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(Cabinetduo guy voice) can i get some ccabinetduo if that’s alright?

I ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ CABINETDUO DONT EVEN PLAYYYY w me ofc you can have them forever and ever :] #BUTCHERARMYWASRIGHT #BUTCHERARMYWASRIGHT #KILL #MAIM #KILL #RAGE #ANGER #JUSTIFIED #KILL

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hey cutie can i get a doodle. of suited up election cpumpkin. pleek

ANYTHNG FR YOU DELILAH MY DELILAH HERES SM TOXICA AND HIS MAN (either direction applicable) also once again shout out @tgirlschlatt fr cschlatt hater dialog i needed her input now more than ever

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to no ones surprise. my awesome vote :] may i get a pumpkinduo doodle of them just hanging out and being gay

YESSS THIS IS HUGE ANYTHNG FR YOU MUMMEL 👊☝️🏚👏 merchant q gay isms frever n ever. no guys srsly they hate eachother sooooo bad they even sleep in the same bed and hang out all the time and cschlatt stays despite having a million chances to leave and trusts cq specifically tht he will help her over everybody else and cq literally does and cq tortures on her fucking behalf and goes insane abt her constantly and they kiss and hang out and play board games nonstop and gay kiss and there's pumpkin pies in the lnv slot machines and the jerk off book is just kept and around and there's a manburg flag in cqs enderchest but they literally hate eachother of course guys we've cracked it

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every day i mourn the fact that cpumpkinduo could have become the next gomez and morticia in this fandom if only people had read their relationship right

TEARING MY SHIRT OPEN NO LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY my 9/11 is ppl's bone chilling media illiteracy and it happens to me EVERY DAY multiple times. they're MATCHING in how bizarre and strange they are there's no nefarious malicious horror dynamic there's no abuse on either end they're just speaking in tongues!!!

it's weird loaded kinda shouldn't be doing this in public power plays, it's hiding the earnest want to be with eachother expressed through riddles and actions, it's cq eating cschlatts heart and saying he doesn't gaf abt him to a crowd he's performing for then crawling to CBADBOYHALO OF ALL PEOPLE (?) with cschlatts bloody bones in his hands asking about revival, it's cschlatt spiraling in manburg so bad that one of the things that gensrs destroys a MASSIVE chunk of his stability is cq shooting him (he dies frm this the same way he did during the FESTIVAL, another manic self betraying decision he didn't think would escalate that far), cq leaving, then him thinking cq planted the tnt under manburg (which was actually cwilbur ✌️ smthing cq tried to talk him out of. btw. cq who's entire deal is he hates being looked down on he doesn't like being treated as lesser spent an entire thing pleading with cwilbur to let him meet up w cschlatt. who he then doesn't corner or hurt and earnestly engages with in a clear plan tht would allow him to step down w/o harm. they make prenup jokes during the fucking meeting don't speak to me.). "you left me in my hour of need" WHAT THE FUCK. having GAY SEX in front of CQS DAD while he was ACTIVELY ENGAGED WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!!!! cq keeps the fucking jerk off book he kept the manburg flag in his enderchest cschlatt reaches out to CQ FOR REVIVAL despite having countless options he tries to keep learning spanish for him he's allowed to leave lnv and yet he keeps coming back so they can play board games cq is directly propelled into TORTURE on schlatts behalf he already has plenty motivation why was cschlatt needed in this plotline. can we get goddamn REAL

the fandom urge to scrub down every interesting dynamic into a one note dehumanized abuser prop and uwu poor baby blameless mush woobie KILLS me, and ESPECIALLY with how much people show their asses abt it. (i've said it before i'll say it again. why do you see addicts and brown people as inherently crueler meaner more sadistic abusers assaulters ✌️ and why am i killing you with meteors) it's such a disservice to everything involved it's so boring and one note and Nothing it's NOTHING. make ocs and stop bothering me.

like if it pisses you off stay pissed oawf idc.... t4t gomez and morticia cpumpkins is beautiful and true cschlatt stunning revived politician arm candy in lnv and cq freak weirdo who loves her so much and hunts people with bricks about it. like get mad if you wanna but they will keep kissing idk what to tell you

