I watched the 1st and 2nd episode of Arcane with my sister and these were some of the conversations we had while watching it
(For context I tried watching Arcane while on an airplane ride but I gave up after watching like..half of the 1st episode before getting bored and stopping, I quickly realize that it was just the airplane jet lag that made me bored because I now realize I stopped just as the show was getting interesting lol)
(Conversations under cut)
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*Enemy intro starts*
Sister:Wait- This was an Arcane ost?
Me:Yeah, you didn't know?
Sister:No, I know I heard it somewhere but I didn't know it was Arcane! It's by Imagine Dragons though, right?
Me:Yeah?..
Sister:I hate Imagine Dragons, they're like a meme-
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*The scene where Vi is trying to steal the Kirammans house*
Sister:Why do I feel like everyone in the fandom just wouldn't like Powder?
Me:*Stays completely silent for a good 10 seconds out of pure speechlessness* Haha..Uh..yeah-
Sister:Am I wrong? They're all like "oH mY gOd sHe'S sO AnnOyiNG" (She's completely unaware)
Me:Um..yeah I guess- (She doesn't know-)
(Also while I was trying to introduce the characters at the start, I was specifically referring to Powder as Powder and not Jinx yet, totally not for any unrelated reason nope-)
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Sister:*Hates Mylo for being like the "urm actually ☝️🤓 meme the whole time"
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*We both make one too many "Urm he's right behind me isn't he?" jokes throughout while watching*
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*Sister says that Grayson (The enforcer) looks like Lord Farquadd)
Sister:So like is Aphelios in this? (She knows about my obessesion with him)
Me:Uh, no, I wish but he's like completely unrelated and- *Goes into a brief but very brainrot explanation about the regions and how the League champions are divided into them) This is Piltover and Zaun, Aphelios is like somewhere completely different-
Sister:Uh..right- *Nodding awkwardly*
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Sister:So where's Vander?
Also my sister:Almost completely ignores the part where Vander actually showed up until the start of the second episode where Jayce shows up*
Sister:*Points at Jayce* Is..that Vander?
Me:BRO
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Me:So that's Jayce, and that's Viktor.
Sister:Oh, Jayce is fine actually
Me:Yeah he is, but I'm more of a Viktor girlie-
Sister:Oh that makes sense.
Me:Hm?
Sister:You like the ones that look like they're mogging, you like them cheekbones like Aphelios-
Me:Don't say that- So is Jayce!-
Sister:Yeah but not as much as Viktor look, he looks like he's gonna start mewling-
Me:STOP
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*Heimerdinger shows up*
Sister: What is that?
Me:That's Heimerdinger! Aw he's so cute here!-
Sister:He looks like the Lorax!
Me:He's small because he's a Yordle, they're like these creatures-
Sister:A yordle? Bro, imagine being called a yordle, that's a horrible name-
Me:Oh also they're immortal, they can't die-
Sister:Immortal? Imagine them reproducing and becoming like an invasive species-
Me:Don't- *Stops my sister* Don't go there, but it's funny you say that they're an invasive species because they kind of are, in universe? Like everyone hates them and finds them annoying
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Heimerdinger: *Something something* "ARCANE Magic"
Me:*Points at the TV like a wojack* Oh! Oh! They said the title of the show!-
(Both for the shits and giggles and also because I genuinely didn't know thats where the title came from)
Sister:Are you making one of those jokes?
Me:It's funny..
Sister:"Me when I'm watching 'You' and they say the title of the show"-
*Bursts out laughing together*
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*The scene where Jayce gets kicked out the academy and standing in the rain*
Me:So like..you said that Jayce was hot-
Sister:Not right now, he's like wet and sopping-
Me:So? Is that, not the hottest thing a guy can do?
Sister:No, he looks all musty.
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Me:I just gotta warn you, Jayce does not look like that in the game-, like, none of them do, this is a completely different universe, I mean..Viktor definitely does not look like that in the game (I say as I do a villainous cackle in my head)
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