly: don't cry i do too Drew: lies, unless having tits and ass counts then, i'll agree with you 👌 no homo Drew: you gonna go get a boyfriend and not wanna play with me no more? Carly: why would i wanna do that Drew: you tell me Carly: you getting bored of me Drew: are you crazy? Drew: 'course not Drew: just wondering where my competition at Carly: yea i am Carly: you'll wife up some nice girl & leave me high & dry Carly: i'll have to date your boys to make you crazy too & it'll be a whole thing Drew: eurgh don't start up on that business 😩 Drew: not my style Drew: or yours Drew: we just wanna have fun yeah? Carly: yea Carly: im so bored Carly: how much longer? Drew: 2 more drops Drew: i was about to bounce when they gave me more Drew: work never done in this game Carly: thea's starving & im ordering in, what do you wanna eat besides all this cake Carly: on me Carly: we got left the cards Drew: 😘 you're the best Drew: get chinese please you know what i like Drew: d'ya wanna bunk tomorrow Drew: make it worth your while if you let me stay Carly: be here when you are if they do their deliveries fast as you Carly: writing my sicknote Carly: you want one? Drew: 😇 Drew: Never get one off Mrs C Drew: doing my head in Drew: via Caleb, I'm actually avoiding her, like Carly: stay here if you want Carly: dunno how you stick it there Drew: Me either Drew: along with the fucking baby Drew: Over it Drew: Your parents are cool, yeah? Carly: they know i don't need babysitting Carly: blows my mind you live in a nursery Carly: don't fit you Drew: yeah well, not my first choice Drew: and it weren't me who knocked her up, if that weren't obvious Drew: get my own place soon Drew: then i can really live, do what i wanna do Carly: you can do what you want here Carly: there's not much room for parties but we can still have fun Drew: hmm Drew: you not gonna get jealous and tell me when and where i can go, and with who? Carly: not my style Drew: yeah you aren't like the rest Drew: at least you haven't shown it yet so 🤔 Drew: lets chill, why not Carly: i can borrow a car if you wanna bring shit Drew: why you so good to me? Drew: but nah, i don't want my sister to think i'm leaving leaving Drew: got all i need on my back Carly: you're good to me Carly: i know how i've got it Carly: didn't brag to thea just for the fun Drew: am i though? Drew: well whatever Drew: imma treat you so right tonight swear down Carly: you best do Carly: and tomorrow Drew: and the day after that and the day after that 😘 Drew: on my life baby Drew: long as i'm there, i'll be good Carly: me too Carly: can't speak for thea until i try her out Carly: keen yea but killing it idk Drew: 😂 Drew: my girl can always teach her Drew: that or i give her what she came for then you can make it up to me later Carly: he's got brains too 😍 Drew: 😏 lmao not as thick shit as everyone reckons Drew: can think what they like, helps in what i do to be underestimated and overlooked tbf Carly: nobody knows shit Carly: i'm not walking these streets being mistaken for gina valentina Drew: real talk Drew: you just as fire tho 🤤 Carly: there he goes again being sweet Carly: beat up that kid Mickey Simmons for me he's saying im a virgin Drew: he'd know 😂 prick Drew: i will Drew: anyone who messes with you just tell me Carly: i will Carly: include teachers? Drew: might not be able to batter them for you but Drew: who's giving you shit? Carly: mr sullivan wants to get my parents in Carly: he's no life but they have Drew: 😫 he's such a wasteman Drew: cannot wait to leave Drew: i wanna drop out, what's the point me being there Drew: not learning anything of use to me and my life Carly: me too Carly: gonna do it Carly: what my parents gonna do give me less money? they don't cover my bills as is Drew: gotta get on your big girl grind Drew: don't owe nobody nothing Drew: 'cept me 😋 Carly: yea Carly: get me working with you Carly: you know im good Drew: I know you good at getting high 😂 idk about the rest Drew: ain't up to me yet anyway Drew: but im gonna change that too Carly: you bring me the choicest i can't help that Carly: good taste all around Carly: 😍 Drew: yeah it is good shit Drew: not gonna mug you off with the watered-down offcuts, am I? Carly: sweet boy Drew: shh don't tell nobody Carly: i won't Drew: good 'cos i'd get kneecapped if they found out i was giving away freebies 😂 Drew: can only afford to subsidize one party pal Carly: i'll show you how grateful i am soon Drew: 😍 Drew: soz this is taking longer than expected Drew: this punter is pissing about but its a banker's party so they'll spend thousands when they finally fucking sort their shit Drew: 😡 Carly: we're having fun here Carly: [sends pics] Drew: why you gotta tease Drew: 😫 Drew: you're bad Carly: its whats waiting at home sweet home no tease Drew: [10 minutes ish later] Drew: and they paid! Drew: Gotta get back, don't wait for me, like 🤤 Drew: i'm okay with walking in on a scene Carly: just don't slip in her 💦im not gonna go a&e Drew: 😂 grimy Drew: and rude! thought you was looking after me?! you better kiss and make it better then 😘 Carly: keep that gorg hair on Carly: you know i will Drew: I'll do a special knock Drew: don't want you giving the delivery boy MY welcome back 😂 Carly: no wasting the good shit on him Carly: [sends more pics] Drew: you gotta stop Drew: killing me baby Carly: k i'll behave Carly: for now Drew: Gimme five, think you can last that long? 😉 Drew: then you can be as nasty as you want Carly: if it is 5 Carly: dont tease me boy Drew: you DO deserve it Drew: but I'm tired of waiting too Drew: I want you bad Carly: im ready to show you ive missed you Carly: itll be worth every min Drew: [6 minutes later] Drew: Knock Knock Carly: youre late Carly: whats the password Drew: umm Drew: i got your drugs? Carly: correct

