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idk what's happening in the 2nd one

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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

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Mermaid marine rescue aus are kinda just a really convoluted form of an underlying petplay kink if you think about it

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Brainstorm’s recent work accident, Preceptor is oddly pleased with the result.

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The people who make transformers porn have my respect because I have tried drawing these fuckass things in normal poses and it made me wanna kill myself

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Can you imagine if transformers had buttons for clits

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bonus:

idk what to say abt this LMAO

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My drafts are killing and biting me rn

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imagine prowl and mesothulas having an odd but ultimately entirely professional relationship due to a lack of attraction from prowl's side but when he meets tarantulas again his stupid dick springs up so hard it almost shoots a hole through his panels and prowl hates that this is how he found out he's a freak.

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Lost light pinup calender...

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ive been obsessed with these old posters with pretty girls on them lately

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trying new brushes eeee💥

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Have we ever spoke about the scene in tfp season1 episode 4 where Ratchet and Optimus get jumped by the army of undead. It looks like one big orgy gone wrong and i need them absolutely destroyed by dead spikes.

i've literally been saying this for years it is one of the first of my fully formed thoughts when i first watched tfp. they should have gotten fucked within an inch of their lives by those horny zombies.

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Laughed very hard at tumblrs for you page adventure yesterday, so here I offer: Ratchet training Drift to be a premature ejaculator that creams his panels as soon as he gets the slightest hint of medic milf pussy. Can't even look below Ratchets waist in public anymore, or he has to excuse himself to clean up the sticky mess he makes. Ratchet has lots of fun riding his spike, now constantly leaking transfluid like a faucet, as Drift whimpers and cries from overstimulation

-v3nth

AUGH. I actually love premature ejaculation so much i'm biting and hollering and screaming and jumping etc etc. Ratchet trains Drift into a pitiful little premature ejaculator using his fat milf pussy and Drift is never the same. just a whiff of that thing has him cumming his panels like a mechling. no self-control whatsoever. Ratchet likes him like that :)

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could be really funny if ratchet and optimus were getting sexy about things and scissoring and then whoops! ratchet's laying eggs IN optimus. pushing more and more into optimus' tight valve until he's crying and begging ratchet to give him a break.

YEAH. we haven't talked about bots laying eggs into another bot through their pussy in a while. Ratchet just can't stop once he's started and Optimus gets a full clutch of eggs and then some...

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trying to show restraint