#quackitytheduck

[routeriver]

hola can i get erm the best blondies in the whole world 4ever n bags :3 pretty pls

YES YES YES YES

[apollos-boyfriend]

icarus how do u feel about cellbit x cucurucho. bc ive been feeling strangely enamored by them recently. theyre insane 2 me

i think everything on the island could be fixed if they passionately made out

[atthebell]

what happened w bolas today i was busy touching grass

tldr cellbit and baghs were hunkered down underground after the nuke went off and the watcher tasked them with fucking with the purgatory 2 participants-- it gave them op gear and set them loose on everyone and they ran around trying to (and occasionally succeeding at) killing people

important roleplay moments:

they said they'd been relying on each other to cope with the loss of the eggs & their loved ones (they both believe all the eggs died in the earthquake/because of the nuke and got mad at bad for trying to tell them otherwise)

they're somewhat listless and, in OG bolas fashion, set in the idea that this is the only option, so they want to follow whatever actions the eye/watcher gives them, as it's kept them alive and gives them things to do and they desperately need direction.

baghera killed brunim for having phil's face but not actually being him (iconic)

cellbit had several fun fuga throwback moments with pac and jvnq, and he got into it with natalan who claimed he'd been married to roier before (somewhat true in chafa lore (they were married for about five seconds and natalan Did Not Reciprocate roier's feelings) but not accurate to his own actual interest in the relationship, clearly said to piss cellbit off, we'll see if it comes up with qroier and whether he considers chafa canon to his character or not)

baghera's chainsaw wants to eat people tbh baghera popped off as she always does with the craziness fr pls watch her pov the way she killed bagi was so fucking funny

at the end they were led to a different place with a sharestone that had an error, and found the camp where richas and pomme had been staying when they were on egg island. they read a bunch of their signs, checked out their little house, and talked about missing their kids and how they wish they could've saved them (again, in rp they both believe the eggs are dead, and when seeing evidence to the contrary seemed confused. i think this was partly them genuinely believing the kids are dead and also bc they dont want to use their meta-knowledge that the eggs ARE alive when they're not supposed to know that).

they decided to go to bed, but the watcher told them they had one last mission-- to kill all the sinners. and then it gave them a sharestone back to the bolas bunker. they decided to go to bed anyway and ignored the mission. the watcher may have wanted them to kill each other, unclear exactly what the deal was

not clear if they're going to be back later this week to fuck with participants again or not-- i got the vibe of not really, but we'll see. they might return but do something different, cellbit said something about wondering if their gear was too op or not, but i don't know if he meant they'll be back and he wants to make sure they talk to admins about nerfing them a bit or if he just was chatting about it a little bit

also cellbit went live on his alt and talked a bit of meta, and said they sent some ideas to the admins and then were told they'd work something up but wanted to surprise them on the specifics. he talked about it being more rp than lore, and that purgatory 2 doesnt have to be entirely canon if people don't want it to be.

[arieava]

opens my suspicious suitcase .. u know what im asking for

slides you five quackities. pleasure doing business with you

[halftheway]

sneeg.dres.s now

oh dude. dude

[concorp]

aviva im gonna cry. aypierre wanted. for love. maximus missing. ohhh my goddd o hm ygod

he’s so in denial he saw his grave HE SAW HIS GRAVE POMME TOLD HIM HE WAS DEAD he doesn’t believe it it can’t be true he doesn’t care that maxo broke things off he still loves him more than anything this can’t have been the end that can’t have been their last conversation he still has to be out there somewhere he refuses to let himself truly grief

i think the reunion when maxo returns even as a different character is going to make me explode.

