#asks are neat

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Gordon has a thousand yard stare.

He sure does

[askthereagans]

OOC:

I have not died. I just have been working on other things and school

I swear I’m not dead please keep asking

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

hibernation au

gordon: eli. <eli. there's a weird fucking woman outside>

eli: what?

gordon: <its death calling to me eli. It looks like a grandparent the fucking thing>

gman: *blinks*

Gordon pointing at her hoping Eli will respond so he knows he's not crazy and just imagining this weird woman

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Are you planning on making any mouthwashing art? Even thinking of making an au?🤔

Not really? I'm not super interested in the game (even though I do think it's cool)

Though I did doodle Curly and Anya from it a bit ago, so here's those-

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

give gman a ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

The ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

What are your headcanons about Gordon?

I believe i've shared most of them before, but eh whatever I wanna talk about him more

-Physically mute, and was born with a vocal cord defect that makes him unable to vocalize whatsoever. because of this, when he first started working at Black Mesa, he actually had small cards to hand out to anyone that asked about it, basically stating his disability and to be patient with him.

-Fluent in ASL and also writes very quickly for people who don't understand it. This means his handwriting is a bit sloppy

-He wasn't taken that seriously when he started working at Black Mesa, and even after a couple years of working there he was still stuck with intern work. whether it's because others see him as too young or not fit for the job doesn't matter, but occasionally it feels like Gordon is being pushed to quit by some of his co-workers.

-That being said, he is still good friends with people like Kleiner (who was the only familiar face when he first started working there), and Barney, who he befriended later. He only really communicates with them, and keeps to himself in unfamiliar groups unless necessary.

-He is autistic and you can not tell me otherwise. He masks this a lot though, cause he feels like he would be taken even less seriously if he didn't.

-He shaved his goatee once during his job at Black Mesa and most of his co-workers didn't recognize him without his ID card. Barney told him to grow it out again cause he looked weird.

-I feel like during the Resonance Cascade, he took a bunch of supplies from dead soldiers and other things. Things like gun straps and holsters to hold all the weapons he got, and even put on sound-dampening headphones to prevent too much hearing damage. just put all of it on top of the HEV suit.

-He is not a social dude. he's the guy that holds a red solo cup in the corner of the room during a party and doesn't interact with anyone. He's very unassuming, just an every-day guy, being why it was surprising that HE of all people was going through the Resonance Cascade without dying.

-Dissociates in stressful situations, just so he doesn't break down in the middle of a life-or-death battle. He barely remembers certain chunks of the Black Mesa incident. He feels extremely guilty over his actions, and hates when he is seen as a hero for it all. He's not a hero, he was just a cornered animal who bit to survive.

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

we enjoy your gman, we thank you, we would enjoy to see more

It is a very normal individual

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

i love your gman design

just like in general.

i like your au on them as well. you are my favorite gmanposter.

He's a silly little guy and i'm crushing him with a 2 ton anvil

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Mr. Wright: It's the pride month Seth, you know what that means.

Seth: What? Do I have to like, take care of like, gay Scrap Worms? What?

First time I draw Joseph, and its this

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Can you draw Adam really creepy,now he looks like an alternate?

Sure :)

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Neaten up Gordon's hair I dare you Give that depressed traumatised man a little trim to tidy it up

Man I fucked up we gotta go bald

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

how is my favourite edgelord emo that got shadowfied by the three?

Take a wild guess

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

saviour willow tree voice i think we're going to have to kill this guy, mark.

mark voice damn.

Not again...

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

I don't know how else to say this but your aftermath gman? He is an autism creature, To Me. My instincts are insisting that if I were to squeeze him like a squeaky toy extremely quickly and repeatedly he's make the yipee sound. I feel like if I were to stare at him long enough I would be able to hear the portal radio music that plays in his head everytime his one anxiety filled braincell hits the inside of his skull as it bounces around. 10/10 creature would sit on a park bench and watch his wavering silhouette out in the thick fog swallowing up the abandoned playground on the edge of the woods for hours on end.

You are so correct

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

i want to give Seth a little smooch

He'll politely decline

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

if Luigi were in mandela catalogue he'd be Dave Lee i am not elaborating

I can see it. even down to the stache