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[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) When I tell you I teared up when reading that Aventurine cultural loss fic actually. I didn't cry but something about the fic buried itself deep beneath my gut and twisted my insides....

My culture or my language isn't dying but I understand Aventurine's struggle w the communication of it all the same. Having been away from my country for a long time and in a foreign one it really does feel like you no longer understand it until you communicate with another human being who speaks the same tongue. Thank you so much for the fic mama Mao I'll be thinking about this for days impeccable writing as always ♥️♥️♥️

HENGFENG BLEACH ANON....BELOVED T_T I'm so glad you enjoyed it esp because I know aventurine's language and cultural loss is something that you think abt a lot !! (JAIL FOR ME btw for not replying to your other ask . I WILL DO IT TMRW THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE IT !)

I'm so very happy to hear that the fic resonated with you as someone who is isolated from their mother tongue. I don't think you need to be from a dying culture or speak a dying language to know the pain of being disconnected from your roots in a way as fundamental as how you speak (and think!). and that experience is what I was really trying to get at. thank you so much for sharing your experiences w me 💞💞💞

KISSING U ALWAYS !!

[yinyuedijun]

(hengfeng bleach anon) mama maoooooo hi love ur new blog ur Dan Heng banner looks very kissable <3 Also here have some fluff for a change as a housewarming gift!!! I think that the two would cling to you a lot cause of their cold-blooded nature as vidiyahara so when you both bring Dan Feng to belebog for the first time he's clinging to the both of you while shaking tail smacking angrily when you tease him about it and the tip of his ears red when Dan Heng laughs at his misery and expense

HENGFENG BLEACH ANON!! WELCOME !! 🫶 and thank u for the housewarming gift 🥺 Im supposed to be sleeping but I couldn't resist replying to this ask dkshskssk I LOVE UR FLUFF IDEAS I love this concept. the thought of the cold and proud yyj clinging onto someone for warmth is so funny fr ahgkdjsjsj

however! if u will humour me for a moment w my own headcanons - I believe dragons often represent yang in cn culture, so I personally hc that vidyadharas have quite a lot yang qi. especially so for imbibitor lunaes as their dragon features are quite prominent. because of his excessive yang qi, I think dan feng (and dan heng in his og form) would run extremely hot, so you'd be clinging onto him and he'd be so smug abt it. dan heng would be so salty about it too LMAO he'd take on his og form and you'd have two very possessive dragons fighting over u 💀

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) * Walks up to you covered in blood and tears and dirt, and with the face of someone who just finished 2.1 and is trying to cope. Grips your shoulders* HEAR ME OUT AVENTURINE/DAN HENG/READER W DAN HENG AS HIS BODYGUARD AND READER AS AN ASSASIN OR SOMEONE JY SENT TO LOOK AFTER DH DO YOU SEE MY VISION. YES A/B/O AU. YES CRACK RARE PAIR SHIP OR WHATEVER BUT HEAR ME OUT THEY AVEDAN HAVE PARALLELS OKAY MAMA MAO CAN YOU PLEASE SEE MY VISION (<——Is delusional)

WE R ON THE SAME DELULU WAVELENGTH ANON I honestly was kind of contemplating the similarities between Dan Heng's arc and Aventurine's arc in the sense that both must contend with a past from which they are running/hiding, a side to themselves that they abhor, and both their arcs focus on this journey of self-acceptance and resolution. I think it is interesting also that Dan Heng's story quest was actually the first one that involved a pov switch, which was then used again and repeated for Aventurine - as a means of achieving interiority for two people who are not very emotionally forthcoming. Aventurine's story is, of course, more guttural and painful, as it deals with real life traumas relating to poverty, discrimination, genocide, and self-hatred. But the similarity in emotional beats are still there.

all this to say

AVENTURINE/DAN HENG/READER I SEE THE VISION I SEE IT WE'RE SHARING DELUSIONS RN WAHHLFJSKS

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) [important note: please answer this after you sleep or I am removing your dh pussy privileges!! Take care of yourself!!]

ooooohhh das incheresting....... I find it low-key ironic given lizards are coldblooded.... mb for the vidiyahara it's just their outer skin (scales) that feels cold to the touch but they're actually warm...... Hrmm also now I'm kinda self projecting but as a person who's body temperature is absolutely ASININE I definitely like that idea cuddling w loyal dragons.... I will dump them to the couch if they fight though LMAOOO. My hands and feet get easily cold like really super easy that it's annoying.... Oh to be warm and toasty bc of my two cuddly dragons..... ALSO HDJSJSJJSJS ITS FINE MAMA MAO

