#aspernamentum

[cracknoir]

we don't follow each other or anything but I see you a bit on my dash from mutuals and I have to let you know that every single time i see your url, my brain reads cocainumking as 'cocaine mukbang' and without a doubt, brain follows with "wow what a way to go out" and i finally had to share this w you after probably literal years of seeing it and i hope you have a grouse as day!

heart eyes @ ranom anon

this isn't cash money. i feel personally victimized by the tumblr staff. im just trying to have a good time and honestly they keep coming for me it's unreal

honestly trying to get a cocaine url is unreal. they've done everything. cocaineanimal cocainefury cocainenightmare fuck it cocainedolphin? u want it? urls gone hit the bricks

but honestly this is a lovely message and thank u ly xoxoxox

[dxsole]

Can I have Jimmy in c3 pls??? For reasons

Jackie Chan Fashion Meme | Not Accepting

//I assume some PUNK got blood on his nice Adidas and he reacted thusly

Also he looks all jacked up bc uh i said so?? :/ Accept It....Merry Christmas!!!

[consultingsister-aa]

STARTER CALL // @aspernamentum ( jim hopkins )

Sometimes Celia fools herself into thinking she’s an autumn darling. Cosy nights in, slippy wet pavement covered with red and orange leaves, cup of tea while you’re wrapped in blankets; she’s into it. For about a week. In truth, Cecelia is a sunworshipper. Her mood dips when the sun does. The bleak winter months in New York begin to feel oppressive once christmas is over and the rain only makes her hair frizzy. Sitting on the deck of the Bahamas ocean view villa, bikini clad, book in hand, she thinks to herself, this might be perfection. 

A shadow falls across her legs and the editor covers her eyes with her hand so she can peer up at Jim, a half grin on her face. “How’s that water treating you? Warm as a bath?” 

[pantslessoptimism-a]

@aspernamentum​ hit the heart for some hallowween stuff

“How are you feeling about Halloween this year? Are you into it? Are you willing to be into it?” Sophie asked, the idea of maybe having a party this year floating around in her head. Or at least seeing if someone wanted to hang out, maybe watch some crappy movies, hand out candy to kids. 

Something. 

“Because it’s tomorrow, you know, and I’m feeling it this year. I might invite some people over or something, you wanna be apart of it? If not it’s totally cool, but I figured it’s a good holiday to just have some fun without dealing with any bullshit the others come with, and it could be fun.”

[snakeley]

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.” // from Jimmy!!

 hate. that. snake. 

           “ Awww … —— FLATTERER. ”

[a-kitten-with-claws-archived]

👌

send me a 👌for my muse to drunkenly confess something

“There were a lot of times - and I do mean a lot - during our therapy sessions, that I wanted to tell you to throw me down on the desk and do things to me really shouldn’t be on the mind of someone trying to be professional!”.

[fullofvoices]

( @aspernamentum spun the wheel & got Suzy [#16] )

“Aaaaalright. Now we’re talking.” She announced her presence loudly, wandering from the back of the closed bar, bottle of the best whiskey in house in her hand. “My sister has the kid for the night. Ready to help a single mom get trashed?”

[fertilitasetmortem]

“It was almost like a dream. ‘Oh. I’m not waking up. Why aren’t I waking up?’ I thought. That feeling never ended. It still hasn’t ended.” // from the one the only bradman

“is this the part where i tell you you’ve died? i feel it would be fitting for me to take you down the river styx if you did. i’m sure i could toss a couple coins to the ferryman and bribe him.” there was a brief pause, just long enough to see if the joke landed.“do you feel like you’re still dreaming? even now?”

[asteriananthologies-a-blog]

@aspernamentum || continued from x

“Yes, text me,” Electra repeated, shooting him a smile that was as enigmatic as she was. She accepted his phone, entered her number into it, and handed it back. The party was still going full swing around them, but--although she wasn’t exactly a stranger to establishments such as this--it had been a long time since she’d had cause to enter one, and she was rather keen to get out this dingy club and just go home.

She slipped back into her coat. Tucked in her chair. But instead of turning towards the door, she took a step closer to Frankie. She leaned in until her painted lips were less than inch away from the shell of his ear and told him archly, “By all means, do with it what you wish. But if that’s the sort of thing you’re looking for ... Well-” A shrug. “Call me old fashioned, but I always think that’s much more fun done in person. Goodnight.” 

[mutedmyths-blog]

@aspernamentum

Many people went in and out of the bar Jazzy worked so hard to get a job at. It was always difficult when most seemed to just ignore you. She did her best to ignore it and just keep on doing what she was doing. It was a first that she familiar face walk into the bar. Brown eyes intensely staring at him as she tried to place his face. She hadn’t know him personally, or did she and they met long ago? No it couldn’t of been that. It was somewhere else. 

Jena put her all into the song she was preforming, as she always did. Once she had gotten a break, Jazzy quickly made her way toward the familiar stranger. “Hey,” She called out, walking up next to the stranger. “I swear i’ve seen you from somewhere..” She muttered under her breath. Taking another look at the man in front of her. Jazzy just couldn’t put her finger on it. 

“Where the fuck have I seen you before? it’s driving me crazy.”

[asilverjackal]

verin vc: i have a secret for you, jimmy only knows how to make an ass of himself.

– @bellecosebabe!

He tilts his head the slightest, curious. “Then how has he stayed alive? The grace of a Divine Being?!” 

[dxsole]

Buck in 3A

Jackie Chan Fashion Meme | Not Accepting

//YIPPEE-KAI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!!

[consultingsister-aa]

@aspernamentum said: ‘ don’t you know who you’re dealing with? ’ // from jimjam

“Jimmy, sit down, you’re going to hurt yourself.” 

By the looks of it, she was dealing with New York City’s hardest gangster, having taken a line too many. She grabbed the bottle off her kitchen island, just in time for him to make his way from chair to table top. He could have at least taken off his shoes. The editor offered out a steadying hand but it hovered above her head, ignored. She wasn’t entirely sure what he was so angry about, but something had gone wrong somewhere, he had made that clear from the moment he arrived, ranting and raving, insisting he just needed a drink, somewhere to lay low. When he looks down at her now, obviously offended, she offers the motherly smile she can muster, her tone placating. “I’m dealing with the most dangerous man in the city, now get the fuck down from my table top before you break anymore of your bones.” 

[lostsullivans]

‘ when you move , i’m moved . ’ from little jake??

HOZIER | Accepting       ( @aspernamentum​ / Little Jake )

       “ Oh yeah? ”  Sidling up to him, Bullet dipped a bit and moved slowly along his body, putting on a little show.  “ Then I guess I’ll just have to keep on movin’ then. Wanna join me? ”

[arabelladorsey]

“ some people get embarrassed dancing, i don’t. ” from jimjam xoxoxo

End of the F***ing World Starter Sentences | Accepting

“Well, you’re saying that now, but I don’t see you busting any moves.” There is a time and a place for dancing, but this is neither the time or place. If he were to get on his feet and start to dance, everyone in the room would stop and stare. “Come on, show me. I’ll be very disappointed if you don’t.”

[a-kitten-with-claws-archived]

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