[ashyfly03]

Quackity at the Streamy Awards

[phissa]

I CANT WSTCH RN WHAT DO U MEAN "AI ROOM"

OK SO

THIS IS SOFIA. AN AI MAX BUILT BASED OFF OF INSTRUCTIONS A STRANGE MAN IN THE WOODS GAVE HIM, THE MAN ALSO SAID HE CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. cellbit and maxo are discussing her and building her a giant anteanna inside the jesus statue so she can absorb more info or someshit and the excuse they,l use is that its for one of cellbits enigmas,

[1990jeevas]

are you also unfortunately falling into the depths of the mcu

ive Been in the depths of mcu since civil war came out where have u been

[sunnydice]

ctnt for the ask game devil emoji

😈🤘 YESS it's so sucks it makes my skin crawl i dont ship it. hater nation rests for no one.

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Why don’t you ship it?

man because it's bad............................................ because it's not good because i'm tired of seeing it no matter how much i blacklist things. everyday i log on and see takes and portrayals so awful and strange and ooc it makes me take genuine pause. who even are these characters anymore i'm asking seriously. completely unrecognizable in the service of the lamest blandest version of a ship ever. the "white fave"ification of wilbur tht notoriously makes my blood boil and the fucking constant racism against cq jesus christ. tht gets in the way too lol!!

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What would have made you like it?

WELL my dark secret is i actually think ctnt is pretty good. in a Vaccuum. if i think of the cwilbur in my head i do get considerably less angry, it's just always tamped down by so much of the gunk around it.

if cq was treated differently and not like an object but a person with opinions and rightful reasons to be angry. if cwilb was treated like a person with flaws and not a sanded down uwu baby ant w rutsack. if the final streams didn't make me want to grab cwilb and like. spin him at mach speeds and swing him directly into the sun. maybe someday in the future i will be able to set stuff aside but rn i'm constantly surrounded by those awful aspects that set me off and there's no sign of any of tht changing so. the despiser i remain 🗣‼️

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Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i do think some of their back and forths are pretty good :] the parallels the l'manbergisms the comedy the desire to prove and be recognized. even the lnv bitchiness was pretty fun until people started lying abt all of it. again, i don't think this ship is awful at it's core i just think it's like. a little ruined for me at this point.

[routeriver]

ilove you. iclor eyoh i loveyou i love you. merry qmaxomas. happy maxom onday. eueueueuuuuhhhhhhh

delilah 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[apollos-boyfriend]

icarus pretty pls explain as much as u can of jaidens pov (and roiers if u can) i have no time at all and i wanna feel ur emoceans

YES i am late to answer but here is the gist of what happened (under the cut because OH BOY this got long):

jaiden spent the first hour-ish of stream out with bobby trying to find onions bc she needed them to make him roast chicken and complete the task of feeding the egg a food that starts with r. because of this, she and bobby were somewhat far away from the main area when things started going to shit

when she heard what was going on, she ran back home, both to have a bunker to hunker down in, and because tilin was still in their home due to having stayed over the night prior for a sleepover

tilin's still asleep when she gets back. bad drops by and further explains some of the situation. jaiden is Extremely panicked, but is reassured by roier messaging that he'll be logging on soon

tilin wakes up as bad drops by again. bad explains that he's going to go out and try to talk some sense into charlie, leaving dapper with jaiden for his safety. jaiden is now alone with three eggs and a madman on the loose.

one of the eggs asks what's going on. she cautiously explains that there was an accident with juanaflippa, and that her father is dealing with it in a less-than-ideal way. she herds the three down into the basement (behind a locked door for safety), distracting them by giving them seeds to plant and trying to not let her anxieties show for the sake of the kids

roier logs on. jaiden instantly runs out to greet him (attempts to, at the least, as he doesn't spawn in their house), hurriedly explaining the situation and the state of things. roier nearly instantly calms most of her worries, assuring her that they'll be alright. the eggs can defend themselves. charlie is just one man desperate for love and family. he's more dangerous to himself than he is to them.

bad and fit return to the house. there are now four eggs within.

