spotted a tiny moving line on the basement wall from the treadmill just now and hopped off to investigate, peered closely at it for a second only to realize it was a millipede and I could leave it alone, got back on the treadmill and went about my business. this was probably really funny from the millipede's perspective
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save me mindflayer ultrakill
mindflayer
mindflayer ultrakill save me
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Since mysteriously gaining Archeops features, Emmet has taken a liking to all kinds of berries. Understandably, Volo isn't very amused.
(aka the first thing I drew regarding Emmet being a berry menace - I thought that it would be funny that, even though he's still Emmet, his Archeops features make him really enjoy any kind of berry sdflkj)
(follow up of sorts to this post)
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Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer AKA J.U.I.C.E: .could you imagine i was supposed to have BEEN LAUNCHED ON APRIL 13TH BUT NO. stupid lightning
Pioneer 10 AKA TEN: .Yeah I bet you'd have like to be launched on Homestuck Day.
Pioneer 9 AKA NINE: .What's Homestuck?
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Hmmm... I'm thinking a g1 cartoon-ish setting, Soundwave having a fun time sucking Megatron silly. Acts of service are both this love language and his kink
Soundwave just having a chill fun time, absentmindedly swallowing Megatron's spike while kneeling between Meg's legs as he sits on his throne, maybe working on something because it's not like deepthroating is an intellectually strenuous task.
Meanwhile, Megatron has a death grip on his armrest and his vocalizer deactivated as he desperately tries to preserve his dignity. Soundwave has apparently decided to try and suck his spark out through his spike, which is a more effective assassination attempt than anything Starscream has tried in the last millenia
He is NOT going to overload down Soundwave’s throat in less than five minutes like a virgin newbuild. Even if the sight of Soundwave’s beautiful lips wrapped around him, the all-encompassing sensation of his hot wet mouth, and the way his tongue is teasing and worrying the underside of his spike are all making that incredibly difficult for him
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what do you think abt my good friend Litoria pinocchio ....?....
Well firstly I did not know you could add styles to asks now, so that's new and exciting.
Secondly, that's a four and a half star frog (based on John Green's Anthropocene Reviewed scale) if ever there was one.
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It bears a striking resemblance to Pristimantis appendiculatus, at least as far as rostral ornamentation goes.
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Haha, I wonder what happened.
Orignal post here
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