#askalexmoranmoriarty

[unhingedcontractkiller-blog]

After the last episode of Teen Wolf, I had to ask: would Maria volunteer to fuck Alex if it was the only way to save him from crazy virgins killer (we then have to suppose Alex is still a 21 years old virgin or something, shh, just go with it)?

THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I NEED TO WATCH

also killer or not i'm pretty sure she'd volunteer to fuck him any day of the week look at that jawline i mean

[anarchiist]

GUYS i just watched bambi 2 and the seb/alex feels just alex is so like bambi his mother is dead so he lives with his always busy dad (bambis dad seb) and bambi meets a cute fawn who is maria and there is this rival fawn who idk is yet and he always wants to impress and make his dad happy and i juST

[thekidwiththegun]

((Just wondering, does anyone know what happened to askalexmoranmoriarty?

Because I loved the mun and muse, and when I went to the blog it said 'Not found'

This has made me seriously upset D: Does anyone at all know if they changed blogs or something?))

[consultingsister-archive]

Sorry, a friend is round but here is Hell, a new character of mine! She's not set up yet, but she will be tonight!

[jimthecrim]

☎ (the technically not existing son request a drunk message, please)

Aleeeex~ Alexander, Alexis, Aaaaaaaladin, it's just sooo boring! Why couldn't we have named you something grander, something more classic? Like-.. Like Albert?? Albert Einstein Moran Moriarty! Now THAT'S a name! Anyway I was calling to- *beep*-Message Saved-

[scrabblemug]

((Let me pour you my love for Ben down your askbox))

ooc: 

[unhingedcontractkiller-blog]

I'm quite sure the Malex ship in a TV Show would be the biggest plot twist ever. Like, Maria would be in troubles, and we wouldn't have heard from Alex in 3 seasons, and suddenly he is here with a smug smile and a 'Need some help?' attitude, and Maria kicks him in the balls for staying away, and we're back on day one with LOTS OF GLORIOUS KISSES AND HOPE FOR THIS SHIP TO SINK

AU WHERE I GET OVER THIS SHIP

(au where maria gets over alex)

(what)

[meredith-annabelle-hooper-blog]

askalexmoranmoriarty said: // I was so afraid it would be a meh gift XD

nope 

it's perf

her gift is going to be sort of funny

but also sort of sweet

as sweet as she can get

[scrabblemug]

I know we never talked, but... 95%.

[trustme11thedoctor]

I'm quite glad you decided to save the earth afterall. And I think you are a very good man, Doc'.

[unhingedcontractkiller-blog]

'saw cinderella in a party dress' I JUST HAD A MALEX THOUGHT like she would have wanted to be alex's cinderella but nope she was /just/ the fairy godmother aka the one who gets to help him and love him with all her heart but never get to be with him because it's not how the story was written

WELL HELLO THERE SATAN

no but i didn't realize how much that song could give me malex feels sOB