charlie arrives. he's kind of instantly taken down by everyone in the house, rendered down to half a heart as they take him outside to talk him down. he places down a landmine that jaiden accidentally steps on, luckily only killing him. they remove all mines and weapons from his body in case he returns for them

everyone somewhat disperses. tilin stays with roier, jaiden, and bobby, not fully sure where their dad is (and not fully sure if they want to get back to him). the four of them sit around the campfire as roier tells the kids stories, which eventually turns into the two adults discussing tilin's current situation.

roier and jaiden end up coming to the conclusion of adopting tilin in a sort of co-parenting way. they're not taking them away from quackity, but also naming themselves as their caretakers and welcoming them into their family

bobby does not like this. bobby is very happy with being an only child. he starts a fight with tilin, one that he ends up winning, leading to tilin's death message appearing in chat. jaiden and roier quickly revive them, calming the two eggs down. roier chides bobby, saying he's plenty loved by both of them, and them taking in tilin doesn't mean they'll love him any less. there's no reason to be jealous.

quackity reaches out to jaiden, basically announcing a war against her and roier. because of charlie messaging him earlier, he mistakenly believes that she and roier have kidnapped tilin and are torturing them (further pushed by their death message in chat). jaiden tries to explain the situation, but quackity won't hear it

they return to the group, questioning quackity's rage. charlie admits to having given q the idea while in his rage, and the group sets out to find q so charlie can explain the situation (my memory gets a bit hazy on the sequence of events from here on out, so i apologize as things may be out of order)

they find q and explain the situation. he no longer wants to kill roier and jaiden, but the tension is still there.

the group discusses the prospect of bringing juanaflippa back through a trial. jaiden breaks off at points to hang around tilin, who reveals their fears that their dad doesn't love them, and how they only want a family in the sense that bobby, roier, and jaiden have. jaiden attempts to assure them that that's not the case, that quackity does love them (he was SO worried when he thought they were kidnapped), but tilin doesn't feel fully convinced.

after asking like, everyone else and being turned down, charlie asks if jaiden will be his lawyer for the trial on wednesday. she agrees, despite having no knowledge of the law. she wants to help charlie in any way she can, and vows to do her best.

as everyone once again split up to go their separate ways, roier and jaiden talk. most importantly, jaiden questions why spreen is allowed into their basement, when she wasn't given permissions until the night prior. roier explains the full situation, from starting it as a community house to spreen killing his dog, and how he vows to get his revenge. jaiden listens intently, assuring him that she's on his side and will be there to back him up and support him when he needs it. they name themselves as the only normal family of the server.

returning to quackity, jaiden finds him and charlie drinking. quackity semi-snaps at tilin, stating that he's trying his best, he's just busy, okay? jaiden semi-snaps back, bringing up that tilin doesn't even think he loves them, and that when tilin jumped off the wall earlier, he didn't even go to revive them--she and charlie did. fit breaks the tense atmosphere by yelling "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" in the background

jaiden walks a drunk charlie home, tucking him into bed. the two recite a bedtime story together (a decade in blue by eiffel 65) until the sun rises.

[atthebell]

thsi picture blows mmy fuckign mind

he's so pretty

[arieava]

ari arieava. do u really need proof i voted for q. do u really. cmon

delilah quackitytheduck. no i do not LMAO here's a quackity for u 😌

[halftheway]

ELMARIANA. NOW. GIVE

i like that im just like. tumblr's mariana dealer. anyway here u go ^-^

[concorp]

CONCORP IS A HERMITCRAFT THING????? i always thought it was a smplive ref im sobbing

ASDFGSFHDGFJHDS i havent ever watched any of smplive i know nothing about it

but yeah concorp was cub and scar's corporation in season 6 that evolved out of the convex in season 5. which. what the convex even are is so hard to explain afgsdhfj they're like. a pranking duo but also possessed/doing the bidding of the Vex. which are not just normal minecraft vex. its a lot.

they occasionally still reference concorp but its dubious if it'll ever make a proper return 😔