#as someone who hasnt really listened to project meridian i fucking exploded when i listened to this

[pandoraroid]

"Your Playful Werewolf Boyfriend is a Menace to Society" how wonderful

(very messy reactions & thoughts as i listen lol)

HIS ACCENT???? i have folded. erik does such a good job with accents

"why hello my love. i've missed you." :(((((( ivefyckingmelted

"i'm hungry." guy coded

"oh i'm always hungry for that. is my love offering?" JESUS

"my love" NO WORDS. IVE FUCKING FOLDED.

"it is quick, it's hot, and ready." yeah i bet it fucking is

"like someone else you know" FUCKING HELL

"tomato is the fruit" oh thank fucking god

DOORBELL RINGED MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY

"even pizza is upsetting... this is big" HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING

"you must, my love. please?" WHATEVER YOU SAY GORGEOUS SIGDKDHDJDVDJ

"in a few moments i won't have thumbs to open the door... [laughs] oh yes, checkmate, my mate." FOLDED AND GAGGED

HE SERIOUSLY FUCKING SHIFTED FOR THIS SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS

the panting omfg

MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY

"hey, how's it going?" I'M FLOORED

THE VOICE???? HELLO????? I NEED HIM

"damn your dog is big. that's wild." actually collapsed when i heard that

IS THIS NONCHALANT GUY???? WHATHEHELL /pos ilovehim

"why is your dog wearing gym shorts?" a fashion choice "oh, love that." HELP?????

DID THE LISTENER SERIOUSLY SAY BUTT PROBLEMS AHAHAHAHAHHA WHY THE FUCK WOULD GUY SAY "oh, love that" TO THAT????? WHAT

"i have a wonderful butt. as you have said many times." OH I'M FUCKING SURE WE DID

the sulking is cute omfg

"apology accepted. now kiss me-" dear god i am knocking on your door i have seen the good you have done for others WHEN WILL IT BE ME-

he's so asher and guy coded. am crying (does this mean he's the pack beta or no what-)

"oh, have you heard the lastest pack talk?" MOR FOOLIVERSE TALBOT PACK MOR MOR GIMME MORE

"i don't know with your little text chats with the other mates-" THAT'S SO????? /pos

"davey's mate is talking all the time. they have secrets they csn't keep." first of all, DAVEY???? DAVEY???? IM SCREAMING second, ANGEL IS MENACE IS EVERY UNIVERSE AHHAHAHAHAHA

"when talking, his mate called him puppy." OH GOOD LORD AHAHHAHAHAHA THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING

"no, it's good for him. he's too serious all the time. he could to lighten up." ASHER??? i get that this is an au though but I NEED TO SEE THAT SKGSKSVS

"and i see you've brought the gorgeous face. very generous." HOOOOOOOOO LORD

"i love you. very much. and i also love pizza when it's hot so we should eat." so guy coded 😭 but ilytoobby

uuuhhh uuuhhh last thoughts??? i'm loving au/anthology(?). and as someone who's only still starting to listen in shit (/pos), it's sooo much fun lolz so curious so find out about david in this au