Horny posting is always appreciated and my brain always has Dan Heng having me bent over his knee and— [gets hit with Dan Feng's spear] okay I'll shut up now

(also I saw an image of Dan Feng and DHIL and normal Dan Heng tgth and legit my brain immediately went "oh yes five cocks for reader that pussy is never going to close" and I want to run laps around my house)

NOT MY DH PUSSY PRIVILEGES....I slept last night I'll sleep tn just please don't take him away 😔🙏🙏🙏

and LOL ya I understand why it's counterintuitive. to be clear I don't think I've ever heard specifically if cn dragons would be considered "cold" or "hot" (cn followers feel free to chime in?). they're associated with water and rain so I could easily expect the opposite. but they are definitely associated with yang and my horny brain truly just ran with that opportunity so I'm glad you're liking the idea :3c

also to your last point. I have a confession to make and ykw I have to put this under read more out of severe shame and disgrace actually

(cw.dubcon in the sex pollen kind of way, not a dark content kind of way)

so for that RIDICULOUS sim uni fic I have actually thought a lot about making it that EXACT scenario - there's a simulated dhil, a simulated dan feng, and actual human dan heng with you and they basically gangbang you while you and dan heng are under the influence of a sex pollen error code curio. it sounds so stupid but just aauuvdkjfeldjs level with me here. having to take care of dhil and df's cocks with your mouth and your hands. but it's not enough so suddenly you're in dhil's lap, your pussy struggling to take both of his lengths at once while your lips are wrapped around one of dan feng's cocks, your hand around the other.

and your boyfriend is just - sitting off to the side, trying to maintain some semblance of self-control, until you pull away from dan feng long enough to give him a confused, dazed stare. you're so far gone at this point, you don't even realize what's got him so hesitant when he clearly wants to touch you. "what are you doing, heng'er?" you ask. "come here. let me take care of you too."

and dan heng is trying so, so hard to fight the effects of the curio. but when he sees your pussy swallowing both of yyj's cocks, taking them just like how he trained it to—well. it would be unreasonable to expect him to hold back.

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) ITS LEE FROM PUNISHING GRAY RAVEN HE'S SOOOO...... AWOOGA OONGA BOONGA I WANT HIM.... (LOOK IF YOU READ AND PLAY PGR MB U WOULD UNDERSTAND).... BUT DAN HENG...........!!! I'M SO SORRY MY FELLOW DH FUCKERS!!!!! 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hengfeng bleach anon ......this is the ultimate betrayal you went after a BLONDE !! 😭

jk jk do not worry, you will always have a place among Dan Heng Nation and we shall always remember your legendary thirsts 🫡 and even if your love for Dan Heng has waned I know his love for you is everlasting... as is Dan Feng's obsession with you

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) I SAW YOUR REPLY AND I HAVE ASCENDED PLEASE DON'T SWITCH BLOGS AGAIN..... MAMA MAO MAMA MAO IT'S OKAY...... PROMMY..... I AM RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE........ uehh aouhhg your brain Supreme as always I need you to understand how much I wish to print and eat your reply its that good.... Also please actually write it........ I beg of thee.... No one will shame you here (I'd kill them first/J) just a teeny crumb...... Get that out of your chest to start the new year w a bang.... (bang me w a gun to the head maybe HDHSHSHSJHAHSHS I'M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE FOR THIS......)

"I'd kill them first" made me laugh SO HARD 😭😭😭 I'm very glad you liked my freak posting LMAOOO also please don't apologize hengfeng anon, it's u and me and our h-word minds against the world...

AUUGSKDH maybe when busy season is over or if I'm still alive by family day I'll write a degenerate drabble about this. I won't lie, ever since I answered your ask I've been unable to stop thinking about it 😔 so it'll happen sooner or later...

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) Mama Mao, please do not respond if ur hand is still acting up but been having thoughts of Zhongli and mister Dan Feng w Dan Heng as their mentee n Mc as their student's partner..... (Xiao is like the kid that's watching this happen and has a million feelings which can be summed up as A-Heng good luck and Dear Barbatos what do I do in this situation) Which I will not send unless u r comfy however so pls get better soon xoxo

"dear barbatos what do I do in this situation" is SO fucking funny to me anon I've been laughing for 3 daysat this ask gelduakdlsj please tell me what deranged situation is happening for him to have this reaction ?!?!?!!

[yinyuedijun]

(hengfeng bleach anon) ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️Dan Heng wife not wanting to degrade us makes me so emo...... bc i actually dont like being degraded bc im overly emotionally sensitive and if my spouse was mean in bed i'd actually be updet LMAO BUT BESIDES THAT..... wife ily too but we horknee please trust us when we say we want you to use us whenever you like is because we trust you!!! so please use us whenever you like!! wife please!!!!