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Gamble my beloved… A requestie for a Kon doodle… mayhaps,,,,

CAS MY WORL MY DEAR FRIEND yes but of course here's yr bbgirl. she was so fun to draw and so cuteness as well tysm for the request :] casino and gamble 🎰 much to think abt

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you should draw cschlatt btw i hear you're mad tall and attractive with really good taste and great takes goodbye handsome we will never see eachother again

WOWWWWW so true and real tysm for the ask and kind words omg...smthing tells me this asker is also incredibly tall over 6ft and really powerful and one could say even very knowledgeable abt lore in an extremely autistic and turnt way w like annotations and even deleted streams and things of that nature....goodbye forever you're like a lighthouse in a raging storm

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☠️ and 🟥 for c!Schlatt and Quackity for the headcanon ask game :]

GM LOKI TY FR THE ASK \○/! HOPE YR DOIN WELL ok. my dark thoughts.

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

WELL. well. i think it's p p clear both these ppl have sm pretty deep set anger issues 😭 like it's v much prevalent fr both of them. i 100% would say cq is way worse tho he's much more direct he holds way more grudges he's like. actively and consistently homicidal which cschlatt isn't. she's canon kinder thn ppl give her credit for, grumbles but ultimately just rolls her eyes, or gets more upset for comedy reasons but cq like. gets mad in traffic and crashes their cars so whoever played w him also dies. WAY WORSE AND CRUELER ACTIONS they hate him for his violent sense of justice and also his good taste in music 🙌 but fr hcs erm..well for a cute anger one i'm a HUGE sucker fr hybridisms playing into who characters are/as reflections of themselves so i like to think the cschlatt can't suppress himself (and shouldn't have to) story point can rlly come through here in v moe ways. fr example erm...if she gets flustered or annoyed her ear will start flicking (cute) and if she gets real frustrated he does the lil sheep hoof stomp thing on instinct and tht makes her even more frustrated (cute). conversely my cq anger hc is after everything tht happened to him in the dsmp i dont think he could ever fully. let go of tht anger in his heart esp since it kept him Alive he's gen not wrong fr a lot of it but i do think he tries to find normal outlets however he can so he does weird shit like. idk drawing ppl who piss him off on office sticky notes then setting it on fire and watching it turn to ash nodding v pleased n proud w himself like he did smthing. catharsis w/o trying to beat ppl w clawhammers YYAYYY

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

erm whale i guess i will do manburg fr here...ithink their room there is v. cozy cute v lived in v theirs 😭. it's in a rlly good spot in the whitehouse w a pretty view and big windows and since they got first pick over tubbo + fundy they're infinitely pleased/smug abt its quality. they have a lil adjustable canopy over the bed so they can get cozy AND it has fairy lights tht cq added and schlatt was like are you stupidddddd get this junk outta here. but likes it so bad tht whenever the dumbass manburg power shuts off he sits looking at it wistfully at the foot of the bed like huh. what. it's fine. i don't care.

fr living hc i think schlatt can cook REALLY REALLY SUPRISINGLY WELL he's got good instincts fr it...great flavor profiles and such. he rlly enjoys it too, domestic lil things like that, but unfortunately standing too long in the kitchen fucks up his joints and smtimes he needs to take a good long mb hours long breaks after and it pisses him off Extremely #normal #normal. but he still does it as much as he can as a stubborn guy idk i think it's a kinda way to show he cares abt ppl. she shoves food plates at tubbo fundy like cmonnnn stop eating garbage yr gnna get scurvy just eat this DAMN. not like i care. then preen under the shocked praise she receives after like 😌 well idont want my team eating garbageee we have a reputation here......SO CUTEEE KYAAA♡ that said i don't think she herself is v good at eating like. the effort it can take her + the self hate thts caught up in everything abt her + the just being kinda sickly all the time + alcohol making him nauseous often + having e/d symptoms he just. doesn't eat v well. my baby X'[

