#askdingo

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Hold up- is that white pikmin is named after a fuckin Dark Souls Boss?!

I'm looking this up-

YUP THAT IS A DARK SOULS BOSS NAME

Malenia, Blade of Miquella bossfight, which is considered by many as one of the hardest bossfights in all of Elden Ring.

Shepherd: What's Dark Souls?

Dingo: I dunno but it sounds cool! If the name Malenia comes from there, she must be super powerful!

Russ: Blade of Miquella? That sounds interesting.

Yonny: Agreed! If she's the hardest bossfight, whatever that means, then this Pikmin must be amazing!

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Dingo- if your nightmares all end the same that's not normal at all!

Dingo: I...

*[Player] walks back over, now with a squad of pikmin*

[Player]: I've got all the Pikmin. Ready to go?

Dingo: Y-yeah.

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Dingo: The drone is all set up! It should be able to receive messages and read them aloud to us.

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Hello, Olimin. You need to pay your spaceship insurance. You can't avoid this anymore sir!

*Olimin glares at the drone*

Maki: Wait, that should be covered by the company! Is it not?!

Dingo: Alright, we're ready for the battle!

Olimin: Good. You'll have four minutes. Only blue pikmin. Ready? Dingo and Maki: *nods*

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How's dongo and mac?

Dongo: We're fine, just confused, mostly.

Mac: We'll get to the dandori battle in a moment, sorry.

Olimin: No worries! Take your time.

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*waits again*

Olimin: Take all the time you need, just let me know when you're ready to begin.

*Maki and Dingo take a breather, checking each other for any injuries. They're both fine, just a little shook up.*

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Hey Olmin (Olimin)! Long time no seen! *giggle*

Okay, maybe I should cut it out but… seriously, I wonder how they would react if they would knew it…

Olimin: Know what?

Maki: Ah... my head is splitting! Could we get a moment? We kind of had a weird encounter on the way here?

Dingo: That's one way of putting it-

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Let's get to Yons because I'm kinda concerned about everyone's health.

Russ: We’re heading to his room right now. It’s the farthest down the hall.

*Everyone shuffles down the hall. You pass by Collin, Shepheard, and Bernard’s room before finally reaching Yonny’s. His name plate is rusted, and is glowing slightly in the dark. Dingo knocks on the door.*

Dingo: Yonny? You up?

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PLAYER! ARE YOU OKAY?!

[Player]: I’m fine! Just up late working on a project.

*Dingo and Russ visibly relax*

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OH NO EVERYTHING HAS GONE DOWNHILL REALLY FAST!

*Dingo shoved Maki out of the way, just as the Bulborb crunches down. His helmet is immediately shattered. [Player] gasps as Maki skids on the floor. The Pikmin all scatter, running as fast as they can from the scene*

*Dingo is no longer available for asks.*

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Maki You have purple pikmin yet you just turn into a deer in the headlights JUST SCREAMING- "EAT ME ALIVE!"

I guess we are throwing common sense into the trash today!

*Maki snaps out of her shock, grabbing the nearest Pikmin and smacking the Bulborb across the face. She's able to scramble a few steps away before the Bulborb roars, sending all the Pikmin in a panic*

Dingo: Maki! Get out of there! [Player]: *panicked fweeting of their whistle*

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I'm with anon on this one that looks suspicious...

*[Player] crosses their arms* Yeah... I feel like something is up...

Dingo: Well, there materials farther away, but then we'll be out later. Either way we're at risk.

Maki: We have plenty of Pikmin anyways, so it'll be alright!

*Maki starts to approch the material pile with some pikmin*

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[Player] do you get scared of the thought of losing your friends or even dieing yourself?

[Player]: Moreso lately, sure. Especially with the creatures being more hostile.

Dingo: We should be fine though! Especially with all the purple pikmin we brought with us!

*They come across a split path. Dingo leads them Right*

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Dingo, Maki and [Player], what is your favourite pikmin type?

Dingo: The Red Pikmin! They're my favorite color.

Maki: I like the Purple Pikmin. They are very friend shaped :D

[Player]: I like the yellow Pikmin. I feel like they are underestimated.

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Dingo are you okay? You look like you're about to cry?

*Dingo gently touches his helmet. He takes a deep breath to steady himself.*

Dingo: I'll be alright. That just wasn't a very pleasant thing to remeber.

[Player]: I bet. Do you want a bit of cookie?

Dingo: Sure. Thanks, [Player].

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Dingo, Do all of your nightmares end the same?

Dingo: Pretty much, yeah. That's normal though, right?