[vallern]

For the salty ask give me everything that doesn't have the XXX on it pls

omg do you want to kill me or something

but sure anything for those titties

this is gonna be a long post bc i don’t have xkit (shitty notebook can barely runs)

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

i have a lot of fandoms but i guess i’ll use supergirl since it’s my most active fandom (if you can say that… it’s not like i even enjoy the show, i’m still here thanks to the lovely eyebrows mcgoth) besides i like most of the pairings in my other fandoms. Let’s see… sanvers and karamel. I don’t have to go to length with karamel bc a lot of people already explained it, but as for sanvers? i don’t want to rant here but tl;dr version: maggie destroyed alex’s character. as someone who watched from s1 and not a part of Great Lesbian Migration™ alex is reduced to A Gay in this season. tell me a storyline where she’s not with maggie lmao. besides, it’s a badly written ship. sorry i refused to believe someone in her near 30s who had a life-changing realization wasn’t really shook™ over being a lesbian. it was too fast. i’d believe it more if they spend this season building it up, not three episodes.

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

tbh? sanvers. they’re good at being partners, they’re like characters out of buddy cop movies. karamel, and with 2A manhell because i have to admit he’s like that dorky cousin who came from ass end of nowhere and embarrassing the shit out of kara. after 2B? get that thing away from me

3. Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?

boi, have i ever. yeah. i’m a petty hoe

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

yes, and yes. see number 5

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*

lmaoooooooooo yeah. in fact, fandoms ruins almost everything. i didn’t hate sanvers all that much before their fandom started to act all superior for being canon. like… chill. it’s for appeasing y'all over the great clexa incident in 2016 anyway. i used to be neutral about supercat, but some of their people grated on my nerves and they always touting about it so… welp

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*

i don’t think so, no

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*

i can’t think of any

8. Have you received anon hate? What about?*

idk if it’s count but i received a flame in my fic. they accused me of agreeing with muslim registry bc i said i agreed with lena about her alien detecting device. i laughed for 10 min straight bc 1. i’m a muslim… well, born muslim. i’m not practicing 2. i’m not american 3. kara agreed with lena lmao

4. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

maggie. she destroyed alex’s character, is irrelevant to the plot 90% of the time, you can replace her with a lamp and it’ll be the same. it’s not even bc of who flor is (although it kinda plays a role why i dislike maggie) but bc her character is so two-dimensional. even if dichen played her (which would be awesome bc i love her) maggie would still be two-dimensional and i’d still won’t like her.

also manhell for single-handedly turning a feminist show into a fratboy male fantasy show, with a lot of reasons a lot of people already covered.

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

the entire season 2 of supergirl. barring lena, lillian, and rhea, what’s the good thing about s2? i guess you can count m'gann, but tbh i didn’t pay attention to her. but i know she’s yet another wasted opportunity

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

uh… i like rhea. idk if she’s unpopular tho? i also like lillian. i wish the writers explores them more, especially lillian

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

nah i don’t think so

14. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

i don’t really have any. it’s full of drama, but what fandom doesn’t?

15. Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?

hm well this applies to all shows. don’t drag it for too long, like idk svu or supernatural. as much as i love my shows, seasonal rot is a thing and the more seasons you have, the suckier it’ll be. for me, shows reaches its peak around season 3-5 and after that? hard to say. be like orphan black, who ended it up early by their own initative so it won’t be dragging too long

16. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

oh boi. a lot. let me see- astra lives- lucy stays- no manhell. let krypto come instead.- no maggie. or, if they really have to make a love interest for alex and it has to be maggie, develop her so she’ll be a rounded character- change flor to diane guerrero, probably- canon supercorp. but that means they’ll cut everything about it in less tolerant countries, like mine. hm, dilemma. fuck it, canon supercorp

Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

not really. tbh i don’t like most canon ships except maybe jake/amy from b99 and the hendrixes from orphan black, but it’s bc i think most canon ships are lacking something. idk what.

What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

the fics are mostly tagged with That Ship above as a side pairing so i can’t read it

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

supercorp, maybe?

What are your thoughts on crack ships?

depends on how well-written it is. for example, @foxx-queen wrote good crack ship like majorly judging you (alura/lucy). she wrote it so well i forgot that they never even met and i enjoyed their dynamics

22. Popular character you hate?

maggie

23. Unpopular character you love?

i won’t say i love rhea and lillian but i like them

26. Most shippable character?

the danvers sisters

27. Least shippable character?

maggie and manhell