WAIT AM I ALLOWED TO USE THAT IN THE FIC because I think he'd respond very well to the "I trust you" thing . unconditional trust from his s/o gives him an instant boner (so does the fact that u probably just came on his face knowing how I write this guy, but that's irrelevant). I think he started out w pretty severe intimacy issues given his past so trust is like a big thing w him 🥺

also I think u are a perfect match for him !!! because he'd be so upset being mean to you too ☹️ he has just been hurt so much in life he doesn't want to see you hurt too !!! he wants u to feel safe and good and loved . I think seeing you like that makes him feel safe and good and loved too!!

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) Mama Mao please do in fact write it please please I'm begging you the thought of being easy access... Free use.... for dh my dearest wife and for him to go wild....? It makes me so....... Please I am nothing but a hole for him 😔😔😔😔😔 USE ME DH— *I get dragged off the stage and into horny jail*

(i hope ur doing well mama mao :3 also pls turn on the option to prevent third parties on using data from ur blog bc apparently tumblr is allowing dudebros to use the data collect for AI stuff keep yourself safe!!)

HENGFENG BLEACH ANON DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT FREE USE AND DANHENG ILL LITERALLY GO CRAZY o-(--< UGH especially in his imbibitor lunae form where I think it's not only endless stamina but also a NEED to be inside you . don't talk to me about this or literally all I'll do is write straight up free use pwp LMFAOOO

thank you for the heads up also!! I will drag myself onto desktop for once 🫶 to turn it on! can't let those companies touch my dragonfucking content ....

[yinyuedijun]

MISS MAMA MAO HI ITS BEEN A WHILE I HOPE YOU HAD A PLEASANT BIRTHDAY (FROM HENGFENG BLEACH ANON)

HENGFENG BLEACH ANON MY DEARLY BELOVED I HAVE MISSED U!! I HOPE LIFE HAS BEEN TREATING YOU WELL 🥺💞💞💞 THANK U FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) HI I read nightflower and I'm genuinely crying so hard I can't breath lmao very great fic once again from you mama Mao I'd write more compliments but it's getting harder to see my screen with my tears in my eyes GEHEGGEHWHSHSHHS

LMAAOKFSHSKSJS thank u for reading hf bleach anon my beloved <3333 I am sorry for making u cry but happy it moved you so much emotionally! I hope you had a lovely day today, aside from the crying LOL

[yinyuedijun]

(HENGFENG BLEACH ANON) (*SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT BEING WOKEN UP*) I AM HERE I WAS BUSY W OTHER GAMES ASIDE HSR (we do not look at the unfinished paperwork at my desk do not perceive I will work on it once I'm finished doing my dailies) but yes. That. Mmmmh. Yes. Double Aventurine. Present and Future Aventurine. The wonderful self-cest which is somehow more fucked up than Hengfeng itself. I cannot write for shit. I do not have the time but mama Mao you must perceive my carnal vision. BUT FIRST FINISH 2.2 bc my idea hath spoilers for it so I beg of thee to FINISH IT.

Okay but the two "" fighting"" (i say that w quotations bc something about is it really a fight when you already know the outcome? :]) over you bc ofc the only time Aventurine will ever feel threatened is when himself is the opponent in question. I can see this happening when they're still stuck in Ena's dream, maybe [Aventurine] appears in [Kakavasha]'s dream with you. Where nothing had went wrong and [he] is the ideal man for you and everything is okay. [Aventurine] who mocks this idylic dream [Kakavasha] has by ntring him and with you becoming increasingly torn at who you want [Aventurine] or [Kakavasha]? (yes I wrote this w either translation mc or the casino table mc in MIND bc alpha malewaife mc would turn this soft real fast and turn it into a lesson for the two that no matter what they would love him and it becomes a threesome vanilla sex DO YOU SEE MY VISION MAMA MAO DO YOU SEE IT IM GONNA GO INSANE MAMA MAO)

ANYWAYS TUMBLR PLEASE SEND ONG

SCREAAAMMM HELLO HENGFENG BLEACH ANON I CANT BELIEVE THE SUMMONING RITUAL WORKED ??? now I know how to get your attention I simply need to post selfcest art of our faves HAHAHFDJSLSSJ

AND YES I SEE IT I SEE THE VISIONNN..... never did I think I would see ntr in my inbox I'm about to ascend godbless 🛐🛐🛐 <- fully revealing myself as a complete degenerate ig. I'm incredibly h-word over this but I'm also somewhat fascinated by the idea that Harmony!Aventurine ntring the reader and making them feel conflicted actually means that the reader kinda PREFERS how Real!Aventurine has been treating them in reality AGLFDJADJS VERY PAR FOR THE COURSE. especially casino pwp mc that one is a complete freak (I'm still not sure whether they're the same mc as translation but they're lowkey a freak too so it applies both ways LMFAO)