conversely i think cq lwk sucks at cooking its like. it's not Awful or Inedible but iits like. often wrong? like smthng abt it will just go sideways even if he really tries his best, his cartoonish donald duck ass luck kicks in and suddenly the rice is fucked up even though he counted the water to rice ratio THREE TIMES and he used the THERMOMETER ON THE CHICKEN and he hovers over the stove anxiously the whole time giving himself ulcers n shit. he probably hasn't had to cook as much b4hand due to yk. juvie + not having a home fr a good chunk of his life = low food standards. traveling the touch he has and just eating w/o caring fr its quality. or then sam making stuff fr him. but he rlly does try AND on account of having a lotta energy he can handle doing stuff often even if it's mid. the egg is a lil too crispy and the bacon went on fr a touch too long but it's all seasoned well and cq is v v proud of it so ppl eat it. i also think he notices tht schlatt doesnt eat enough doesn't take to it doesnt. gestures. so he tries to be considerate of that like damn look thts crazyyyyyy we just happen to have enough left after breakfast fr you to eat this despite being holed up in yr office wowwwww wht are the odds!!!!!! and cschlatt does his lil deflection eyerolls as per usual but he's always taken off guard by it like ':} fucking whatever you lil freak. and then picks at what he can all happy. UUWGH. IT'S FINE. CHAIN LIGHTNING

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death of t4t url this is so sad (real ones remember it was a pride month url)

REAL ONE REMEMBER THIS!!! and tbh you're realer than me bcs itotally forgot thts was the reason 😭 but don't worry mb smday it will return as t4tpumpkins not too unsimilar to jesue...ii'm just extremely extremely excited i wanted to match w my angel X'[ if anybody finds any of my analysis in any way valuable PLEASE check out my girl i'm not afraid to admit she's smarter than me. and lwk i ain't bad i DO think i have smthng to offer i DO think my analysis is flavorful i DO think my discussion/debate skills are good. but like. wowowowow. he's gensrs such a deeply intelligent and insightful and well read person it like blows me away the lines she drops he's sooo so so fucking smart. AND i'm not biased bcs even when we FIRST MET WAY BACK WHEN, i STILL thought this. it was all so incredible the turn of phrase the way baa'd dissect media..the v v striking visuals she would come up w genuinely unstoppable and thts hasn't stoped for a second. GO FOLLOW @tgirlschlatt OR I'M DROPPING ANOTHER BOMB

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HI HURIEL!!! May I possibly get a doodle of c!Schlatt in a 1920s-inspired flapper dress and c!Quackity in a 1920s-inspired suit please? Maybe theyre both smoking using those long cigarette holders that were popular during the era. The doodle doesn't have to be super complex btw! You're so cool and awesome and I hope you're doing well :]

OMG HI LOKI :'[ TYSM FR THIS REQ AND YR VOTE AND YR KIND WORDS TBH I CRODE....this was so so fun to draw yr so creative w it ill probably come back to color it too after the polls hheheh. v sharming. yr so awesomesauce btw HOPE YR HAVING A GOOD DAY TOO :HEART_HANDS_EMOJI: BE SAFE OUT THERE o(^o^)o

and as per usual @tgirlschlatt fr cschlatt dialog she's so smart and true and beautiful ijust start chasing ppl istart chasing them to kill them

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🌻 hi :]

HIIII HOPE YR DOING WELL :] ty fr the ask erm.. ok for the random convo thing ....ii'm like. mmy hair is turning white frm stress i'm srs it's like killing me. even just three years ago it was only slightly salt n peppery but now it's like. hhelp it's rlly rlly bad my ma gave me hair dye for it UNPROMPTED wtf is that supposed to mean...iim 25 dude I'M TWENTY FIVE. AS OF LIKE A WEEK AGO IT'S FRESH. not too long ago i went on a business road trip w my family and sweet princess and i caught wht i looked like in the well lit vanity mirror ass gas station bathroom my like face dropped. dawg even the way im built like...ii look like smone's young and turnt emo mom do you get what im saying. idek what to do ithurts

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hi!! i saw your tags and i agree with everything you said/added on, especially with machismo being apart of cQs character which is almost NEVERR talked abt thank youuu

