#aph farnor

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aph Nordics, but make it ✨ angsty teen drama on netflix ✨

APH DENMARK :

Denmark would 100000% be the popular footballer guy who bullies all the rest of them (except Åland and Norway). He’s failing all his classes and his parents threaten if he doesn’t keep his grades up they force him to stop playing football. he doesn’t really learn anything, and he doesn’t have any character development, but the writers rlly try and convince you he has somehow become friends with Finland

APH FINLAND :

Entire personality trait = being fat. he gets bullied for it, his parents bully him for it, he’s incredibly sad and miserable. he is, however, the teacher’s favourite (after Faroe) bc he’s just such a sweet kid. He spends the entire show being nice to everyone and yet he’s still somehow hated bc he’s a bit on the chubby side (bonus: he’s not actually that fat). Finland’s ‘character development’ is Denmark helping him lose weight by getting him on the football team and getting a girlfriend.

APH ICELAND :

hahaha what’s a family? Iceland was abandoned as a baby and whilst he was taken in by a loving and kind woman she dies after like 5 episodes. iceland wears all black, is the outsider cool edgy boi (he dyed his hair black (when he was 9) bc his natural colour was too ‘happy looking’) he smokes weed everytime he’s on camera and rejects anything popular. eventually there’s a plot twist that iceland’s norway’s brother and he has to go live with him and his parents, but he decides that life is not for him and steals money and runs away.

APH NORWAY :

rich bitch. norway has seemingly everything that anyone could ever want: lots of money and a beautiful rich girlfriend who his parents have been his wedding to since they were like 5. Norway thinks and acts like he owns the entire world (and yes, he does have many “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” moments). Norway finds out Faroe’s secret (we’ll get into that later) and threatens to expose it to the entire school, after she begs him not to he agrees on the condition that she sits with him at lunch (his girlfriend goes to another school and his snobby attitude mean he doesn’t have friends). the two develop a friendship, they fall in love, he leaves his girlfriend for her. his parents, who ignore his entire existence most of the time, get rlly mad and norway, like iceland, also steals money and runs away. norway is the only character to actually show some character development.

APH SWEDEN :

aph Sweden would lose his ENTIRE personality and the writers would make him the definition of a stereotypical gay boy. he has a crush on denmark- even though denmark bullies him- and overall any trace of a storyline he’s supposed to have is dropped after one episode and he instead just... is there? he serves a purpose in Åland’s storyline but that’s about it.

FAROE ISLANDS :

there’s always a student x teacher relationship, and Faroe just so happens to be the student in it. She is constantly slut shamed by her peers for wearing short clothing and the only reason she doesn’t get dress-coded is bc that stuff doesn’t exist in these things, on top of that her family constantly forgets all about her very existence. the teacher dramatically leaves her (he claims he’ll never love again after her, that kinda thing) a few days after norway finds out about them. norway and faroe discover they relate to one another a lot both having 0 friends and a family who acts as though they don’t exist. faroe literally just ends up running away from her family and they don’t notice. she doesn’t have character development.

ÅLAND ISLANDS :

Åland is the popular girl, she for some reason doesn’t realise Sweden is gay and develops a crush on him. She tries to pursue something but it doesn’t go too well and the writers accidentally make it so eventually she tries to convert Sweden into liking women. it doesn’t work and Sweden does go on a whole speech to her (which is meant to be so inspiring. it isn’t.) to put her in her place but she doesn’t actually learn anything and her behaviour gets excused bc her dad divorced her mum when she was really young and now she’s just desperate for all potential relationships to work out. sweden ends up apologising to her and she doesn’t learn anything and is just completely and utterly unlikeable.

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Faroe Islands: so i asked Norway to marry me

Iceland: horrible decision but go on

Faroe Islands: and he left me on read what do i do?

Iceland:

Iceland: you asked him through text?

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Faroe Islands, sewing a new top: THERE ARE NO RULES!! I’LL DO IT MY WAY!!

Norway: don’t forget to press down the seams this time

Faroe Islands, crying in the corner with her iron: there’s one rule 😭

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aph Faroe Islands: biggest fear? losing Norway

Norway: awww

Norway: hotel bedspreads.

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Norway: i think we should tell them...

Faroe: okay, if you’re ready!

Nor: hey, guys, Faroe and I are dating

the rest of the Nordics, in sync not missing a beat: FINALLY-

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aph Faroe Islands: why am i dressed like this? is it because i like attention?

aph Faroe Islands: i mean, who doesn’t like attention?

aph Norway, from seemingly nowhere: ME!

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aph Faroe Islands: *flirts with Norway*

Norway: *flirts back*

Faroe: *panics and dies on the spot*

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aph Norway: just, promise you won’t fall in love with me

Faroe Islands: i promise i won’t fall in love with you

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Faroe Islands, to Iceland 5 minutes later: I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHH

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Norway: you know the first thing i thought when i first saw you?

Faroe Islands: “god, that woman wears a lot of pink”?

Norway:

Norway: you know the second thing i thought when i first saw you?

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finland & faroe: *challenging one another to Don’t You Want Me on karaoke*

norway, drunk off his ass: i want you!! i do!!!