DYING that u immediately understood the outcome w alpha malewife even though I haven't posted the fic 💀 I agree it would end up with a threesome and ykw I think Real!Aventurine would end up being in the middle. the Harmony and alpha malewife will be tag teaming him and showering him with praise 👍

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) Mama Mao.... I must confess to you that someone else has taken my heart and no it's not someone from hsr [SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS] I will always love the wife, the black cat ever that is Dan Heng but now my heart has also made space for another blorbk entirely and I WANT to drop kick myself off of this earth

hengfeng bleach anon, I can't believe this day has come 😭 please tell us who this new blorbo is... who is taking you away from dan heng nation???!?!!

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) Mama mao the fucking better be extra nasty for that heartwrenching opening bc like legit i've always known that dh's backstory is fucked up but i hadn't thought too much about his life post-exile BUT pre-astral express, like just thinking about it makes me want to cry, because imagine you are dan heng and you are excited to start a new life!!! a bit anxious given hat you've been through but you're determined to make it work!!!

but then the ghost of the lover of the dead person who you have the face of comes back to kill you and no one is spared, not even the people you were slowly trying to build relationships with is soooo............ like, dh must have persistently jumped from crew to crew after the first few times he made a mistake of staying for too long in a ship only for everyone in there to die or something like..... my wife.... fuck you blade i hope your back breaks when you're being pegged or something

man now im wondering how himeko and welt managed to convince dh to stay in the express for as long as he has, we know how he first met them but not like the rest of it, like im so curious how dh began getting comfortable and deciding to stay, also did blade try to kill him in the express??? i have so many questions but i fear the answers given mihoyo fucked up the hcq lore so badly i do not wish to see how they butcher the rest of the wife lore

Anyways im so sorry this is so long, you hit me w the dh feels, excuse me while i read some porn of my wife in order to calm down and wait for the pt2 of bedchamber 🙏🙏🙏🙏(p.s. mama mao you better be taking care of ur wrist pls ily/p xoxoxo)

DONT WORRY MY BELOVED ANON I can promise you absolute degeneracy after that opening scene 😞 literally the pov switches to mc right after and suddenly the narration gets 1000% funnier and nastier gsdldakdlahsjskv

also YESSS u are I are on the same wavelength anon, that's exactly how I imagine his pre-Express life to have been like! I think that's why Dan Heng starts off in the game as such a closed off person - my personal hc is that he never really moved into his own room on the Express because he was convinced he'd need to leave eventually. I can only imagine that he hadn't run into Blade while on the Express because Himeko and Welt didn't seem to recognize him at all. but as for how Himeko got him to stay, I'm not sure... by the point of March 7th joining, he does seem to be very fond of the place.

(also I died @ the blade pegging comment HELLLPP can one of the blade fuckers on my dash please help us get justice for danheng 🙏🙏🙏 HES IMMORTAL HIS BACK WILL HEAL)

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) MAMA MAOO TIS OKAY I AM HERE TO HELP (read: make your aventurine brain rot worse :]) MODERN AU where somehow Dan Heng is this man's so fucjing tired bodyguard he needs a vacation (Aventurine won't let him leave bc this man is so fine he needs eye candy from the old men he has to stare in the eye at his gambling sessions okay) and you are also Aventurine's equally tired secretary who wants to quit but can't because he pays you so well you would not believe it (and also because look at my reasons for Dan Heng's and then his lines and you cannot tell me Aventurine is NOT a raging bisexual) . Exhibitionism/Threesome shenanigans ensue :3

EXHIBITIONISM U SAY... honestly I'm not often into modern aus or crackships but ngl I'm very into this concept. aventurine as a c-suite level exec with insane gambling / nightlife habits, you as his overworked admin, dan heng as his body guard (not a far cry from his role as a train guard!). I do think aventurine radiates extreme bisexual energy and he would absolutely want to stare at dan heng AND you all day. but I like to think that you make the first move between the three of them, not aventurine, which shocks everyone involved LOL

[yinyuedijun]

(Hengfeng bleach anon) i am probably late but happy valentines day mama maoooooo may you spend your time happy w your men :3 (I'm watching your guys w dead fish eyes and holding a knife threateningly if they make you happy in this good day)

WAHHH THANK U ANON 🥺💞💞 LMAOOO not the dead fish eyes 💀💀💀 dw anon, we all I know heng'er would be a great valentine's day date hehe