BWAHHH TYSM IT'S AN HONOR tbh :'] i followed you for yr excellent cq analysis and the fact you also acknowledge how him being mexican is like crucially important to his arc who he is how he does thing in a fanon thts all to happy to scrub that away....explain it away....yadda yadda y varias cosas asi

like...idk i do wish i could put a better, more coherent finger on it but idk! his hunger and his drive, his thing abt legacy and how that ties into his culture, the obvious pride he holds for it despite being in a server where tbh lets all say it he got racist shit thrown his way smthing crazy 😭 all the time. LAS NEVADAS. EL RAPIDS. even the way he dresses sm of his aesthetics his masculinity his little fuckass vaquero outfits. and like we both mentioned his posturing is distinctly latino the dick measuring contents he gets into!! even the way he jokes around tbh w you!!!

there's sm i wanna talk abt and sm i wanna expand on but i don't wanna derail yr ask too bad so yesyes tysm :] blow up yr life latino style or bust we're on legacy lockdown

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this reminded me of u

NO LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY he's so experienced and mature omggg♡♡♡ he's a business owner he's an investment "banker" he's a single mother he's a crypto bro he owns a house maybe and it's cuz he's had all that extra time at his big ass age. to get it done. it's like this look at this 👇 look at my post

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anything for u q loml. can i has a cee tinarose. or even perhaps a ponmk

YESSS delilah my everythang this is how we can still sweep THANK YOU. iwill have to owe you on a tinarose fr now (ihave been wanting to get to them so iwill as soon as ican ☝️) but here is a my most dearest ponk my fav quack doctor w her fake doctorate

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um. cschlatt finds out shes transfem post revival. is this anything.

AUGH IT'S EVERYTHING it'suwgwudgdhgh. hold on let me explain.

i think the cschlatt transfem throughline is, again, soso easy to read theres sm to dig into and chew on. i'm genuinely bewildered it's not smthng ppl hve picked up on more because it seems so v clear to me.

guy refuses to accept help bcs he sees it as weakness makes it v clear his narrative lesson is -> he should allow himself support and compassion w/o recoiling, because he's allowed to want it and need it, w/o masking it in disgust or irony.

on that point, guy refuses to see himself as disabled despite having very very blatent disabilities that leave him in horror of himself -> a panicked assertion of power to take back "control". ok ,what is he in "control" of, what can he wield, what can he have a narrative over.

guy likes being called a pretty princess and wears dresses "as a joke", using that same irony coated sheen he uses w a Lot of the things he's afraid of being more earnest in, like his care for other people or his wants. he likes being wined and dined and cooed at, and then reacts to "feminine" things, the possibility of being "not a man", in the same wild rejection as the other two, the rejection of the body. a real man doesn't care if he's betrayed, that's why he takes it so personally. a real man doesn't care abt sm partner, who needs 'em, and thats why the bow shot becomes a canon death that he feels personally heartbroken abt. a real man isn't scared and panicked and a real man isn't disabled and isn't needy. and he definitely isn't afraid. and he doesn't like the dresses. -> well. yknow how it is.

even the gym...we don't know his limbo specifically but i think it's pretty easy to infer that the gym is at least partially a manifestation of it? ghosts are confirmed to be able to be tied to locations, like mexican dream w el rapids. and in his, he has that "control", surrounded by that ideal figure, here he's powerful and on top and sooooo intouchable. the mask worked. and it doesn't actually because it still doesn't match up w how he acts. a "real man" doesn't need anything, doesn't care about anything, and glatt is still still still so deeply needy and clingy and longing for connection, and still tries to mask it w things like "spanish lessons" and "horror mansions" tht end up just being an excuse to throw little parties in. uuwgh. who even ca(blows up 320 walls with my mind)

additionally ppl forget that limbo is supposed t like..not actually be hell lmao? it's torturous for sure but it isn't like. supposed to represent their worse nightmare? it's supposed to, i think, represent a state of being unable to move on. the train that won't ever pick you up. a existence of blankness where you can't feel a thing except waiting for the other shoe to drop. a gym full of idols that you will never be able to "live up to".

bcs of that schlatt is bigender (✌️) to me specifically...cuz he clearly likes Parts of masculinity. the little conman shtick, the big guy-isms. it's smthing he enjoys, but he's v clearly fearful and panicked abt the "Ideal Masculine Figure™️", the mythologized toxic version in his quest for control. the conman thing is fun and easy, and the freaked out assertion of "i'm a man, i'm not weak or scared, i'm not like them." is smthng else entirely.

