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fuck you *gives shadow mark (i forgot his new name) an actual mullet (business in front, party in the back)*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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alt au seth: my whole family died :(

silver lining seth: literally cannot relate anyway wanna play guitar together

LITERALLY

the difference between the two is. surprising despite their general character staying the same

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Will Seth die in the silver lining? Or will there be any death?

He won't die in silver lining no-

In fact, there are no planned deaths in general-

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO ADD THE GMAN HERE, here are headcanons for it

-I mentioned it in an ask earlier but I use any pronouns for them. They're a genderless, unknowable entity, I doubt they care /LH

-Stupidly tall. like. nearly 7 feet tall

-It really doesn't get scared by anything. Doesn't feel pain either. just overall feels very numb emotionally and physically

-Is an eldritch abomination in a human skin suit. What it really looks like is a mystery, probably for good reason.

-Has night vision. to see people when they can't see him

-Doesn't fight really, at least not physically. Just doesn't see the point of doing so. Sees it as a waste of energy.

-Speaks the way he does due to not quite grasping. how humans naturally speak. Also finds the human form he took limiting in that regard.

-His suit never gets dirty. he could get covered in mud or blood or something and it'll be clean within a few minutes. On that note

-A kinda neat freak. will want everything to be as it should be and where it should be.

do you have any personal hcs abt half life characters and/or hlvrai characters

Indeed I do (i'm gonna focus on regular half life characters rather than them plus HLVRAI-)

Gordon Freeman:

-Completely mute. He was born with underdeveloped vocal chords so he can't really make any noises of any kind, and thus can't speak. He instead uses sign language or just writing something down to communicate.

-Is such a nerd and I say this affectionately. He will ramble about certain scientific topics if given the chance.

-I can't stress this enough he is literally a normal guy. He was not built for fighting aliens and going against eldritch horrors. No he is not doing okay

-Not very social around people he's not familiar with. Actually quite socially awkward and a bit of a loner.

-that being said he IS friends with Barney and Dr. Kleiner specifically. They were the ones he hung around the most in Black Mesa.

Barney Calhoun:

Whenever I talk about Barney, just know that my interpretation of him is based on how he acted in Half life 1 rather than HL2. that being said

-he sounds so done with everything. He speaks in a pretty monotonous voice most of the time, and has a hard time showing emotions. He could be freaked the fuck out and he'd still have a bored look on his face- /LHJ

-walks with a slight limp from a workplace accident, before the resonance cascade.

-Pretty apathetic and pessimistic sounding, but he does genuinely care. Just because he thought 100% he was going to die in the resonance cascade doesn't mean he's going to give up and let it happen easily

-Kinda gets talked down upon by the science team (aside from Dr. Kleiner and Gordon of course) so he has a grudge against them. thinks most of them believe they're better than everyone else.

-Depressed. yeah turns out working in a concrete underground science facility isn't great for your mental health. No he does not know of this diagnosis.

-Gordon was his best friend, so when he didn't see Gordon escape Black Mesa. He got. extremely worried to say the least.

I don't really have a lot of headcanons for the other characters right now? At least nothing that hasn't already been established in canon. also i'm focusing on he HL1 characters cause its the one I know the most about. but yeah. I like these two, they're silly

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do you have any personal hcs abt half life characters and/or hlvrai characters

Indeed I do (i'm gonna focus on regular half life characters rather than them plus HLVRAI-)

Gordon Freeman:

-Completely mute. He was born with underdeveloped vocal chords so he can't really make any noises of any kind, and thus can't speak. He instead uses sign language or just writing something down to communicate.

-Is such a nerd and I say this affectionately. He will ramble about certain scientific topics if given the chance.

-I can't stress this enough he is literally a normal guy. He was not built for fighting aliens and going against eldritch horrors. No he is not doing okay

-Not very social around people he's not familiar with. Actually quite socially awkward and a bit of a loner.

-that being said he IS friends with Barney and Dr. Kleiner specifically. They were the ones he hung around the most in Black Mesa.

Barney Calhoun:

Whenever I talk about Barney, just know that my interpretation of him is based on how he acted in Half life 1 rather than HL2. that being said

-he sounds so done with everything. He speaks in a pretty monotonous voice most of the time, and has a hard time showing emotions. He could be freaked the fuck out and he'd still have a bored look on his face- /LHJ

-walks with a slight limp from a workplace accident, before the resonance cascade.

-Pretty apathetic and pessimistic sounding, but he does genuinely care. Just because he thought 100% he was going to die in the resonance cascade doesn't mean he's going to give up and let it happen easily

-Kinda gets talked down upon by the science team (aside from Dr. Kleiner and Gordon of course) so he has a grudge against them. thinks most of them believe they're better than everyone else.

-Depressed. yeah turns out working in a concrete underground science facility isn't great for your mental health. No he does not know of this diagnosis.

-Gordon was his best friend, so when he didn't see Gordon escape Black Mesa. He got. extremely worried to say the least.

I don't really have a lot of headcanons for the other characters right now? At least nothing that hasn't already been established in canon. also i'm focusing on he HL1 characters cause its the one I know the most about. but yeah. I like these two, they're silly

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What's the thing between you and fictional men /LHJ

I’m unsure what you’re referring to with this statement

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there's something deeply wrong with me

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whats ur fav part of hlvrai

I honestly can't choose a favorite part, theres a lot of parts I like in it

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what pronounce does ur gman use

i saw you use they and he

which would your gman prefer

does gman have more pronouns?

I hc him as using any pronouns plus it/its!

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we enjoy your gman, we thank you, we would enjoy to see more

It is a very normal individual

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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did you know that theres a fanmade hl1 remake called "black mesa"

its pretty good

YEAHHHH I know of it!!

I actually have it on steam but my laptop BARELY handles it GDHFJKDS

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what part(s) of half life 1 and/or half life blue shift are your favorite? :3

Ooooo grah like. for half life, I honestly just like the kinda. world building it does, like. making Black Mesa feel like a real facility with real people in it. same with Blue shift honestly.

If you're talking about like. the game itself, i'm unsure what my favorite part I played through was

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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returning to my fucking roots

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did you kn ow tha t pe anut bu t ter i s n utri tious an dfuf illingg gg g ggg gg ggg

y ea g

Wow I never knew that, thanks for the info

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Whats the lore of half life??? Dude gets born with half a life or smth???? Literally the opposite of a cat and for what???/LHJ

Half life? What happened to its sequel, Full Life