(and again the symbolism WHATT the fuck was going on in the writer's room. the gym is handled like a trap that he can't get out of by himself, and being in the sun, being visible is tangibly equivalent to being burned. Fucking Excuse Me? Answer My Emails.)

anyways this is very brief and i could talk abt this for 53 years and counting but the thesis statement is estrogen and anti psychotics could've saved her 👍and she does eventually get revived and accepts it abt herself and he's so happy and loved. forever and ever. happy tgirl cschlatt tuesday‼️

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if those text post about the sa stuff is about cq i am baffled with how blind someone has to be to be that bad at media literacy and racist hello

no like. lmao it's super abt cq and yeah. it's horrible.✌️ i like don't even know where to begin w what an awful take it is. can we be people.

it's just uhh. well. imo not good to take v v lighthearted joke/outta context bits that aren't given narrative weight and then spin them into something they Never Were for some like. idk. leeway? is that what it is? leveling the playing field? i see this talk abt cquackity frm a lot of ppl (v consistently in cdr*blr, just to paint a picture lmao.) but the one that makes me the saddest is frm ppl who rlly like cschlatt and wnna fight back at his unjust bigoted fanon treatment by being unjust and bigoted to. another character?  like. ok? ���

the worst thing is, for the second group, (first group don't matter i'm not wasting my time arguing w ppl like that), is that it's coming from ppl who are like. all things considered completely right abt cschlatt! it's absolutely correct to get upset abt an addict being demonized, having all his actions taken in the worst faith imaginable. having joke bits that don't have narrative weight treated as hard canon when that's not the case at all, just to paint some stupid picture that woobifies and dilutes other characters at his textually supposed to be sympathetic expense. it's ridiculous! that's all true!! cschlatt sweep forever that's my special princess like i agree!!!

so if you can understand that taking bits where he's like slapping cqs ass, or making boy prostitute jokes at cfundy, or batting people around jokingly/w no narrative weight are clearly meant to be at most shitty jests w no added pressure to them, and painting it as smthing else is disingenuous and transparent. why the hell are you taking like this abt cquackity then 😭 why the hell are HIS actions suddenly being scrutinized w the same rightfully critiqued incorrect lense! it's just sowugrrugrbrfnjfk

and on top of that, you cannot divorce the way ppl look at things and the way they filter them. like uhh for example. there's a stream where ckarl just like drugs cquackity. he puts heroin in his shit and it causes him a psychotic break and q chases the guy like an animal abt it for quite a while until he sobers up. ckarl also called him like ugly and stupid and unlikable and at one point hunted him down with an axe across the map bcs he left him at a joke altar. and i have never once in my life seen ppl freak out at ckarl abt it and go ohhh he must be a secret abuser oooh. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT TRUE AND SHOULD NEVER BE A TALKING POINT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 OBVIOUSLY!!! it's not supposed to be taken that way in the narrative at all. ckarl is explicitly a good guy, who means well and likes playing pranks on his friends who he loves dearly enough to sacrifice himself for them over and over. there's no awful weight to these actions he's playing his damn touys. when shit is meant to be held to a standard it literally just is held to it the dsmp isn't subtle there's no way around it. and if smone tried to tell you anything different abt it the ridicule they'd deserve would be astronomical.

ctubbo tried to drown ctommy and spent the whole time giggling abt it. that doesn't mean ctubs is some kinda freak abt it because it's treated in the narrative as a bit. ctommy hits and lashes out at cjack a lot. it's never treated or supposed to be taken as ctommy fucking abusing him. 😭 cschlatt and cq make jokes at eachother and it just point blank is never coded in any other way than them doing bits and speaking in freak tongues and having gay ghost sex infront of cq's fucking dad and being light hearted assholes to eachother until we get to the scenes where weight IS being applied. and even then it's not abusive it's human conflict between equals. like fuck's sake.

and idk. like i said, it rlly is interesting that it's applied to those character specifically. and the hypocritical gross ass double standard of it all is suddenly like. so ignorable huh how weird. so you see specifically the addict character who's at most an asshole as some uniquely scary demon evil abuser despite him not being that at all. you see this mentally ill deeply psychotic dude who's at most an asshole and think he's a violent freak who beats his brother even though he clearly isn't. you see this brown character, one of the ONLY ones, and suddenly yr stumbling over yrself abt how he's a violent assaulter and also fantasy racist to white characters despite all the. wow yr rlly cool and normal and not transparent at all hahaha. wow. hah. what a world.

anyways yeah like. i'm not gnna engage w this fuckass topic no more gensrs. it's bad for my blood sugars it's bad for my liver i've said my piece i'm done i'm sick of it. 👍 i'm just gnna start blocking even more ppl and focusing on the good of the fanbase instead. sucks that it's so common and unchecked but whatttt can you do except keep sending ghouls and devils to their addresses. if you have this wack ass "interpretation" do us both a favor and fucking block me. sword slash through the chest and you're on fire.

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Hey i come to you in distress because i know you’re a c!schlatt enjoyer. Do you get filled with anger when you see dad-schlatt hcs or is that just. Just me

you KNOW #1 fanon hater schlatt defender and tubbo has agency and his own opinions believer is constantly seething and thinks it's the lamest shit ever 😎👊 i have things to complain abt here for sure. first off:

the dadschlatt stuff in a TRUE dsmp disconnected au does have the potential to be extremely moe. to me. cschlatt ctubbo are my favorite guys, so all the gooey art and cute concepts and little matching sweaters they're always portrayed w are deeply adorable to me it makes me coo so audibly ;___; mis chivitos

howeverrr uhhh. whenever i see it in fanbase as applied to the dsmp itself well 😋 you really can't divorce that from the fact ppl r INVENTING an alcoholic abuser parental figure to be creepy and gross to tubbo. just to add a dynamic to their ints that isn't there at all, and can't be by nature of who they are and how they act. why are you doing that to the addict character who's never presented that way at all lol? why are you taking away all the deeply interesting choices tubbo makes and why he makes them, the traumas he suffers, and center them on one guy forever to the point you have to lie to justify it lmao? take a writing class and an addiction empathy class RIGHT NEOWWWW

like idk what to tell you but cschlatt is v explicitly coded as like...an older brother's cool ass friend. cclingy speak to him casually and w familiarity, as does cwilb like. they know him. for clearly a while. ctommy ctubbo both think he's awesome, they both wear little schlatt replica suits when he first joins the server bcs they're so excited to see him again, they snap a bunch photos w him, and then when cschlatt got banned he spent the next TWO HOURS just hanging out on call w them, which is canon int. (like how there's a dsmp iskall cuz of the time he joined fundy on a tour, or cq's first official time on the smp was in a vc w tommy.) like schlatt's far enough away for them to still be smone to be star-struck by, and they clearly hold him on a bit of a pedestal, but he's still close enough they're chummy and comfortable w him. it's textual and like. rridiculously adorable oh my gosh. my special guys.

so the coding w ctubbos relationship w him is just. yeah that older brother's friend, a shitty boss, guy who's snappy to you but is clearly projecting about it. and while there is sm stuff abt them thats incredibly purposeful and original to them, v reflective of their mindsets and parallels, there's no layer to it like that. cschlatt isn't his guardian, he isn't responsible for him in that way. they're just sm guys.

the thing that makes it even more annoying to me is there's ALREADY characters w a fraught emotional relationship w their father, that tackle how it affects their treatment of eachother, and responsibility the guardian owes them and fails to deliver on. cfundy and cwilbur !!!! ctommy and cwilbur too, cuz don't forget cwilb canonically raised him!! the layers of that are insane, especially paired w the layers cwilb has with his own father. this shit is generational.

so yeas to summarize 👍 ithink dadschlatt can be v v cute and sweetness, i am a sucker for some domestic aus and complex character relations. but generally speaking, i'm v soured on the concept of it being in the dsmp bcs like. why are you writing edgy creepypasta tier scenarios abt two guys who all things considered would end up pretty cool w eachother. don't talk to me